Here's an idea — hire 'em both!
Nothing like a lil' orgy to really up the sex bar! LOLz!!
Yes, friends, it seems as though our and your fantasies of Ian Somerhalder filling in the Fifty Shades of Grey bed that Charlie Hunnam left cold may never come to fruition.
Instead, we're now hearing two sexy gents are leading the producers' pack of desirable replacements: Alexander Skarsgard and Jamie Dornan.
We all know Alexander and his peen from True Blood. The hotness scale breaks past 10 every time he's around, so obviously we wouldn't mind him cuffing the coveted role!
But Jamie Dornan wouldn't be so bad, either! The former
We all know Alexander Skarsgård has a cult following! Heck, he even has a pack of six follow him wherever he goes: his abs!
However, he also plays a cult leader in the new music video for the Australian electronic band Cut Copy's song Free Your Mind! And part of the perks of being a cult leader is choosing your own dress code, and for Alexander, less is more!
Uh, where do we sign up? JK! Cults are weird and dangerous…but seriously, Alexander we'd join in a heartbeat!
Good luck with trying to Free Your Mind of the seksi shirtless images of Alexander, or the vision of him running in just his underwear (which is still way too much clothing)!
Ch-ch-check out the seksi music video (ABOVE)!!!
To go from Valentine's Day with Taylor Lautner…To a star-studded, Oscar winning cast of characters is a big f@*king deal!
Taylor Swift is joining the cast of the The Giver, a film adaption of the 1993 children's novel!
The movie is already starring Meryl Streep, Jeff Bridges, Katie Holmes, Alexander Skarsgard, and Aussie actor Brenton Thwaites—who Taylor was seen getting cozy with at the Toronto Film Festival earlier this month!
FINALLY, the rendezvous explained…The two were going to be co-stars!
The flick is set to start filming October 7 in Cape Town, South Africa!
Congrats Tay-tay! This could be your breakout role!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
The smokin' Swedish god that is Alexander Skarsgard was seen leaving a Hollywood hotspot and we think he has on waaaaaay too many clothes for our liking.
Our favorite seXXXbomb has been in LA a lot recently…and we LOVE it.
We just wish he'd reconsider the whole "getting-dressed-in-the-morning" thing and show us some more skin a la his True Blood alter-ego Eric Northman.
Hey, we can dream, can't we?!
If ASkars walked around naked more then maybe the US would have to follow Sweden's lead with the whole public masturbation thing…
[Image via Survivor/Pacific Coast News.]
Stockholm Syndrome just got a whole lot weirder!
A 65-year-old horn-ball was charged with sexual assault recently after unsheathing his Pippi Longstocking at a Swedish beach and stroking her in public; sadly, this isn't the shocking part of this story.
He was arrested and charged with sexual assault, but the courts actually ended up acquitting the dude! They ruled the man committed no actual offense because his "activities" weren't directed toward any particular target!
Uh… So, they're saying it's okay stab-a your ABBA in public, but only if you aren't checking out the girl next to you with the dragon tattoo!?
Prosecutor Olof Vrethammar agrees with the verdict. He admitted:
Mmmmm. Break us off a piece of that Norse god.
Alexander Skarsgard was seen out out and about in LA, grabbing lunch at the Le Figaro Cafe and flaunting that AH-Mazing bod.
We wonder why he looks so serious though?!
Maybe he's worried about the True Blood cancelation?
Nah, we're sure he'll have no trouble finding another way to show off his sexxiness.
He's got to be fretting about the upcoming race against Prince Harry and the fact that His Royal Highness has been training ALREADY with his Wounded Warriors!
Better start today if you want to beat the Prince!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Apparently Prince Harry spent the night in a freezer recently, which is about as weird as we're willing to get for such a hot prince if he invited us in. Just kidding, we'd get a LOT weirder.
Also, we're kidding about the 'for fun' thing too — he's doing it to prepare his body for the race to the South Pole!
The freezer, with a temperature of -35 degrees, was set up to make sure he could handle the charity trek to the planet's southern tip — and to get him ready to take on Alexander Skarsgard, who is more than ready to fight for the victory!
It wasn't just some random deli freezer, though! It even had wind speeds of 45 mph as he and a group of injured British soldiers sampled the extreme conditions they will certainly run across while taking on the Walking With The Wounded South Pole Allied Challenge.
Not only that, but they were also