Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
We knew this story couldn't possibly be so cut and dry.
While we had heard Paris Hilton and her friends had attacked former Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson while at her Malibu beach house, don't jump to those conclusions too quickly.
While Paris and her friends were at her house, Jeremy and his crew apparently busted in and wanted to hang, despite Paris' friends not even knowing who he was.
He apparently then said, "Do you know who I am? I was on Baywatch and Celebrity Rehab."
And that's when things got nasty.
Just call Paris Hilton seksi Mrs. Claus from now on.
The hotel heiress is making a list and checking it twice..
….oh, and what is this she found??!
The leggy blonde declared on her way out of LAX airport yesterday:
This is an inneresting turn of events!
…and he has Barron to thank for it!
Confused??! Us too!
Even though Barron filed a police report after allegedly being jumped by Ray at an Art Basel party, the case has been shelved because Barron won't return the po-po's phone calls.
The case will only be reopened if Barron
No one knows for sure WHAT exactly went down when Barron Hilton got jumped last week at Art Basel in Miami…
…except for Barron and alleged attacker Ray Lemoine, of course.
Despite rumors claiming otherwise, Barron insists he had no fault in the icky, bloody battle.
From what we can see, it looks great!
This public outing comes after getting beat down by one of Lindsay Lohan's BFFs at a house party in Miami on December 6th!
The drama surrounding the incident has surely died down, just in time for the holidays…
But we have a feeling the legal jabbing will be back in full swing, come 2014!
Ch-ch-check out an extreme close up of how his facial scars are healing (below!)
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
This just turned out all kinds of bad for her.
Well, apparently the whole thing has turned off the guy LiLo was into!
According to sources, the actress was crushing on Morgan O’Connor, a dread-headed Ralph Lauren model. But after that whole cray cray week, he’s out. One insider revealed:
If there was ever a time Dina Lohan needed to show motherly support for her daughter…it would be now!
The Mean Girls actress took to Instagram on Thursday, sharing a loving message her momma posted on the starlet's mirror!
Along with the pic, Lindz tweeted: