
Hell, we'd be happy just to see Maria Menounos' smiling, happy face while on vacation — but today we're spoiled!
We get a look at DAT ASS! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out what she just posted on Instagram (above) and just try and tell us that's not one of the most bootyful booties you've ever seen! You can't do it! You just can't!
We're more than sure Maria keeps her diet and fitness in check to sculpt something like that (and we know she wears the hell out of bikinis)… so if you're just a little jelly over that bum, you can take matters into your own hands and craft yourself one with a little hard work!
You can do it, guys!
Oh, and we hope you're having a good time, Maria! Looks like it!
[Image via Instagram.]

Damn girl, let those legs out!!!
Miami Beach is going to miss having Serena Williams walking around in the sand — just a little dose of her goes a long way towards making the whole place hotter!
Miss Serena was spotted on a walk with some friends, obviously not afraid to show some of those amazing legs! Anyone with stems like that wouldn't mind if you took a gander, so take one (above AND below)!
You look fab, girl! Competitive tennis has been GOOD to you!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Serena Williams worked hard to win the French Open! Now it's time to relax!
The tennis phenom headed to the beach this weekend for a little R & R- swimming and sunbathing! Wait, that's not right. LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see her heading to the beach before unveiling her Venus-like body! Well, not Venus-like…
That greeny bikini isn't teeny, but Serena certainly makes it look that way with her amazing curves!
Maybe gurl should trade the tennis net for the volleyball net! We know if we looked that good in a swimsuit, we'd try to get a job where we could wear one 24/7!
Maybe lifeguard to the stars…
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Super seksi AND able to fly?!
Well, Perezcious readers, Patrick Schwarzenegger can certainly do it all!
The studly little hottie was spotted off a yacht in Monaco where he strapped on a jet pack for some serious good timez.
Sure, we're a little bummed he's got clothes on because that bod is damn fine, but with that seksi smile on his face, we're content.
We're not sure how long this shirtless vacay is going to last, but all these good pics have us hoping forever and ever and ever!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

Patrick Schwarzenegger is by no means a bodybuilder like his dad was, but we're willing to bet that with abs like that he could easily become one overnight!
Seriously, if he started at like 7PM, he'd be a bodybuilder by the next morning! THAT'S how close he is!
It looks like he's out having fun jumping off a boat (still very much topless), and we're glad he brought his Muscle Inspector (above) with him, because you never know when you'll need your muscles inspected. That's just how it works.
LOLz! More pics (below)!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Cold beach beverages with our fave Cruel Intentions alum? Yes please!
Ryan Phillippe is in Maui right now, and the picture we have (above) seems like it would be him and his girlfriend Paulina Slagter at any given moment!
Seriously, the only thing that could possibly make the view in Maui any better is a little ice cold booze, and your fiery little lover right next to you!
We wonder if the evening turned into something more after a few extra drinks went down the hatch!
Ha! Now only if he were topless!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]

SoCal may have warm weather, but the ocean water is another story!
Kendall Jenner and her friend Spencer Johnson learned that the hard way this weekend when they grabbed their boards and headed out into the chilly Malibu water on Sunday.
Aside from the candid pap pic (above), the girls also documented their paddle-tastic day, Instagram-style (below).
Hope U two had fun!
…From the looks of it, we'd say nobody was paddle-bored. Ha!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]