Separated At Birth

Left: Dancing With the Stars alum Marissa Jaret Winokur. Right: Brittany Murphy in Clueless (yes, that's really her).
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Archive for the 'Brittany Murphy' CategorySeparated At Birth
Left: Dancing With the Stars alum Marissa Jaret Winokur. Right: Brittany Murphy in Clueless (yes, that's really her). Permalink / 58 comments (RSS) » Fired!!!!
Brittany Murphy's career is in a downward spiral! The once promising young actress has not starred in a hit film since 2005's Sin City, a movie in which she was just a featured player. Murphy has never been the lead in a box office success, and these days, industry insiders comment more on her erratic behavior and crazy husband than her career (or lack of one). Adding insult to injury, Disney has just axed Brittany from their deal with her! Back in 2006, the Mouse House announced that Murphy would be their new voice of Tinkerbell. They planned to use her for work on new Tink DVDs and much more. Well, this past week, Disney revealed that Brittany was out and there would be a new voice for Tinkerbell, actress Mae Whitman. No explanation was given for Murphy's "departure" - but, really, we don't need one! [Photo via Getty Images.] Permalink / 149 comments (RSS) » Gwen Stefani Is That You???
Brittany Murphy wore that interesting wig and bold makeup at a photo shoot in L.A. on Wednesday. We like it. It brings out her inner crazy! While we're on the subject of Brittany Murphy…. Can someone please tell us what happened to her career???? [Image via Buzz Foto.] Permalink / 95 comments (RSS) » Guess Her Age!
One half of Hollywood's hottest couple, Brittany Murphy, takes in a tennis match in Miami on Thursday. So….. How old do you think this pussy-lipped starlet is???? CLICK HERE to find out her age! [Photo via Getty Images.] Permalink / 188 comments (RSS) » They're Gonna Procreate!
"Please God, next year [we're] having a family," Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, is threatening. You sure must be praying to God you sperminate her, Crook. You'd be set for life! "Yes! Yes!" says the wacktress. "In about a year" they plan to have children. No! No! No! But, joked Monjack, "apparently, according to the Internet, I already have several!" Kook and Crook have vowed to have babies and cut the Internets out of their life. The latter is probably best! "We did stop using the Internet lately," says Murphy. "No blogs. We're a blog-free couple!" See ya! And, please, really reconsider the baby bit. [Image via JPI Studios.] Permalink / 72 comments (RSS) » Fill In The BlankKook and Crook at the Diesel fashion show in NYC on Tuesday night.
Creepy McCreepy, Simon Monjak, is looking at his wife, Brittany Murphy, and thinking _______. [Photo via Getty Images.] Permalink / 222 comments (RSS) » Thank You, Santa!
Forget hot cider and a fireplace. Nothing warms our heart like these two! Brittany Murphy and her too hot for words husband with a shady past, Simon Monjack, engage in a little Christmas shopping and mind control in LA. Wonder what he got her for Christmas? Provigil, Vicodin, Valium, Methodone and more! [Image via National Photo Group.] Permalink / 92 comments (RSS) » This Would Be So Awesome!
File this under probably not true, but then again…. She's so crazy, anything is possible! Britney Spears is planning to wed her Svengali-like "friend" Osama Lutfi in Las Vegas, according to new reports. She should also have another baby! Wouldn't that be awesome???!!! Permalink / 166 comments (RSS) » Sorry Ladies, He's Taken!
The hotness that is Simon Monjack was out and looking hotter than ever on Tuesday night. The "screenwriter" is reportedly being investigated by authorities for a number of shady activities, but that's not going to stop him from having a good time! Simon brought along his precious little pet, wife Brittany Murphy, to the opening of the new Juicy Couture shop on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. Murphy has been out of sight for a while, but she is about to come back to the silverscreen with four movies in production. We know you've just been dying with anticipation! [Image by CAM via Fame Pictures.] Permalink / 70 comments (RSS) » |
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