If you needed more evidence that Brody Jenner is a King of Douches, look no further!

Here he is striking the ultimate beer-pong-champion pose as he departs from The Ivy after lunch on Thursday.

Go back to getting sorority girls drunk in a frat house, puh-leeease.

[Image via WENN.]

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In what may be the biggest famewhore ploy in the history of garbage television, Speidi's Hills co-stars are starting some beef with them about replacing the pair on I'm Irrelevant…Give Me Attention I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!.

When called for comment, Ceiling Eyes' manager said, "Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two … she's a star."

No, Audrina's eyes are star-gazing, but she certainly isn't one of them. We do have to give her credit for at least trying - bitch has been in movies, and she's never pretended to be more important than she is.

And Brody's rep issued a statement saying, "No … Brody's not that hungry for bugs or camera time."

The only bugs Brody wants are the ones he picks and eats of off his Bromantical friends' heads.

We feel a little used!

[Image via WENN.]

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Get ready you Hills lovers (and haters too)!

The scripted reality TV show is back to filming clips for its upcoming season. So brace yourselves for episodes filled with childish problems and way too much over-acting.

Oh, and a lot of scenes with people eating and cameras zooming in on their facial expressions.

But you're in luck. The scene which was filmed yesterday features both food and bad acting!

Brody Jenner and some of his crew were spotted filming for The Hills at Pinches Taco restaurant in West Hollywood.

But things didn't get interesting until vixen Kristin Cavallari arrived. Check out her great acting skills above. She's definitely a natural.

Will U be watching the upcoming season?

[Image via Homero Tercero/WENN.]

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Bruce Jenner, father of The Hills' Brody Jenner and stepdad to all those crazy Kardashian kids, debuted a tighter mug in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

Expressionless!

Fab!

Kim Kardashian revealed the details last week of her stepdad's botched face lift in the 80's and Jenner's plans to go back under the knife to fix the previous doc's handywork.

What do U think of Bruce's gravity-defying face???

[Image via Ability Films.]

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Hey everyone! Guess what? Brody Jenner is not engaged!

Oh, you didn't hear that rumor?

Yeah, neither did we!

So we don't really know what Brody is talking about in his little video post.

We even read through as much of his readers' comments as we could stomach (admittedly, it wasn't much) and we found only one mention of an engagement.

So what's he talking about?

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Brody Jenner's latest reality TV gig, Bromance, premiered at the end of December with pretty shitty results. The episode only managed to attract 963,000 viewers.

The show has been ridiculed by many and watched by far less!

In a recent interview with Latina magazine, the other Bromance "star" Z-lister Frankie Delgado, spoke out about the hit show.

He says in reference to the show, "Its not gay. It's a brotherhood, a male friendship. They call it a bromance because it's someone you're really close with, your best friend. It's like when girls go, 'She's my BFF.' "

In case you haven't watched the show, which odds are you haven't, it deals with Frankie trying to help his friend Brody find a new friend.

So when asked why someone would even want to compete for Brody's friendship, Frankie spills out more shit from his mouth. Says the famewhore, "Because he's the man! If you define cool, that's what Brody is: Girls want to do him, and guys want to be him."

Oh, and he had to mention that he and Brody both "love girls." Frankie continued, "We both love to party, love the San Diego Chargers and love girls."

And of course he goes for the ever clever cliche, and adds "Hoes never come before bros. Well, almost never. Maybe at 2 a.m. when you gotta go home. But bros always come before hoes. Always, always. 100% of the time."

What did he just say????

[Image via WENN.]

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As posted on MTV.com.

Hawt! Hawt! Hawt!

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MTV must be doing some soul searching at the moment.

The cornerstone of its programming, The Hills, and its related spinoffs aren't doing so well!

We mentioned on Tuesday that The Hills' season four finale viewership dropped by more than a million from the last season.

And, now, new reports indicate weak premieres for the NYC version of The Hills, the Whitney Port-starring series The City, and Brody Jenner's reality competition show, Bromance.

When compared to The Hills season four premiere, The City's numbers look less than impressive.

The Hills 4 premiere scored 3.5 million viewers and The City, 1.6 million, say TV insiders.

Bromance's number were dismal.

It managed to attract a paltry 963,000 to its premiere.

Lauren Conrad, et al. are definitely on the OUT list for 2009!

[Images via WENN.]

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Here's a story that's sure to warm your heart - or make you hurl your lunch!

LC's ex-boyfriend and Hills heartthrob, Brody Jenner, has found "the one," according to In Touch Weekly.

And who would that "one" be?

22-year-old Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole, natch!

Doesn't that sound oh-so-romantic?

The couple started off as friends, but things got serious in September when they were seen canoodling at DJ Reach's party at Marquee in New York. Jayde accompanied Brody to the MTV Video Music Awards.

She's everything he wants in a girl. Loyal, honest, and "beautiful inside and out," he says.

LC praises their relationship…or at least that's what her publicist told her to say.

[Images via WENN.]

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