Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
On this week's episode of Nature Kills Us All, we have…Great-Tailed Grackle Birds.
Yep…your impending doom will be coming from a bird! LOLz!
These pesky birds are like roaches…as they follow the rules of devastation:
We don't know if we'd find this funny if it were done to us, but reading about it happening to someone else, especially
action movie badass celebrity Bruce Willis…LOL
Mary-Louis Parker of Weeds fame thought she should get the upper hand on Willis and leave a live alligator in his trailer while they were filming the upcoming movie Red!
To her surprise though, Willis was as much a badass as he portrays in his films, since he was UNIMPRESSED with the size of the gator!
“It was more like a bloated lizard,” she said. “He actually was kind of touched that I went through the trouble.”
Well Bruce, we'll hand it to you for having the cojones to stare down a gator in your trailer - we would have run out screaming!
[Image via AP Images.]