On this week's episode of Nature Kills Us All, we have…Great-Tailed Grackle Birds.
Yep…your impending doom will be coming from a bird! LOLz!
These pesky birds are like roaches…as they follow the rules of devastation:
We don't know if we'd find this funny if it were done to us, but reading about it happening to someone else, especially
action movie badass celebrity Bruce Willis…LOL
Mary-Louis Parker of Weeds fame thought she should get the upper hand on Willis and leave a live alligator in his trailer while they were filming the upcoming movie Red!
To her surprise though, Willis was as much a badass as he portrays in his films, since he was UNIMPRESSED with the size of the gator!
“It was more like a bloated lizard,” she said. “He actually was kind of touched that I went through the trouble.”
Well Bruce, we'll hand it to you for having the cojones to stare down a gator in your trailer - we would have run out screaming!
[Image via AP Images.]