On Tuesday, Donald Trump reminded citizens he can boast about whatever the fuck he wants and not be held accountable, causing half of Twitter to bang their heads on their keyboards while the other half blindly believes him (oh god, we hope it's not half).
The latest example of this was Trump taking credit for a fatality-free 2017 in commercial aviation — something he was in no way, shape, or form responsible for.
While the news does come as a breath of fresh air, it's not particularly remarkable for America given the fact that there have been no aviation fatalities in the US since 2009. Yet Trump still somehow felt the global achievement was due to his being "very strict on Commercial Aviation" — and no, he never clarified what he meant by that.
Of course, Twitter took POTUS to task over the alternative brag. Everyone from airline officials to Bryan Cranston were dumbfounded over Trump's audacity to take credit for something he so obviously had nothing to do with.
But others were more focused on the more depressing fact that a large number of Trump supporters blindly believe he, the man who sparked nationwide airport protests, was responsible for the safest year of air travel.
When asked about the "interesting people" she meets at her job, the Australian actress mentions a recent experience she had on a film where each crew member shared his or her own unique tale.
When his wife went into labor "very unexpectedly" this week, James Corden did what any other expectant father would do in a crisis: ring up Harry Styles.
The Late Late Show host returned to his post Thursday night after welcoming his baby girl on Tuesday — a special delivery he and wife Julia weren't expecting for another month.
In his monologue, the new poppa explained he took his wife in for a routine check-up on Tuesday after she was experiencing stomach pain over the weekend. After being looked at by doctors, the two were told their baby was arriving earlier than scheduled — like, in the next few hours.
Charles Manson's death caused Bryan Cranston to remember an unsettling run-in he had with the killer cult leader back in 1968.
The Breaking Bad star took to Twitter to detail the memory of when he and his cousin went horseback riding at the Spahn Ranch and stumbled upon the "little man with crazy eyes whom the other hippies called Charlie."
In a recent interview with BBC, Bryan Cranstoncondemned the inappropriate behavior from the likes of Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey — and while that's great, he fell short when asked if "there's a way back for the Weinsteins and Spaceys of the world."
The 61-year-old said of the ousted sexual abusers:
"It would take time. It would take a society to forgive them. And it would take tremendous contrition on their part. And a knowingness that they have a deeply rooted, psychological, emotional problem that takes years to mend. If they were to show us that they put the work in and are truly sorry and making amends — and not defending their actions, but asking for forgiveness, then maybe down the road, there is room for that."
Frankie dedicated his quickstep to 2017 because he's learned to live in present as he can't remember much of his past, including all those years starring on Malcolm In The Middle alongside Bryan Cranston.
The bad news just keeps getting worse for R. Kelly.
The R&B singer -- who continues to face down mounting accusations of sexual misconduct by multiple women over a long period of time -- is now without his attorney, assistant, AND publicist after ALL THREE quit this week!!!
Following media reports outlining more of R. Kelly's alleged misdeeds against women, people formerly employed by the R&B star have come out to confirm that they are no longer working for him -- including