Though you would think Denise Richards is a cannibal, she actually found the drugs will to keep her civil enough to have dinner with ex-husband Charlie Sheen.
The dinner was a conglomerate of Sheen spawn and wives, as not only did Denise and their two daughters attend, but also Charlie's new wife Brooke Mueller and their twin boys.
And everyone is still in one piece!
Denise confessed in an interview: "We've worked very hard to get it to this place, and I'm so grateful for it…It's a lot less stress, it's a lot less money, that we get along."
That sounds suspiciously mature. We don't know if we're buying it.
But Denise maintains: "I'm a Mom, I have two daughters that depend on me. So I put all that stuff aside and I kind of just live in a little bubble."
If it's true, good for you.
If it's not, we're sure we'll hear all about the real crazy on your reality show.
So now Entertainment Tonight is re-confirming that little Max does have a heart condition, but remains hospitalized for his low birth weight.
How sad!
A rep for dad Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueler-Sheen said, "The Sheen's appreciate the outpouring of concern but have assured everyone that both Bob and Max are fine."
Charlie Sheen and his wife, non-celeb Brooke, recently welcomed twin boys into the world (on March 14th).
Unfortunately, the reputable and reliable Entertainment Tonightis reporting that one of their newborn sons, Max, is currently in the hospital and has been diagnosed with a heart condition.
Major suckage!
Our thoughts go out to Charlie and his family.
Update: Wow. Entertainment Tonight got it wrong!
Sheen's rep just issued a statement denying that little Max has a heart condition. As to why he's in the hospital, Charlie's publicist explains, "Charlie and Brooke's infant son remains in the hospital, not because of a heart condition as reported, but because he has not gained the weight necessary to leave hospital. Max is expected to reach the weight requirement shortly and will join his brother [Bob] at home. The Sheens appreciate the outpouring of concern but have assured everyone that both Bob and Max are fine.
Through his rep, Charlie himself says, "The weight issue is very common among infants who were born before reaching full term. I know a lot of people are not fond of hospital food' I just didn't realize they that started so young."
Charlie Sheen has opened up about his newborn baby boys with Brooke Mueller, Bob and Max!
Sheen described being a parent to twin boys as "pretty amazing… Not a whole lot of sleep, but what parent does at this stage? There's adrenaline, excitement, fear…" the proud papa gushed.
And what's the deal with the basic baby names?
"They're very short and simple, easy to spell and remember… Bob is the same frontward and backward. I'm a fan of short and simple names," explained the Two and a Half Men star.
Sheen also has two daughters, Sam and Lola, with ex-wife Denise Richards.