All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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We previously mentioned that some sicko went to a Foster Farms shed near Fresno, California, and murdered a ton of chickens.
Like, a literal ton. As in they legit killed over 900 chickens. With a golf club.
Thankfully, the cops have arrested their suspect. Or, actually, SUSPECTS.
We hope they find this sick person!
On September 19th, at a Foster Farms shed near Fresno, California, an unknown person entered the chicken facility and began swinging and hitting the chickens that live there.
The person ended up killing over 900 chickens, and the people assigned to the case at the Fresno County Sheriff's Ag Unit have NO idea who did this awful crime!
Here's what Deputy Chris Curtice said:
What the cluck??
Gisele Bundchen is a friend to the environment and lover of nontraditional pets. She's also gorgeous, talented, a great momma, etc. but we already knew that.
What's interesting is her love of her pet hens!!
Seriously, what's with celebrities raising chickens??
This is def an unlikely couple, but that just makes this all the cuter!
Penny the silkie chicken and Roo the two-legged chihuahua were both rescued by Alicia Williams of Duluth Animal Hospital.
In a super cute turn of events, the two have become an inseparable pair.
They strut around together, they play together and they even nap together. Which is probably so adorable that if you look directly at it, you'll go blind.
Penny the chicken was rescued first from a lab, Alicia said:
Don't let the title fool you, this is just a small chicken.
But he's so super cute!!
He's learning to play the guitar!
His owner is just plucking strings and getting the bird to pluck along!
This cock is actually pretty talented because he plucks the same string sometimes. He's on his way to being a rockstar.
Also, he's super adorable for a chicken and we think that's just a lovely change of pace.
Check out the video (above) to see a cock strumming on a guitar!
This is adorable and we have no idea how it happened.
Though we don't care at all either.
We're just so glad that it did happen and someone was smart enough to grab a video camera.
A young, super fluffy chick was sitting on top of a cat's head.
The cat was softly purring as the fluffy baby just sat there, like a cool piece of headwear.
Why the cat wasn't eating the chick we do not know, and still don't care.
Because this cat has a baby chick on his head and it's super stupid adorbz.
Check out the video (above) for literally the best thing ever.
Awwww! That's so stanky cute!
A young doberman looking doggy was just hanging out, being all super cute with one floppy ear folded back.
He was eating a meal out of his dish while some nearby chickens pecked around.
Then, one of the chickens makes a bold move… it walks right up to the dish and starts pecking at the dog's food!
Does the bird even realize how easily he could be on the menu??
This young pup just watches in disbelief as this bold chicken pecks away some of his food… and keeps coming back for more!!
Check out the video (above) to see the world's bravest chicken eat right out of a hungry dog's dish!