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Chuck E. Cheese is a GREAT place to have fun for kiddies!
As far as adults go, that's a whole different story!
Parents seem to have a hard time telling the family fun center apart from a gladiator's arena lately, and once again things turned ugly at a child's birthday party in Commack, Long Island when angry mamas started letting fists fly!!
What is it about Chuck E. Cheese that turns authority figures into crazy, immature people?!
We thought it was just parents, but apparently even daycare staffers are affected by the animatronic band's jaunty but hypnotic melodies.
Because on a field trip to the children's restaurant, they lost a whole toddler- and just left!!
Shiz is getting REAL at Chuck E. Cheese!
It's not surprising to hear that people fight at the family fun center anymore, so when we heard that two women got into a brawl at a Calgary Chuck E. Cheese in the middle of two arcade machines and a robotic mascot on Saturday, we just didn't think much of it. LOLz
According to reports, the fight sparked out of nowhere between two women who were yelling at each other, but ended disastrous as
Is it just us, or should Chuck E. Cheese be a place where a kid could be a kid — WITHOUT violence!?!?!? Sheesh!!
Connecticut woman, Tawana Bourne was arrested on Monday night after she allegedly pulled out a "brandished a .380 semiautomatic handgun and chambered a round" while she was in a heated argument with a woman at CEC.
Aww. It's a sad day for anyone who has been to a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the last two decades.
Duncan Brannan, the voice of the franchise's
kind of creepy signature mascot since 1993, has been FIRED! The worst part is that the company didn't even have the decency to tell him in person (or at least in an email).
The voice actor discovered he had been replaced after hearing Chuck's Hot New Single, a jingle floating around on the internet that features a voice "clearly" different from his.
Brannan has every right to be angered by his employer's unprofessionalism, but instead he's taking the high road. It turns out that Chuck E. Cheese has been super Christian all along and that pizza is not his first love — God is.
In a Facebook post to friends, family and fans regarding his replacement, Brannan proudly declares love for his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. He wants the world to know that he didn't do his job for the money, the glory or the groupies, but to spread the word of God, as he wrote:
Oh Chuck E. Cheese violent shenanigans — how we've missed you!
Just kidding. What is it about this place that just makes people want to fight??
A woman is in the hospital after she was assaulted at a Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant in Dearborn!
So what happened? The grandmother asked a nearby table not to use bad language in front of kids:
"She said, 'please don't use that language with children.' They told her to 'shut the f— up and turn around.'"
That's when a man leapt at the table and started swinging:
"He punched her in the face and dragged her by her hair."
Like we said, she ended up in the hospital. The restaurant refunded their money. There was no mention of justice against the attackers.
What a stupidly violent and ridiculous world we live in — those restaurants are supposed to be happy places!
Just when you thought things had turned around for Mr. Charles E. Cheese!
A child's birthday party turned ugly in Michigan when his grandmother was beaten by another parent. The 60-year-old woman was jumped after she approached another party and asked that she watch her children, who were disrupting their own party. Things turned violent quickly as this other adult attacked the elderly woman, choking her and beating her, all in front of the kids.
The grandmother's son-in-law was the only one arrested in the ordeal, as he seemed to be the only one who was unruly by the time the police arrived.
Watch the video to see for yourself the damage that was done to this woman and her grandson. (above)
No self-respecting family should ever take their kids to Chuck E Cheese ever. EVER! They're just a ball pit of violence, despair and broken dreams!