Houston Moscow, we have a problem.
Right now, hundreds of miles above us, there's some freaky lizard sex going down. Zero gravity style.
Apparently a Russian "science" satellite, the Foton-M4 research satellite, which was launched on July 19th, is no longer responding to commands from mission control.
The Russian sex lizards have gone rogue!
Jean Taylor is a rancher from Darby, Montana and she was left in shock when 80% of her cattle herd died in a freak accident.
One moment, they were there, and the next… gone.
All it took was a single bolt of lightning.
Apparently during a storm, Jean's cows were crowded under a bunch of crabapple trees on the farm. Then the bolt of lightning struck, killing 45 of her cows!
That's so awful!!
Sunday night marked an annual mayfly hatch along the Mississippi River.
And boy did things get gross, quick.
The bugs spend their larva days in the mud of the Mississippi River until its hatching time, when they swim up to the surface and emerge as adults.
While they do make a great meal for frogs and birds and more, there are just so many of them it's crazy.
How else are you supposed to deal with arachnids?
A West Seattle man accidentally burnt down his house when he was scared by a spider in his laundry room.
Apparently the man told fire officials he was trying to kill a spider in his laundry room with a can of spray paint and lighter.
WTF is wrong with people, at the very least the paint would ruin the room. If we could shake our heads any harder they'd fly off.
Kyle Moore with the Seattle Fire Department said:
If we could shake our heads any harder, we'd be causing earthquakes.
The internet is hilarious, and someone decided to enforce that by posting a pic (above) of Steven Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park.
Making an obvious joke, the person captioned the photo:
"Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man."
Clearly clearly clearly a joke.
There are always all sorts of crazy things coming out of Russia.
It's usually crazy random street fights in the middle of traffic, caught on a dash cam or something.
But this time when a person was driving along a highway, they grabbed their camera to record something you don't see everyday, even in Russia!
A dog was riding on top of a pick up truck, while it was flying down the road!!
Don't ever try and fool dog lovers! Because it's not possible!
A Hawaiian woman adopted a 10-year-old Jack Russell terrier from a Hawaiian humane shelter recently, and the folks over there were happy to see the dog, named Sally Mae, find a home!
But about an hour later the woman had posted an ad up on Craigslist where she said the dog was 5-years-old, whereas Sally is actually 10, and the woman even had the audacity to ask for more than double what she paid in the adoption fees!