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It's A Dark Day For Science: The Russian Space Sex Lizards Are Dead

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Space exploration is a dangerous game.

Sure, it'd be safer to never leave our homes and just keep our feet firmly on planet earth — but then progress would never happen.

Five brave Russian sex lizards have given their lives in the name of progress. They're the sex geckos that were lost in space.

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Real Goldfish Playing Videogames? Yep — And It's Way Cooler Than It Sounds! Here's How It Works

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If you ever had a Super Nintendo as a child (or still do as an adult) there's a good chance you've heard of Street Fighter II.

It's the classic arcade style fighting game with such famous moves as the powerful Hadouken special attack! You know — you know!!

Sure, it's a great game that is tons of fun to play, but there's a way to take it to the next level…

Use goldfish!!

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Blake Lively Attacked By Bees On Her Birthday! Talk About A Bee-Day Surprise!

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It was only a few days before her birthday when Blake Lively was almost kidnapped… by insects!

Thank goodness she isn't allergic to bees!

That's right, Blake was just minding her own business when suddenly bees attacked!

She said:

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Ultra Rare Blue Lobster Caught By 14-Year-Old Girl! He Looks So COOL!

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Wow, that's seriously so cool!

Meghan LaPlante, 14, is one lucky teen… she recently caught a suuuuuper rare lobster off the coast of Maine.

Lobsterman Jay LaPlante was out with his daughter Meghan one Saturday morning, hauling in lobster traps.

While pulling in a trap, Meghan saw what should've normally been brown or red.

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Doglift Chair Helps Heavy Pets Climb Upstairs… And Look Super Cool While Doing It! Baller Status!

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You know those stairlift chairs that some elderly or disabled people have in their homes? It's basically a chair you sit in and it automatically climbs the staircase for you.

Well due to a pet obesity epidemic, a UK company created a doggy stairlift just like them!

Many people's pets are becoming more and more overweight as we are too, and that extra

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Owls Learn To Open Doors So They Can Kill Better… Hide Yo Canaries!

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JURASSIC PARK WAS RIGHT!

And Coeur d'Alene, Idaho might have a bit of a terrifying problem…

Murderous, super intelligent owls!!

Don and Sue Sausser experienced this horror firsthand when an owl flew through the open sliding glass door of their 10th-story apartment!

The murderous owl apparently flew in, went for their bird cage of canaries and actually got one!

But wait… how'd it get one of their canaries if they were locked safely inside their cage??

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Two-Headed Dolphin Washes Ashore And Melts The Minds Of Anyone Who Rests Eyes Upon It

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We can't handle this!

A two-headed dolphin was discovered recently on Turkey's west coast and it was a 29-year-old gym teacher named Tugrul Metin who found it!

And he, like the rest of the world, could not believe it!

Here's what he said:

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