Wow, how times have changed!
Crazzzzy News Archive
We can't handle this!
A two-headed dolphin was discovered recently on Turkey's west coast and it was a 29-year-old gym teacher named Tugrul Metin who found it!
And he, like the rest of the world, could not believe it!
Here's what he said:
In Cormorant, Minnesota, their new mayor, Duke, might be celebrating his victory with a nice juicy bone or something like Mayors usually do.
Except this time it's because Duke is a 7-year-old Great Pyrenees dog and he's adorable! But he also really is the mayor.
A resident, Tricia Maloney, said:
People do all sorts of weird things in the name of beauty.
There are all sorts of health spas offering less than traditional ways to stay young and beautiful.
The trio was at a high-end salon, getting their faces painted with some sort of something, when they noticed it smelled a little… off.
That's when a woman at the salon informed them it was "nightingale droppings."
That's bird poop!! GROSS!
So, do the women all start throwing up and running around screaming?
Check out the video (below) and find out!!
This bear's got legs, and he knows how to use them!
The only thing is - he uses them like no bear that we've ever seen!
Lately in northern New Jersey, a bear has been astounding people with its ability to walk on its hind legs like a human being!
These divers don't call themselves Shark Addicts for nothing, and their obsession with the beautiful and scary animals led them to do some serious good deed work!
Cameron Nimmo and Mickey Smith were recently diving in the waters of Jupiter, Florida when they came upon a silky shark that was in some serious pain!
This is just so awful, we can't believe how irresponsible this boy's father was!
A young boy, 11, was with his father and 3-year-old brother at a zoo in Cascavel, Brazil.
What we assume was a beautiful day at the zoo turned into one of horror when the boy's father let him climb over a safety barrier and get right up next to a tiger!
Why can't people just stay AWAY from the big cats at zoos?!?
The boy was apparently giving the tiger pieces of meat and food and stroking it. That's when the tiger basically tore his hand off!!
What's worse is this all went down in front of
Russians Lose Freaky Zero-G Lizard Sex Satellite! Could This Mean The End Of The Universe As We Know It??
Houston Moscow, we have a problem.
Right now, hundreds of miles above us, there's some freaky lizard sex going down. Zero gravity style.
Apparently a Russian "science" satellite, the Foton-M4 research satellite, which was launched on July 19th, is no longer responding to commands from mission control.
The Russian sex lizards have gone rogue!