Archive for the 'Football' Category

Wow, Manti Te'o just can NOT get a break! We have a feeling he'll never live this down, which is a shame because he has a lot of football talent. On the other hand, he shouldn't have lied about it, so maybe it isn't that much of a shame.

EITHER WAY, Maxim has done the unthinkable (and juvenile): they've made Lennay Kekua (who does not exits) number 69 on their famous Hot 100 list! LOLz!

That's coooooold! Here's what they said:

Tim Tebow just got the boot from the New York Jets last month, but instead of hanging his head low, he now has something to celebrate!

The football star recently topped Forbes' 2013 list of America's Most Influential Athletes, and even though he played as a part-time quaterback behind the Jets' Mark Sanchez, he's still an athlete that Americans can't help but love.

Senior Vice President of Sports for Nielsen, Stephen Master said:

And this is why Michelle Obama is a BOSS!

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick started the trend 'Kaepernicking' last December, which is a touchdown celebration that consists of leaning your head down to kiss your biceps, and even though the trend simmered down after the season came to a close, FLOTUS is bringing it back!!

Yesterday, Colin tweeted:

Look out boys! There's a new name coming to the NFL, and it ain't Manti Te'o! It's Carrie Underwood!

The American Idol country superstar will be replacing Faith Hill this season to do the opening theme song for NBC's Sunday Night Football, and according to executive producer Fred Gaudelli she was the only one they had eyes for!

Carrie expressed her excitement for big move in a statement, saying:

THIS IS BULLSHIZZ!

Chris Kluwe is one of the most high-profile athlete supporters of the LGBT community, and it looks like he's being replaced by a 5th round pick as kicker on the Minnesota Vikings because of it! UGH!

He was part of that team for EIGHT YEARS, and we agree with him that it has something to do with his work for equality — even as a straight married man with kids! He was most recently fighting legislation in Minnesota that would have banned same-sex marriage when he gained a bunch of notoriety for a profanity-lace letter he wrote to Maryland Assembly Delegate Emmett C. Burns that went viral.

Here's what he said about his cut and the bullshizz that it means:

We're wondering if Reese Witherspoon misses her ex-hubby Ryan Phillippe's abs??? LOLz

Over the weekend, the 38-year-old actor attended his son Deacon's football game in Brentwood, and even though he was supposed to be paying attention to his baby boy's athletic skills, he flashed us a bit of his toned tummy.

While holding a football, Phillippe lifted his shirt to cool off, and once we saw his abs and seksi V-cut, we instantly went insane.

With all the DRAMz that Reese is going through right now, the last thing she needed to see is that her ex is still looking good, but hey, since Ryan has it going on, there's no reason why he should be hiding behind a shirt!!

Don't U agree???

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Dang, it really is rough out there!

Back in 2008, Plaxico Burress rear-ended a woman's car with his Mercedes, and was then ordered to pay her $159,000 after she sued him.

But considering that he dodged the six-figure payment, the DMV suspended his driver's license so he can learn his lesson, and a judge also ordered that his Virginia Beach home be sold in order to settle the debt he owed Alise Smith.