What a horrible person.
At the time, the religious leader had written on Twitter:
[Image via Glynn County Detention Center.]
What a night on Bachelor In Paradise!!
The eliminated wouldn't leave, the in-love fell apart, the bizarre became perfect, and… Josh Murray and Amanda Stanton made out. Again. Ha!!!
Last night's episode of BIP may not have been as openly wild as some of the early ones this season, but it carried no shortage of intense show-altering drama all the same!
Here's what you need to know, and it starts with Ashley Iaconetti, who cried, and cried, and cried, and cried… and cried!!!
The heavy cryer
If you mispronounce Barbra Streisand's name, she will PERSONALLY correct you.
So when Siri committed the capital offense, the icon took action! In a recent interview with NPR, the actress admitted she was frustrated that the computerized assistant couldn't quite get her name right.
She laughed and told host Scott Simon:
"She pronounces my name wrong."
You may be wondering how Siri could possibly f*ck that up, but the 74-year-old explained:
"Streisand with a soft S, like sand on the beach. I've been saying this for my whole career."
But was the legendary entertainer just going to allow this gross injustice to continue for all eternity?! Hell, no! In fact, Miz Streisand took her issue straight to the source!
The performer revealed she actually called Apple's CEO, Tim Cook, to put the mispronunciation on his radar:
Kim Kardashian West has a few tricks up her sleeves when it comes to dealing with the paparazzi!
So, instead of flaunting her curves in a teeny bikini, the brunette beauty had a lookalike friend lounging around outside Joe Francis' Punta Mita estate — where the TV personality was staying — to keep the paps occupied!
The doppelgänger donned a SKINtillating bikini similar to one Kimmy was rocking earlier in the trip, and DEFINITELY distracted the photogs, who snapped quite a few shots of the impersonator!
To be fair, we can totally see the resemblance!
Nicely done, Miz Kardashian!
So, it's no surprise the actresses also cracked each other up while filming the outrageous comedy!
The film's newly released blooper reel shows the cast having a blast on set — making each other LOL with improvised lines, invading Kristen's personal space, and of course cracking a crude penis joke or two because why not?
The reel also shows cast members Christina Applegate, Wanda Sykes, J.J. Watt, and David Walton getting in on the fun!
Ch-ch-check out the funny NSFW blooper reel (below) and go see Bad Moms in theaters now!
This garden ain't big enough for the both of us!
However, TayTay isn't the only celeb who loves to grow some green!
On Thursday, Khloé Kardashian posted a blog entry on her website where she reveals her family used to garden together back in the day!
The KUWTK star wrote:
"Kris used to have us do the craziest family-bonding activities. My mom thought it would be fun for all of us to garden together but we had no idea what we were doing! LOL! I may have made fun of it at the time, but now I would LOVE to have a greenhouse in my backyard."
To see the fun snaps, ch-ch-check them out in the batch (above)!
[Image via Khloé Kardashian.]
Oops, she did it again!
The Arrow alum was selected to stand behind the iconic artist all chained up, while she put on a rousing rendition of her song Freakshow!
If the 28-year-old wasn't living the dream before, he certainly is now!
And after the song wrapped, Miz Spears turned around to thank The CW actor for being an honorary backup dancer! But, by the way the singer addressed the star, it was CLEAR she thought he was just a random fan, coincidentally plucked from the audience!
She asked his name and everything!! LOLz! That is just so typically her!
But the Kansas native didn't seem to care when he documented the AH-mazing moment on Instagram early Thursday morning! He captioned the clip:
"Still in shock haha. Made my Vegas debut with @britneyspears @phvegas #PieceofMe
#TheAXIS What the hell just happened!!!??? So cool!!!"
Honestly, so what if BritBrit didn't know who Colton Haynes is… because she LOVED his ass! That's all that matters, right?! Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (below)!