Yesterday, Heidi and Spencer Pratt introduced their close, personal friends (the photogs) to the new additions to their fam: The puppies!

The tiny pups, Dolly (the white one) and Ninja were being taken for a walk in the Hollywood Hills, though, we image that they were really carried most of the time.

Heidi told the paparazzi that having the puppies has made her think twice about having children, since these little guys are already such a handful.

Way to go, Spencer! Early fatherhood crisis avoided.

Now, what about that third flesh colored puppy Spencer is holding….oh wait, sorry, that is just his face.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Say goodbye to the fun celebrity guest hosts and say hello to the right-wing agenda!

Because Elizabitch is back!

After giving birth to her third child, Isaiah Timothy in August, Elisabeth Hasselback will return to The View on October 19th!

Considering her hosting absence invited the likes of such reality TV innovators as Heidi Montag and Khloe Kardashian, the ladies are thrilled to have her back!

We hope she's not feeling too maternal because we wanna see some drama!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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Somebody's feeling threatened!

Spencer Pratt is opening his mouth again saying that "Speidi is Barack and Michelle famous, not Kardashian famous. The fact that USA Today said we're the third most famous couple in the world after Brangelina and The Obamas is amazing."

Really?!

Pratt also goes on to burn former Hills co-stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, saying that they both made huge mistakes for their careers by leaving the show.

He might actually be right about this one. He says of frienemy Lauren:

"Her ego ruined her life and her career — I pray for her every day and we'd all love for her to come back to The Hills when she realizes her move didn't work. She tried to put MTV over a barrel by demanding more money than God."

Point taken.

And Audrina?

"The day she can hold 22 minutes of content with her brain, is the day I'm walking on Mars with no oxygen tank barefoot. Unfortunately, Audrina will have to wake up from that dream soon!"

Ha! He might be King Douche, but he sure makes for some great sound bites!

[Image via WENN.]

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Heidi Montag Pratt gave quite the boobalicious interview to the UK's Closer magazine, talking mostly about her quest to have the perfect bod and her singing "career."

Here are some HIGHlights:

On getting ready for her Playboy shoot:
"I wasn't nervous because I'd got my body and mind into shape for it. My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt–I didn't want to lose weight and look skinny."

On her fake ta-tas:
"I'm a C cup but I want to upgrade to a DD cup. I have a curvy butt now and bigger boobs will enhance my shape."

On her highly-criticized Miss Universe pageant performance:
"I just ignore it. I know my skills and talent. I'd never performed in front of so many people, let alone a billion watching me on TV. Afterwards there was a lot of negativity on the internet, but I deal with it. It happens to everyone like me and I can only do my best and feel happy."

On husband Spencer's and her mother's strained relationship:
"It's been tough to handle. They don't get on at all. My mother and I are close but since Spencer's come into my world, it's been hard. Spencer's mother and I are inseparable, which is even harder for my mom. Hopefully things will get better over time."

On future Speidi offspring:
"I'd love children, but Spencer doesn't. Hopefully that will change though."

Oh, the dramz!

It sounds like she's hoping for a whole lotta change from Spencer's end.

Not sure how likely that is!

[Image via Jody Cortes / WENN.]

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We all know there's drama and jealousy on the set of MTV's The Hills.

But with this new piece of information leaked, we have a feeling there's gonna be a lot more behind-the-scenes drama.

Turns out the reality TV "stars" are making more per episode than many people make in a year.

But it's not an even scale.

Turns out troublemaker Kristin Cavallari is raking in $90,000 per episode! So you'd think the villains get paid more, right? Wrong. Bring in Spencer Pratt, and he's only making $65,000 per episode.

And that's nothing compared to Audrina Patridge's $100,000 per episode! Or Heidi Montag's close to $100,000 salary. Turns out Spencer is down at $65,000 since he joined only in 2008.

However, the top earner goes to former Hills star Lauren Conrad who was racking in $125,000 per episode ($2.5 million a year). Plus her contract demanded that no other star's salary could match hers while she was on the show.

Even sellout Brody Jenner is making some good cash. Jenner makes $45,000 per episode.

And that's what everyone's making not including their side jobs. Like fashion lines, books, music singles, and paid appearances.

Craziness!

Let's hope they're all investing wisely. Some of them will most likely not have another paycheck after The Hills.

[Image via WENN.]

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag never cease to be resourceful!

Sensing that the Kardashians are smoking them at their own mediawhoring game, The Hills stars are grasping at straws. Woof woof!

We mentioned earlier this month that the newlyweds were the proud parents of a little Maltipoo puppy.

Spencer bought the pup for Heidi's 23rd birthday. And the duo named the pooch Dolly, after, who else, Dolly Parton.

But now Spencer confirms they're getting ANOTHER dog!

The couple will soon be welcoming a new black Maltipoo named Inky.

Spencer reveals, "We're getting Dolly's brother and naming him Inky the Ninja! We felt that Dolly wanted her brother, [and] we're having issues sharing Dolly."

Heidi added, "And Spencer wanted a boy. He says Dolly is too girly!"

Heidi even hinted to it last week when she posted on her Twitter, "I love my puppy so much I want another one!"

We're waiting to see pictures of the new family once Inky arrives. But knowing the Pratts, they'll probably try to sell the photos exclusively to some mag.

Gots to bring in that money!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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We can all thank Kristin Cavallari for creating Hollywood's biggest fame-whoring couple, who will forever be known as Speidi!

While talking with Dan Levy, host of The Hills Aftershow on MTV Canada, Kristin apologized for introducing Heidi Montag to King Douche Spencer Pratt.

"I want to apologize to everybody," she said. "I had no idea what it would turn into."

Even though the apology is a little late, at least she's owning up to her deed. Unfortunately, the world now has to live with it.

Maybe she can finish what she started and break them up before they reproduce? We're sure MTV could write that into the script!

[Image via WENN.]

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PETA, stand by!

As a gift for Heidi Montag's 23rd birthday yesterday, husband Spencer Pratt bought her a 9-week old puppy!

They are gonna whore that lil' thing all over town!

"Spencer gave me the best gift ever, a maltipoo puppy that we have named Dolly," Heidi gloated.

The dog is named for country singer Dolly Parton!

"I'm so excited today is my birthday," she continued. "Thank you, God, for every moment you have given me and blessing me with my wonderful husband."

First order of business: Teach Dolly to fetch the New Testament!

[Image via WENN.]

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It's Heidi Montag's birthday. Praise Jesus!

In celebration of her 31st birthday, CLICK HERE for a pHOto gallery dedicated to The Hills star.

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