may want to start thinking about freshening up his comedy routine! Jerry Seinfeld
Apparently, during his recent set at the
Stand Up For a Cure benefit concert, held at Madison Square Garden in New York Wednesday night, his jokes had audience members dozing off instead of laughing!
Or, at least one very famous audience member, if we're being specific:
! Martha Stewart
A witness who says they were sitting behind her reported:
WOW! We hate that this is even a debate we're having in our head right now, but we can't help it!
What was the most exciting aspect of
last night? Saturday Night Live
showing off his deliciously seksi and tattoo'd pecs…or the much-anticipated, long-awaited, Adam Levine Digital Short return of Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island?!
Whatever! Obviously, last night was a WIN/WIN for the sketch comedy series!
But don't take our word for it!
Just check out all of the glory from the
Maroon5 frontman's opening monologue, during which he receives some -inspired "coaching" from the aforementioned Voice SNL alum, and Cameron Diaz (above) as well as an explanation as to why he was dressed as a Jerry Seinfeld hobo last week with the HIGHlarious "YOLO" song also featuring ; the AH-MAY-ZING Kendrick Lamar Catfish sketch; and what would happen if The Sopranos took a page out of The Carrie Diaries format… AFTER THE JUMP!!!
This is contradicting! LOLz
's wife Jerry Seinfeld Jessica posted a pic of her hubby and daughter Sascha decorating a Jewish Christmas tree, and wrote:
“Jews on Christmas. And how did you celebrate today?”
In the pic (above), the couple's cute cupcake is seen placing the
Star of David on top of their X-mas tree, which is HIGHlarious because we figured Jewish people didn't care for the festive pines.
But since they made it their own, and Jerry wished everyone a "happy Festivus to all," then we don't see anything wrong with that!!
Take a look-see at the Seinfeld's wonderful tree (above)!
Image courtesy of Jessica Seinfeld's .] Instagram
Who Billy Crystal is on first!
Thursday night on
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, gathered a few of his famous pals to revisit Jimmy Abbott & Costello's classic Who's On First? routine.
FINALLY viewers get to meet the team's first-baseman "Who," second-baseman "What," and third-baseman "I Don't Know." Press "PLAY" (above) to give yourself an old-timey chuckle.
Easily the best vaudeville act we've seen since
It's no wonder Fallon is the
front runner to take 's job when NBC forces him to retire in 2014!
Best cover ever? Best coverS ever!
America's reigning Kaiser of comedy, Mr.
Judd Apatow, served as the guest editor on January's issue of Vanity Fair magazine. And as far as we can tell, it's the sh*t!
To make this issue
Super Badass, Judd got all his pals (aka the most HIGHlariooous bitches in Hollywood) to make an appearance in and on the cover of his one-off shot at magazine editing.
The list includes the stars of Apatow's upcoming film,
This Is 40; , Paul Rudd , Megan Fox , and Leslie Mann — along with no-names like Melissa McCarthy , Jim Carrey , Will Ferrell , Amy Poehler , Maya Rudolph , Chris Rock , Jerry Seinfeld , and Kristen Wiig ! Ben Stiller
The thought of all those comics in one room is making us
very excited… about reading this… but also sexually.
Ch-ch-check out our personal fave of the three covers (above) and the other two star-studded lay-outs (below)!
Image via Vanity Fair.]
changed things up at the Diane Kruger on Saturday in Vancouver. Fringe 100 Episodes and Final Season Celebration
The actress joined her beau
on the red carpet wearing an Joshua Jackson peplum dress with a cute frilly neck detail a la Altuzarra and Jerry Seinfeld heels. Manolo Blahnik
On anyone else, this would come off as a failed attempt to look pirate chic, but Diane pulls it off effortlessly.
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Michael Richards is still alive! (And nuts!)
We haven't seen hide or pompadoured hair of Cosmo Kramer since he infamously lashed out at an African-Amrican heckler during a stand up set at the
Laugh Factory seven years ago!
For those of you who don't remember: he said something lovely like, "Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f*cking fork up your ass."
Understandably, he was pretty much shunned and shut out of the entertainment industry never to be seen again… UNTIL NOW!
recently had Richards on his Jerry Seinfeld web series to talk about everything that went down!
He seems VERY remorseful… and just a
little out of his mind.
Watch the whole episode (above), oooooor skip to the 14 minute mark to hear Michael talk about the N-word debacle!