When celebrities want a quickie, it's no small affair.

Attempting to remain inconspicuous, Madonna and Alex Rodriguez boarded two separate private helicopters to rendezvous in the Hamptons at Jerry Seinfeld's waterfront mansion recently, it is now being reported. They were picked up separately from the airport in white Porsches and black SUVs.

Because private helicopters and flashy cars and SUVs are hard to miss!

How nice of Jerry and wife Jessica to lend Madriguez their home like that!

An insider snitched, "The Seinfelds have been friends with Madonna for years. They're neighbors on the West Side, so it's really no surprise. And Jerry and Jessica go to her concerts whenever she's in town."

Of course no one knows what the "just friends" couple did during their stay.

Probably just an intense round of Monopoly!

Four hours later, the same black SUV was seen leaving the mansion for the airport, where one helicopter took off and then the other.

No meeting in disguise at bars and hourly motels for them!

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A star-studded, sassy New York crowd came out to see Madonna rock Madison Square Garden on Saturday.

Chris Rock, Kelly Ripa and Jerry Seinfeld were among the famous faces spotted at the concert.

Madonnaphiles excitedly told us that M was joined on stage by Pharell for Beat Goes On and Give It To Me.

Saturday was also Mini Madonna's, Lourdes Leon, birthday and she was at mommy's show to celebrate.

Her Madgesty dedicated You Must Love Me to Lourdes. Eyewitnesses say that this brought sensitive Kelly Ripa to tears! Aww. Mommys seeing eye-to-eye!

Madge also let Kelly sing part of Give It To Me towards the end of the show!

Wish we could have been there!

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Now that the Jerry Seinfeld "phase" is out of the way, expect to see Eva Longoria, Pharrell, and famed Indian doc Deepak Chopra in the new Microsoft commercials.

The new ad featuring Eva, Pharrel and the doc directly attack Apple's "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" ads that portray the PC as boring and out of touch.

They reportedly also seek to counter Apple's 'elitist' vibe by featuring everyday PC users, such as scientists and teachers.

Sounds like a political ad!!

According to a new report, someone at Microsoft's ad agency, Crispin Porter and Bogusky, said that another ad featuring the Seinfeld and Bill Gates had already been filmed, but the company had decided not to broadcast it (cuz it probably sucked hard too!).

We saw the new Microsoft ad during the Emmys.

Did you see it?

We remember Eva and her husband, Tony Parker, in the ad (they were chilling on chaise lounges), but we don't remember seeing Pharrel or Chopra.

What did U think?

[Image via WENN.]

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Microsoft's $10 million dollar eff up will be confirmed on Friday.

According to a new report, the company's going to announce that Jerry Seinfeld will not be part of the next phase of its $300 million PR/marketing plan.

A Microsoft PR big wig said that there's the "potential to do other things" with Seinfeld and that a Jerry-free phase 2 was all part of the plan.

Yeah right!!

He went on to say, "People would have been happier if everyone loved the ads, but this was not unexpected."

The ads really, really sucked!

[Image via WENN.]

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Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates have made another new ad for Microsoft.

CLICK HERE to check it out!

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He got paid $10 million for this???

Click here to check out Jerry Seinfeld's bizarre new commercial for Microsoft, featuring Bill Gates.

Thoughts????

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Rich people are lucky.

If they get sued, they can sue right back!

Jerry Seinfeld is back in legal news.

A few months ago, author Missy Chase Lepine filed a slander lawsuit against the comedian after he went on the Letterman Show, called her a wacko AND compared her to the killers of John Lennon and the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Refresher - Seinfeld hates on Lepine because she accused Mrs. Seinfeld of plagiarizing her healthy eating cookbook.

Well, Jerry has hit back at Lepine. His lawyers have filed a suit that said since Seinfeld's comments were 'meant for laughs' they're covered and protected by his First Amendment right to freedom of speech.

Comparing someone to assassins is supposed to be funny?

What ever you say, Jerry!

[Image via WENN.]

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Lame move, Microsoft!

According to the Wall Street Journal, Microsoft doesn't like being 'cast as a stodgy oldster' by Apple's advertising and has turned to Jerry Seinfeld.

Oh, so they want to be cast as late-middle-age almost stodgy oldster. Plus, it's so backwards looking.

Jerry Seinfeld is so…90's!

Seinfeld will reportedly receive $10 million to be part of Microsoft's giant's new $300 million advertising campaign.

He'll appear in ads with Bill Gates.

Bill deserves to be paired with someone way cooler!

Who do you think Microsoft should have gone with?

P.S. Didn't Gates say he was retiring???

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