Uh-oh! Jerry Seinfeld may want to start thinking about freshening up his comedy routine!
Apparently, during his recent set at the Stand Up For a Cure benefit concert, held at Madison Square Garden in New York Wednesday night, his jokes had audience members dozing off instead of laughing!
Or, at least one very famous audience member, if we're being specific: Martha Stewart!
A witness who says they were sitting behind her reported:
Adam Levine showing off his deliciously seksi and tattoo'd pecs…or the much-anticipated, long-awaited, Digital Short return of Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island?!
Whatever! Obviously, last night was a WIN/WIN for the sketch comedy series!
But don't take our word for it!
Just check out all of the glory from the Maroon5 frontman's opening monologue, during which he receives some Voice-inspired "coaching" from the aforementioned SNL alum, Cameron Diaz and Jerry Seinfeld (above) as well as an explanation as to why he was dressed as a hobo last week with the HIGHlarious "YOLO" song also featuring Kendrick Lamar; the AH-MAY-ZING Catfish sketch; and what would happen if The Sopranos took a page out of The Carrie Diaries format…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
On Wednesday, Jerry Seinfeld's wife Jessica posted a pic of her hubby and daughter Sascha decorating a Jewish Christmas tree, and wrote:
“Jews on Christmas. And how did you celebrate today?”
In the pic (above), the couple's cute cupcake is seen placing the Star of David on top of their X-mas tree, which is HIGHlarious because we figured Jewish people didn't care for the festive pines.
But since they made it their own, and Jerry wished everyone a "happy Festivus to all," then we don't see anything wrong with that!!
Take a look-see at the Seinfeld's wonderful tree (above)!
Thursday night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy gathered a few of his famous pals to revisit Abbott & Costello's classic Who's On First? routine.
FINALLY viewers get to meet the team's first-baseman "Who," second-baseman "What," and third-baseman "I Don't Know." Press "PLAY" (above) to give yourself an old-timey chuckle.
Easily the best vaudeville act we've seen since Gypsy!
It's no wonder Fallon is the front runner to take Jay Leno's job when NBC forces him to retire in 2014!
America's reigning Kaiser of comedy, Mr. Judd Apatow, served as the guest editor on January's issue of Vanity Fair magazine. And as far as we can tell, it's the sh*t!
To make this issue Super Badass, Judd got all his pals (aka the most HIGHlariooous bitches in Hollywood) to make an appearance in and on the cover of his one-off shot at magazine editing.
We haven't seen hide or pompadoured hair of Cosmo Kramer since he infamously lashed out at an African-Amrican heckler during a stand up set at the Laugh Factory seven years ago!
For those of you who don't remember: he said something lovely like, "Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f*cking fork up your ass."
Understandably, he was pretty much shunned and shut out of the entertainment industry never to be seen again… UNTIL NOW!
Oh man, it's like Twilight: New Moon but for REALZ (well, except for the open relationship part)! Hopefully Kristen Stewart isn't going all "adrenaline junkie" on us, LOLz!
Rumor has it that Kristen and Robert Pattinson have split up (again), and that Robbie Robs has already starting moving stuff out of their shared Los Feliz home...
BUT, it seems that Robsten might not be 100% over -- or at least, an alleged insider claims Rob is NOT moving out yet, and that the pair are going to try dating other people!
