Kellan Lutz News Archive
Kellan Lutz’s Love Stick Makes Jon Hamm’s Hambone Look Like A Tic Tac! Is This Jaw-Dropping Bulge Pic Real!
Holy shiz! Look out, Kellan Lutz!
There’s a giant one-eyed squid in your pants!
That’s just your massive dong hangin' like a Genoa salami in a butcher shop window.
Daaaaayum! With a capital ‘D’!
This very revealing pic has all of the internet abuzz today!
But hold on though, Twihards. Don’t drop your panties just yet. Because as it turns out…Kellan’s big ‘ol bulge is a big ‘ol FAKE!
Ch-ch-check out the REAL, non-Photoshopped pic (below).
As seXXXy as Mr. Lutz is, we regretfully cannot confirm that he’s packing that much heat below the waist.
But we’ll always have this phony phallic shot to look at and dream!
Well, that was quicker than Miley Cyrus breaks out into a twerk-a-thon at an awards show!
It seems that even though he's a total Hercules with all the goods, life just got in the way of their potential seXXXy times.
An insider close to the sitch revealed deets about why the fling has been flung, saying:
Kellan Lutz needs to go to more Jewish weddings because he just proved he’s the BEST at lifting people sitting in chairs!
The Legend of Hercules hunk swept a girl off her feet, literally! During a recent interview, reporter Dana Ward questioned Kellan on whether or not he did his own stunts for his latest movie.
Oh, don’t you DARE doubt that Kellan can do his own stunts, gurl!
In order to show her just how buff his bod is and how strong and sexy he got for his role, Kellan came up from behind and did a dead lift with her and her chair!
Dana’s reaction is PRICELESS!!!
But was he able to hold her up without dropping her back down to the ground?
Ch-ch-check out the AH-Mazing video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Kellan recently denied a romance, but that doesn't mean he isn't getting a little lovin' from Miz Cyrus. And apparently that is just what Miley wants from her personal Hercules.
An insider has revealed the real relationship status between these blonde hotties:
Kellan Lutz Talks Dating Miley Cyrus On The Today Show! Says Relationship Speculations Are "Comical!"
Well, there's a 50/50 chance that they are or aren't!
The actor could just say no, but then again Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb wouldn't have gotten this AH-Mazing response from him!
"Do you see that picture? I mean, why would you assume that someone was dating (from that)?"
The picture he was referring to was the crotchtastic pic taken in Vegas!
Is it just us or do the tongues in this pic look like a not-so-discreet message for Miley Cyrus??!
And from the mutual ultra public tongue action snapped and uploaded to the supermodel's Instagram at last night's Knicks game in NYC, Kellan is into it!
…so Kellan already denied he's banging the banger, but we're not so sure we believe him. They've been spotted together too many times, and we think the
vampire hunk protest too much!
If you ask us, since Miley and Cara have indeed licked one another before, we wouldn't be all too surprised if this was practice for a future ménage à trois!
If K is stepping out on Miles, he best be watching himself. Kellan might be Hercules, but if he breaks our gurl's heart we'll definitely be going immortal on his bod!
[Image via Instagram.]
It looks like Kellan Lutz's muscular bod has a tendency to make people freak out, even when they're covered up!
The Legend of Hercules star was quickly spotted by one of his biggest fans ever in New York when he left a building on Monday!
Kellan stopped to say hi to the fan, and that fan obviously freaked out from the contact!
Srsly, how could you not? One of the hottest, hunkiest actors took time out of his day to talk to you? That obviously warrants for a freak out! LOLz!
We wonder if Miley Cyrus greets him like that every time she sees him!
That's probably a long shot, she wouldn't be a "cool, secure woman" if she did that all the time.
[Image via Buzz Foto.]