Times are tough, Kevin Spacey! Not all of us have money from The Usual Suspects to fall back on.

Peter Turner, a waiter in Newport, Rhode Island, lost his job after Kevin yelled at him!

Apparently, Kevin's dinner party thought it would be fine if they lit up some cigarettes at their table at the Clarke Cooke House where Peter worked. As it turns out, that is illegal in the state of Rhode Island, and Peter was instructed by his boss to kindly ask them to stop. Peter did what he was told, but tried to keep things light as to not offend Kevin and his guests.

He failed.

Peter approached the table and tried to make a joke, saying "You're not allowed to smoke in here unless you're on fire," but that just sent Kevin into a rage. He called Peter an "aggressive prick" and told to "get the fuck away" from his table.

When Peter went back to his boss to inform him about the incident, his boss explained "if the owner knew you pissed off Kevin Spacey, he'd have me fire you." Peter was laid off three days later.

We could say something here, but we think it best to let Peter speak for himself as he has a message directly to Kevin: "You called me an aggressive prick? I could say the same of you."

So could we!

[Image via WENN.]

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Simon Cowell's 50th birthday bash is upon us and he's crossing the milestone in style!

Sony BMG is hosting the £250,000 black-tie event to be held at Hertfordshire's Wrotham Park for Cowell and 400 of his closest celebrity pals.

Expected guests include Sir Elton John, Kevin Spacey, Kate Moss and Kylie Minogue!

Surely Paula must be invited, too!

Our darling Leona Lewis, Il Divo and Westlife are also said to be performing at the A-list soiree on October 7.

Mezhgan Hussainy, Cowell's reported new girlfriend and American Idol make-up artist, is also invited in addition to THREE of his ex-girlfriends, including Terri Seymour.

How nice that the American Idol judge is so friendly with his past loves.

This sounds like a great party!

Where's Perezito's invitation?

[Image via WENN.]

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Rio De Janeiro is for lovers!

Muscley Matt McConaughey cozied up to girlfriend and model Camila Alves for a smooch this past weekend. And, yes, that is Kevin Spacey in the corner, getting all perv as he eye fucks McConogay!

The couple - and Kevin - enjoyed a VIP view of the Brazilian Carnival and it looks like the festive atmosphere lent itself to some romantical feelings.

3some????

[ Image via Ramey Photo Agency. ]

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Homolicious actor Kevin Spacey has been having a gay ol' time on holiday in Croatia recently.

A very GAY ol' time!

Click here to view some NOT SAFE FOR WORK pics of Kevin and a male "friend."

How many straight dudes totally play with their bud's bare asses????

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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A new way to find tricks!

On Friday, Oscar winner Kevin Spacey was named Professor of Contemporary Theater at Oxford's St. Catherine's College.

Fancy school!

In a statement, Spacey said he was delighted to be appointed to the one-year post, which requires him to give lectures, workshops and seminars.

"It really is an honor for me to have been invited to follow such illustrious names and take up this role at Oxford," he said. "The university is steeped in tradition and has a great heritage in the arts, and I look forward to working with the students and staff."

Like Bryan Singer, Spacey's a total chicken hawk.

Go to town!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Kevin Spacey meets with Hugo Chavez, Tuesday in Caracas.

Kevin Spacey met up with oppressive Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez because ______.

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