Now we know why Jenny Craig dropped fat actress Kirstie Alley.

She's getting HUGE!

The former slim(mer) actress was spotted Sunday dropping her daughter off to lunch at a restaurant in Hollywood.

Alley then tried to do some shopping next door, but the shop was closed on Sunday.

When she spotted the paparazzi snapping away, Alley did what any proper lady would do.

She gave them the finger!

We still think you're hot, Kirstie!

We like you fat!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Uhmmm….

We hope she only got fruit toppings!!!!!

Kirstie Alley is looking HUGE these days.

The former fattie stopped by Pinkberry in the Valley this past weekend to get some not-quite fro yo.

She ordered the large, of course!

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Uhmm….

Unless we need to get our eyes checked, it totally looks like Kirstie Alley got fat again!

It's a good thing she's no longer hawking Jenny Craig!

Here is Alley flying out of LAX this past weekend. She probably needs to book two seats just for her these days.

Poor Kirstie.

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Kirstie Alley has just signed a development deal with Oprah's Harpo Productions.

It's unclear whether the deal might include a syndicated daytime talk show or a program for Winfrey's new cable channel (scheduled to launch in late 2009).

"I'm very open with what I've been through in my own personal life, and nothing — I mean nothing — is off-limits for me to talk about," Alley said. "And I won't lie — I live a beautiful life. So I hope to bring those elements together to offer something totally fresh for the television audience."

Lucky Kirstie. If Oprah gives you a show, chances are it won't do too bad. Dr. Phil and Rachel Ray are prime examples! Both hosts appeared frequently on The Oprah Winfrey Show before getting their own shows.

Alley has also been a frequent guest on Oprah, including a November 2006 appearance that generated buzz after she modeled a bikini to flaunt her 75-pound weight loss.

Let's just hope Kirstie doesn't use her new pulpit as a way to proselytize Scientology!

[Image via WENN.]

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From sitcom star to fatty spokeswhore and now? TV Talk show host!

Valerie Bertinelli, the former One Day at a Time star, has just signed on to a deal with CBS to develop a new syndicated talk show. The show is expected to be on air as early as 2009-2010.

We'd watch.

She's admitted to being a slut and a druggie in the past. She's got a lot to talk about!

Bertinelli is also banking on the success of her recent autobiography, Losing It: And Gaining My Life Back One Pound at a Time. Lots of fat talk. It usually sells. We should buy it!

Aside from the book, she is also starring in an upcoming Lifetime movie, True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet, and there's an A&E Biography on her in the works.

Valerie must be celebrating, she's slowly getting her career moving again.

Kirstie Alley must be pissed! Jenny Craig didn't help get her career back.

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After parting ways with Jenny Craig recently, Kirstie Alley has confirmed that she hopes to "develop and pilot my own weight-loss brand that I hope to launch in 2009."

Alley states that her split with Jenny Craig was amicable and called her experience with them extraordinary. She says, "I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride."

She continues, "Somehow, I've also fallen into the position of "accidental" role model for, apparently, millions of people out there losing weight by whatever means. This was something I did not bargain for, or foresee happening. Nevertheless, it is something I've grown to embrace and something I intend to continue to pursue."

Sounds to us like Kirstie was probably asking for too much of a raise! That, or she was getting too fat and not losing enough weight to be their spokesperson.

[Image via WENN.]

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