Poor Priscilla Presley. The girl Elvis fell in love with has had her face botched by a quack!

It explains so much.

According to reports, fake doctor Daniel Serrano proclaimed to Priscilla P. in 2003 that he could treat her with a miracle drug that was better than Botox.

You know what that drug was? An industrial, low-grade silicone — similar to what's used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina, Serrano's home country.

Priscilla wasn't Serrano's only victim. Apparently, 'Dr. Jiffy Lube' also treated friends of Shawn King (wife of talker Larry King) and Diane Richie (Lionel Richie's former wife) at injection parties!

The injections caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) injected by Serrano.

He has been convicted for all this shadiness, and last week he was released and is currently being investigated by federal immigration officials and could be deported.

Should be!

Diane Richie was also indicted as a Serrano accomplice. She pled out and was placed on probation.

Priscilla is supposedly undergoing corrective work.

Lesson to learn — if you must mess with your face, only use FDA approved shizz!

And make sure your doctor is legit!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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"Kidman gives botox a bad name: expert"

Like, duh! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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Oh, no!

That looks HOrridious.

Ice T.'s wife, Coco, held a signing for her Playboy pictorial at The Hawaiian Tropic Zone in NYC on Tuesday.

While people normally stare at her cleavage regularly, they were fixated for a totally different reason yesterday.

Look at that hardened piece of tit in the front of her breasts! That's not supposed to be like that.

Poor Coco has developed a case of the Vivica A. Fox!

Homegirl needs to get that treated ASAP…or get a better makeup artist.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Meg Ryan reunited with frequent former costar Tom Hanks at the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony in New York on Monday night.

Poor thing!

Look at HER FACE.

Stop fighting the inevitable, honey. Embrace it!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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This is a serious question:

Can you get Botox on your hands?????

Madge could use it!

The Queen of Pop has had some "help" in other areas. Why not show the hands some lovin' too???

Madonna was spotted leaving restaurant Sur in Los Angeles on Saturday night. The veins on her hands looked ready to EXPLODE.

[Image via Starzlife.]

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba was spotted having lunch with fiance Cashole Warren at Kings Road Cafe in West Hollywood on Wednesday.

Her lips became noticeably much plumper all of a sudden.

How peculiar!

[Image via Starzlife.]

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Dios mio!!!

Did you watch Courteney Cox on the Today show this morning????

If you did, then you must have been as fixated by her lips as we were.

Something not natural is going up on in there!

That shiz is NOT moving, y'all.

Even her speech seems to be impaired!

Click here to check it out!

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"I certainly do Botox, which I definitely think that almost every woman that I know has imbibed. And it's a miracle drug — no cutting, nothing — and I love it!

- Ugly Betty star Vanessa Williams tells Barbara Walters, for her Oscar special

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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He's slowly turning into Joan Rivers!

Yes, that is Mickey Rourke. The actor was snapped on the set of his new movie, The Wrestler, in Keansburg, New Jersey this weekend.

In the film, he plays the world's first transexual wrestler, at least according to the script we have in our head.

If they make another Silence of the Lambs films, they gotta cast Mickey as a killer. He's got the creepy vibe working very well!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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