We call bullshit on this too, but…

The British media is reporting that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are turning to Kabbalah to help "save their marriage."

You know, the marriage that doesn't need any saving to begin with!

The Daily Mail is reporting that her Madgesty and her Guy are both seeing Kabbalah counselors to try and repair their relationship.

Uh huh!

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This is so sad.

A source very close to Madonna reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that she is "extremely sad" and "betrayed" by her brother Christopher Ciccone's planned tell-all book about his very famous sister.

"Madonna has helped Christopher since day one of her career," says our Madge insider. "She's put him in a music video, let him direct one of her tours, decorate her homes. She's given him millions of dollars."

M is said to be closest with Christopher than with any of her other siblings, which is why his betrayal is especially painful.

But, as Madonna's publicist, Liz Rosenberg said yesterday, she and her brother are no longer close.

Why is that????

"Christopher's drug and alcohol addiction is to blame," says our very reliable source. "There came a point where his alcohol and drug abuse got out of control and she's had to cut him off. M has offered to pay for rehab and doctors, but he just won't go. The last two years, his addiction has gotten really bad."

Sources tell us that Madonna is certain that her brother is writing this "tell-all" because he needs money.

Says our insider, "Christopher can't get work. He can't function. He's been evicted from his Miami apartment. He's broke. They took away his car. M's even offered to get him a job if he goes to rehab, but he still won't go. She's never give somenoe more chances than Christopher Ciccone."

And, what also concerns Madonna, we're, told is that "Christopher is fabricating lies" and that people will believe him.

Well, we won't believe him!

To betray your own family member like this? Beyond low!

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There's a new memoir coming out soon about Madonna's life.

And it's not an autobiography.

Instead, the tell-all memoir is being written by her brother, Christopher Ciccone!!!

He must be hard-up for cash.

Desperate!

The book will be printed by Simon & Schuster and is set to have a first printing of 350,000, though no financial details have been disclosed.

Christopher will be working with Wendy Leigh, who's responsible for writing the biographies of Liza Minnelli, Grace Kelly, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Ciccone has worked with Madonna before, like when he designed and directed her Girlie Show tour back in 1993.

He was also involved in her 1991 documentary, Madonna: Truth or Dare.

Unfortunately for her Madgesty, she has nothing to do with this book.

Her spokesperson, Liz Rosenberg has stated that Madonna and Christopher are no longer close.

She then added, "Madonna has not cooperated with any biography about herself."

Christopher better be nice before Madge disowns him.

That probably is happening right about….NOW.

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Splitsville update!

Madonna's PR mouthpiece responded to the last batch of splitsville rumors saying they're "completely untrue" and that Guy and Madge's 8 year marriage is still intact.

The Queen of Pop has not hired a divorce lawyer. She and hubby are as happy as clams!

We don't think the rumors are true, and even if they were, Madonna wouldn't let Guy get a divorce BEFORE she starts a tour!

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The Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce rumors keep circulating.

Some reports state the marriage is basically over while others say they are staying together for the sake of the kids.

The latests reports now coming from the UK' state the two are basically already separated and are preparing to sell their Ashcombe House and Madonna move to New York. AND that her Madgesty has hired Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer and is ready to put an end to her marriage.

A "source" adds that "Madonna and Guy have actually been living pretty much separate lives since early this year, but they remain committed to having an amicable break-up for the sake of their children. She’s been through a lot of anxiety with the adoption and didn’t want to risk losing David."

Take this all with a grain of salt.

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Her Madgesty seen leaving her gym in London on Wednesday.

Dear M.,

There IS such a thing as working out too much.

xoox

P

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Guy Ritchie has been tapped to direct Warner Bros. upcoming Sherlock Holmes feature film, expected to debut in 2010.

With Mr. Madonna's help, execs at Warners are aiming to reinvent Holmes and sidekick Dr. John H. Watson.

Guy Ritchie directing a movie not starring Madonna = a good thing.

We hope he's happy to be doing something completely his own again.

Congrats, Guy!

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Songstress and Marc Jacobs model M.I.A. was paid a pretty penny to perform at an MTV Movie Awards after-party on Sunday.

Tongues were wagging when she disclosed at the event how much she was paid to perform and what she plans to do with the money.

Mid-song, M.I.A. announced, “They’re giving me $100,000. Not bad, eh? I’m going to use it to build schools in Liberia. It costs $52,000 to build a school for 1,000.”

Building a school in Africa…she's just like Oprah and Madonna!

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Having fun with a big projection screen!

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