WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY/HOW DID WE MISS THIS!
A big ole butt toot!
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Talk about fierce!!
Spectre starlet Monica Bellucci snagged the September cover of Marie Claire Mexico — and she did not disappoint!
As you can see in the EXCLUSIVE first look, the 50-year-old is totally channeling her inner Bond girl, looking sultry in a metallic reptile-print jacket, cutout shirt, and sexy skirt.
We just know she's going to do the role justice on the silver screen!
But for now, we get to indulge in Monica's beauty on the front page here. Oh, and her revealing interview, so read on for some HIGHlights!
Is this real life?!
But one thing Cyrus' team talks about in the feature is her new album — which she wants to give away for free!!
In the piece, there's a reference to Cyrus releasing her next album completely for free — and if her label, RCA Records, hadn't been down with that, she was allegedly prepared to buy herself out of the label just to give her fans free music! Whoa!!
Cyrus' manager, Adam Leber, says in the Marie Claire piece:
Recently, she sat down for an interview with Marie Claire and gave some insight into her life back then and the toll playing the perky teenage pop star had on her!
Apparently, there was quite a bit of pressure to conform to certain ideals of how a girl should look and act and how all of it lead to her having body image issues. The 22-year-old singer remembers:
And now, she's dishing deets about her own #squad!
In new quotes shared by the popular publication on Wednesday, the pop princess revealed that she and Caitlyn Jenner are friends!
OMG! So jealous!
Miles admits the two have bonded over the fact that they are people pleasers by nature, saying:
Don't count her out!
Miley Cyrus has scored a September cover, too!
The singer appears on Marie Claire in an embellished gown with a straight-on stare that will go through to your soul!!!
Showing off sequins and skin, this cover is one for the books — and as usual, Mileybird had a lot to say!
For example, she insists that money doesn't buy happiness:
Will this pile more drama on to the Bad Blood feud?!
Miley Cyrus sat down with Marie Claire for a long interview in their newest issue, and talked about everything — her sexuality, her body, foundation work she's done, and, oh yeah, Taylor Swift in regards to her tiff with Katy Perry.
The interview won't hit newsstands until August 18, but the mag gave a sneak preview to some key Miley quotes, including one in particular that caught everybody's eye… When asked about Tay-Tay's Bad Blood video, Miley responded:
Prepare for a Kristen Stewart takeover!!
Rocking a pale blue sequined sweater on the cover, she unleashed her usual smolder, but it's her romantic meets gothic spread which had our full attention!
We adore the dark lace and talon-esque baubles! So fierce!!
Kind of like how Kristen described with the interviewer:
"I lit my universe on fire and I watched it burn… Speaking very candidly, it was a really traumatic period in my early 20s that kick-started something in me that was a bit more feral."
Wow. Such strong wording, but it definitely drives the point home!
As for the rest of her accompanying interview?? Read on for the HIGHlights…