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Michael Fassbender Bequeaths Us His Fabulous Shakespearean Fassboner On The SeXXXy Set Of Macbeth!

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To be or not to be, that is the question!

OK, to be fair, it's the question from one of William Shakespeare's different masterpieces, but who remembers anything about Macbeth anyway except for those witches brewing up a pot of toil and trouble?

Anyway, Michael Fassbender plays the titular lead in a new incarnation of the classic stage production - he's an ambitious Scottish general and there's a bunch of tragedy and stuff, LOLz!!

More to the point, cameras caught the charming actor on set in Surrey, England over the weekend - Mike looked hotter than a volcano and was twice as red, too!

That's because the dude had blood flowing out of a gaping gash on his forehead!! OUCH!

Hopefully that's makeup for his character, though, and not Fassypant's real blood!

Of course, were he really hurt, we would be more than willing to be his bedside nurse. Well, at least if Marion Cotillard, a.k.a. Lady Macbeth, doesn't mind!

Macbeth hits theaters in 2015 - see more pics of Fassbender and his fab Fassboner (below)!

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2014 Oscar Nominees! YOU Pick The Winners!

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Vote for who YOU want to walk away with an Academy Award! And the nominees are…

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Whoa! The BAFTA Award For Best Supporting Actor Did NOT Go To Bradley Cooper! Find Out Who Won HERE!

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Spoiler Alert!!

Michael Fassbender, move aside! Bradley Cooper, you can have a seat. Jared Leto… well, for some reason you weren't nominated, so no worries for you.

Captain Philips actor Barkhad Abdi proves he IS the captain now as he swiped the best supporting actor BAFTA away from Fassy!!

What a surprise! But so AH-MAZE for Barkhad!!!

Major congrats to him!!

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Michael Fassbender Swings His Long Sword In Other Dude's Faces On The Set Of Macbeth! Uh, We Mean That Scottish Play!

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Oh, we'd come clutch his dagger all night long!

Michael Fassbender was seen hovering through the fog and not-so-filthy air in Farnham, United Kingdom practicing his fight moves for Macbeth!

Michael plays the title role in this Shakespearean tragedy, which is being produced by the same company that made The King's Speech.

Macbeth is kind of like The King's Speech, because both future monarchs are afraid to rule. One takes speech therapy, the other brutally murders a lot of people. Other than that, pretty much the same story!

To paraphrase Lady Macbeth, Michael totally looked like the innocent flower in this makeshift battle, but he's totally being the serpent under it…and since he's Michael Fassbender, it's probably a rather large serpent!

According to the film's website, the flick will have a "modern themed take on a timeless story." Macbeth potentially set in 2014? Aw yeah!

Word of advice, Michael…lay off Macduff! Trust us…do NOT piss that guy off.

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow will creep in this petty pace from day to day until this movie will finally come out! We're so excited!

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Jennifer Lawrence Is '70s Chic Despite James McAvoy & Michael Fassbender Looking PISSED In X-Men: Days Of Future Past Teaser!

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Oh wow, this may only be six seconds long, but it's six seconds of pure AWESOMEness!

The X-Men movies' Instagram page has released another super short teaser, but it's packed with SO much!

Jennifer Lawrence looking pretty torn up about something, Michael Fassbender & James McAvoy looking like they are NOT pleased, Hugh Jackman tied up underwater, and Evan Peters in a police uniform?!?!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

They posted the clip along with the caption:

A full day of #XMen surprises is just around the corner. Follow along on Twitter at @EmpireMagazine and @XMenMovies to see exclusive reveals on January 27th. #Empire25

Ohhhh! We wonder what they're surprising everyone with!

They've already released a trailer for the film!

What could the surprises be?!?!

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Ben Affleck Jokes About His Blue-Veined Bat Peen At The PGAs!! Deets On His Dong Prank HERE!

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Na na na na na na na na, d**k jokes!

Batman vs. Superman star Ben Affleck was a presenter on Sunday at the Producers Guild of America Awards, but you'll NEVER guess what happened when he took the stage!!!

He cracked a joke about the mammoth hunk of delicious man meat dangling between his legs!!!!!!

It all started when Chuck Lorre waxed poetic about seeing Benny boy's big ole' bat peen earlier in the evening while they were peeing next to each other in the bathroom.

He told the audience gathered at the Beverly Hills Hilton:

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Jennifer Lawrence Excited & Honored By Academy Award Nomination! Nominees React To Their Oscar Noms HERE!

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Someone better have Hugh Jackman on standby, because Jennifer Lawrence might be tripping her way to another Oscars win!

The full list of Academy Award nominations were announced today, and (surprise, surprise) the girl who was, is, and forever will be on fire was on it!

J.Law said that she was excited and honored by her nom, but not as excited as us to see her awkwardly hilarious moments that await us on March 2nd!

While you give Jennifer a congratulatory hand, or a three-finger salute from the Hunger Games, read some of the other nominees' reactions…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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