Yes, that's really what Levi Johnston calls himself.

Levi, who believes himself to be a celebrity, somehow got invited to the GQ "Men of the Year" party in El Lay this week at the shiteous Chateau Marmont. And, to no one's surprise except maybe Levi, nobody cared he was there.

Dick "Ricky" was seen wandering around the party with more make-up caked on than Kim Kardashian, along with his manager Tank and some other macho dude.

Did he really think he needed security?

Since the Playgirl centerfold was being ignored by other guests like January Jones, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and Lindsay Lohan, the underage father sipped on his soda and checked his Blackberry for an hour, then disappeared.

Welcome to Hollywood! Enjoy those last few seconds while you can!

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We wonder how much she got?!

Actor Morgan Freeman was driving with Demaris Meyer in Charleston, Mississippi back in August 2008 when he lost control of the car. It's been long suspected that Morgan was drunk driving at the time. Neither of them were hospitalized after the accident.

Meyer sued him for "negligence for failing to properly operate the car" and an out-of-court settlement has been reached.

Like we said before, if she knew Morgan was driving drunk then why did she get in the car?!

Mistake!

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This. Is. DISGUSTING!

And WRONG!

And…ewwww!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Morgan Freeman intends to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter!

After alleging that the 72 year old actor has been having an affair with step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines, now, reports are stating that the two will wed once Morgan's divorce proceedings are final.

And apparently, this is what they both want.

Said one family insider: “Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal."

We think we are going to be sick. Why is no one from Morgan's camp denying this? We are still holding out that this is a vicious rumor, but we also can't ignore the deafening silence from all ends of this.

Someone say something! Please!!!

Update: This just in!

Finally!

Freeman's publicist, Dave Falkenstein with Sunshine Sachs, tells PerezHilton.com, "It's complete garbage. The allegations are 100% made up."

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Ewwwwwwwwww!

According to the National Enquirer, Morgan Freeman had a long-term affair with step granddaughter E'Dena Hines!!!!!!!

The affair began when she was a teenager, although she is now 27!

E'Dena reportedly alerted Myra, Morgan's ex-wife, of the situation when it first began, claiming that the pair went to dinner and when they returned intoxicated, Morgan attempted to have sex with her.

Freeman and his step granddaughter did not have sex as she stopped it from happening.

Myrna confronted Morgan about the affair and he promised that it would not happen again.

But that was not the end of it!!!!!

Years later, E’Dena called Myrna in tears saying, "We had sex when I was in California in his hotel room, and I just can’t handle it anymore."

She also blurted out that she sent Freeman suggestive photos of herself as a substitute for sex, but that was not enough for him!!!

Sooooo wrong!

Myrna has admitted that she and Morgan had an open marriage and his previous affair with his mistress continued with full consent, until it became serious.

Morgan has known E'Dena all her life!!!!!

We hope this isn't true!!!

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A woman is suing Morgan Freeman for "medical expenses, pain and suffering, lost wages, permanent disability (short term memory loss) and additional damages" following a car crash at the hands of the actor last year.

Additionally, the lawsuit filed in a Mississippi federal court by Demaris Meyer claims that Freeman had been drinking throughout the night prior to the incident.

Meyer first met up with Freeman at dinner, where Morgan had himself a few. They split up after dinner and then reunited at a friend's house later that night. Freeman then invited her to his house for the night, Meyer agreed, and after another drink, off they went.

Morgan subsequently lost control of his car and crashed off the right side of the highway. Meyer had to be treated for "a broken left wrist and right scapula, a torn labrum in her right shoulder and numerous bruises and lacerations."

Meyer claims the pair are "just friends," despite rumors to the contrary.

If Meyer witnessed Freeman boozing it up, then why did she get in the car with him?

Just sayin'!

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While we've still got a couple of weeks to see who will end up America's Next Top, the vote is in on who folks would want to be President if life were a movie.

Movie fans want Harrison Ford kicking butt in the White House, just like he did in Air Force One (1997).

The poll was administered by Moviefone.

Morgan Freeman came in second place for his leadership role in saving mankind from a comet in Deep Impact (1998).

And while no one is saying that Hollywood can have that much influence on reality, Moviefone editor-in-chief Scott Robson said, "I don’t know if Obama can say Morgan Freeman paved the way, but it hasn’t hurt."

A slightly more romantic president, Michael Douglas came in third for his portrayal of the commander-in-chief in The American President (1995).

The rest of the list is as follows:

4. Bill Pullman - Independence Day (1996)
5. Kevin Kline - Dave (1993)
6. Dennis Quaid - American Dreamz (2006)
7. Bruce Greenwood - National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2003)
8. James Cromwell - The Sum of All Fears (2002)
9. Jack Nicholson - Mars Attacks (1996)
10. Jeff Bridges - The Contender (2000)

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Good news for Morgan Freeman.

The actor was released from a Tennessee hospital on Thursday.

Freeman was hospitalized after that horrible accident occurred which flipped his car over. It was so bad he had to be removed by crews using the jaws of life!

Luckily, Freeman is said to be "in good spirits" after being released.

In a statement released by his reps, the actor says, "I left the hospital today just after 12 noon, Memphis time. I'm doing very well. I feel real good. I just really, I thank the staff at 'Elvis Presley [Hospital]' and many, many thanks to my many well-wishers. It's great to know people care about you.”

Thankfully he survived. However, he will have to wear a neck brace for the next six to eight months or longer.

Better to be in a neck brace than to have died.

Time to count your blessings!

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This explains why he was in the car with that lady and not his wife!

Morgan Freeman's attorney confirmed reports that he's going through a divorce.

Freeman and his ex-wife of 24-years, costumer Myrna Colley-Lee, have reportedly been separated since December 2007.

Wow. 24-years…impressive for a Hollywood marriage!

Hopefully someone will be giving Morgan love and care as he heals from his accident injuries!

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Good news!

As y'all know, Academy Award winner Morgan Freeman was involved in a major car accident on Sunday.

The actor broke his elbow and arm, as well as injuring his shoulder.

He underwent surgery Monday evening, but, he's "doing well" - according to his PR rep.

Says the publicist:

"Morgan is doing well after his surgery last night [Monday] to reconnect nerves and repair damage in his left arm and hand. The surgery last night lasted four and a half hours. He's visiting with family this morning. As of this morning he's up and walking around and looking forward to his release in a few days."

He's up and walking. That's a great sign!!

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