Girrrl, we have missed you so!
But now it looks like she's ready to step back out into the spotlight!
[Image via FameFlynetpictures.]
Yes, wearing this much eye shadow on your face IS a crime.
ESPECIALLY if all that eye shadow was stolen!!
A 31-year-old woman named Brandy Allen was arrested this week on suspicion of stealing $144 worth of eye shadow from the Ulta Beauty Store at a mall in Fayetteville, Arkansas, and it's easy to see why she roused suspicion!
Brandy was wearing at least four or five different shades of eye shadow at the time of her arrest, as is clearly evidenced in her very colorful mugshot.
But according to reports, the police caught Brandy in the store…AKA before she had time to apply any of her new shades. So unless she was sampling, the makeup she was wearing was most likely what she put on in the morning!
In that case, it seems like Brandy had plenty of makeup already. There was no reason for her to even buy more eye shadow, much less steal it!
Brandy has since been released on bond.
[Image via Washington County Detention Center.]
The world couldn't get enough of Jeremy Meeks and his super sexy mugshot!
Of course, there's no reason why they should compete; if they worked together, they could make beautiful babies! Beautiful, dangerous, sociopathic babies!
But what if she wasn't just a girl who can't say no to crime? What else might she have done with her life? She could have been…
A Kansas man awaiting trial for first-degree murder is afraid that his tattoo might make jurors think he committed the crime without even hearing his defense!
His tattoo by the way - a mirror image of the word ‘murder’ in all caps across his neck!
Jeffrey Chapman now wants to either have his tattoo covered for his day in court OR have it professionally removed!
Prosecutors aren’t so keen on that idea though. They’re willing to allow Chapman to cover his neck but he will NOT be able to leave prison in order to have it taken off of him completely.
The trial is set to start Monday. Chapman is accused of killing Damon Galliart, whose body was found by hunters in a roadside ditch.
We’re not jury members on this case but we have to admit, we’ve reached our own verdict just by looking at that pic!
[Image via AP Images.]
Are vaginas the new gun holsters or something?!?! What is happening?!?
This is the SECOND time in six months that someone has hidden a loaded gun in their vajayjay!!
19-year-old Dallas Archer was arrested in Tennessee for driving with a suspended license, but when she was brought to the jail for booking, the cops found the gun hidden in the hidey-hole that is her vagina!
The officers found
It's been a few weeks since her alleged fight with another cast member at Atlanta' Biltmore Hotel, but Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams just finally got served by justice.
An arrest warrant was issued on Wednesday for simple battery and, sure enough, Porsha turned herself in to the authorities just minutes ago.
In case you forgot, the supposed brawl took place on March 27th between Porsha and her co-star Kenya Moore, but apparently it took a few weeks to get Kenya's statement because she was busy filming.
Wow! At least it made for a dramatic reunion episode of RHOA!
Shortly after turning herself in, Porsha was released on a $2K bond.
We aren't sure what the future might hold for her, but she should sleep soundly knowing she takes a totally seXXXy mugshot.
[Image via Fulton County Police.]
Right: Shia LaBeouf after a 2007 trespassing arrest in Chicago.
Both beautiful bad boys were nothing but smiles after their arrests, but we need to know…
Who "Mugged" It Better?
Total Votes: 8,316
Obvs this isn't The Big Bieberoni's first run in with the po-po, either!
CLICK HERE for the gallery, "Justin Bieber's History Of Troublemaking Before His Arrest!"
And look at more smiling celebrities in lock-up (below)!
[Image via Miami Beach Police Department & Chicago Police Department.]
And we thought the Lohan mugshot collection had finally come to a halt..
Dina was pulled over for doing 77 in a 55mph zone, and sure enough, the cops found something else to deal with when the window rolled down and it was none other than Lindsay Lohan's mother!
We think the mugshot speaks for itself.
Get it together, gurl! For yourself and your children!!