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BUSTED! The Hogans Are Morons!

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Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

Or is speeding in the genes?

Either way, Linda Hogan is the second Hogan to prove that the whole family should have their licenses revoked - forever.

The woman who helped spawn this and more unfortunately, this, received a speeding ticket Friday on her way to visit Boy Spawn in the slammer.

We don't know why she was in such a rush - it's not like he's going anywhere!

For doing 71 in a 55, Linda got slapped with a ticket and a $206 fine.

Fortunately, she did not have a passenger with her to smash into a vegetable.

[Image via WENN.]

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Nick Hogan Is (Unfortunately) Getting Out Of Jail Early

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The little Hogan twerp is getting out earlier than we would have liked.

On October 21st, Hulk Hogan's son, Nick Bollea, returns to the streets - three months before he was originally sentenced to. His early release comes as a result of good behavior.

Really?

Filing a lawsuit against the prison is good behavior?

Or is it because he whined, bitched and cried so much that the other inmates wanted him out?

It's supposedly "standard procedure" for all inmates to use accumulated credit toward early release.

But, it's not exactly reassuring to know that idiots can return to the streets just for being "good." After all, Nick's reckless driving and resulting crash placed his passenger - John Graziano III - permanently on life support.

Nick was sentenced to 8 months in jail after pleading no contest to felony reckless driving charges. He began serving time immediately after his May 9th trial. In addition to the time, he also faces 500 hours of community service, 5 years probation, and a 3 year suspension on his driver's license.

So we're still safe for another 3 years.

Will Nick be a changed man?

Judging from his train wreck family…probably not.

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Tranny Hogan Speaks

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Brook Hogan's VH1 reality show premieres this Sunday, so the failed singer is wagging her gums for the celeb news shows in exchange for some promo support!

She sat down with Access Hollywood and opened up about each individual Hogan family member.

And Jesus too!

The blonde says of the Hogan's recent turmoils, "I don't think our family is falling apart and getting destroyed. I just think it's rearranging itself in the way God meant it to be because it wasn't working how it was."

On her mother, cougar supremo Linda: "It's kind of disappointing to me because she was always my hero when I was growing up. I feel like I have to be the mother now."

Is she playing mommy to Linda's 19-year old boyfriend, too?

On her brother, Nick: "He's in there with hardened criminals…Nick got into an accident. These people have actually deliberately committed a crime." In regards to the family of her brother's crash victim she said, "I can't believe what materialistic things can do to people's mindset."

Um, seems like Nick deliberately (and criminally) drove drunk and recklessly to us!

On her dad, Hulk: She says her dad's current girlfriend, who is 20 years his junior, is "a great foundation for him right now."

Dayum. The Hogans like their meat fresh and young!

What about Brooke, no love for her????

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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More Hogan Shame

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Hulk Hogan-fronted charity, The Freedom Group, 'brags' that it's raising cash for John Graziano's medical care, but in reality, the org has yet to give the Nick Hogan car crash victim or his family a penny.

According to the report, the 'charity' raised $60k last year.

NONE of that has been given to John's family.

What's the hold up?

Sounds a little shady to us!

As we reported previously, The Freedom Group cancelled their biggest fund-raising event because of the Hogan drama.

Fishy.

So an event fronted by Hogan that would have potentially helped Graziano was called off at the last minute…sounds like some maneuvering is going on!

Don't forget the Grazianos are suing the Hogans.

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Hogans = Poison

Filed under: Nick Hogan > Hulk Hogan

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Looks like Hulk Hogan and family have ruined things for a 4th of July charity event!

Non profit organization The Freedom Group felt it was best to cancel their annual "National Wave" — which basically would have been a bunch of people across the country waving towels in unison at 9:00 PM on July 4 — because of the Hogans.

Hulk has been 'the face' of The Freedom Group.

The incarcerated Nick Hogan actually used to work for the organization as well!

Freedom Group spokesperson Sean Schumura said, "We didn't want people entangling us into some soap opera."

Ironically, Schumura testified on Nick's behalf at his sentencing.

Hogan's manager, Darren Prince, went on spin offensive and said, Schumura and the Freedom Group "believe and love Hulk and decided it would be best to postpone the event."

He went on to say that the "soap opera" Schumura referred to was the "media and paparazzi that would show up purely to ask about his personal life and not the event at hand."

Uh huh.

P.S. Sounds like a stoopid event anyways!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Dear Nick Hogan

Filed under: Legal Matters > Nick Hogan

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Your bitching and crying in jail makes us ill!

Look at this video.

It's footage of the 'life' your 'best friend' lives now and it's so so sad.

Nick, it was your recklessness that sentenced your 'friend' to that 'life'.

You are lucky to be alive and healthy.

Shut your mouth. Do your time. We hope never to hear of your whining again.

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Truth Or Just Lies?

Filed under: Legal Matters > Nick Hogan

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Not sure who to believe here, but we're inclined to believe the victim's side.

Apparently, the Hogans are receiving threatening phone calls by a member of John Graziano's family, the kid Nick Hogan practically killed when he crashed his car last year.

Clearwater Florida police are investigating the phone calls made to the Hogans.

According to police spokesman Doug Matthews, he could not say or confirm which member of the Graziano family made the threats.

He also couldn't say which member of the Hogans was receiving them. How about ALL of them????

The attorney for the Hogans, Morris Weinberg, does confirm that police have listened to the threatening voicemails, though no information on what's being said in the messages has been released.

Weinberg adds, "Does the family take it seriously? Yes, they do."

Call us cynical, but….

Could the Hogans just be trying to blame the Grazianos and give them bad press for a while?

We'll have to wait and find out, as no arrests have been made yet.

[Image via WENN.]

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He Got His Wish

Filed under: Nick Hogan

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Douchebag Nick Hogan has been transferred out of solitary confinement, where he was being held….for his own safety!

The little bitchboy has been moved into a new cell he is sharing with three other juveniles, also in jail.

The decision was routine, sheriff's officials said, and apparently unrelated to Bollea's request to be transferred, which a judge rejected earlier this week.

It was "the result of routine and ongoing assessments of inmate population and classification; and the opportunity to house those juveniles who have been sentenced as adults to county time,” according to a sheriff's office statement.

We hope Nick Enjoys his new jail cell.

He's supposed to be there for at least another seven months, and that dirtbag better not be released early!!!!!!!

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