The New York Times Magazine recently did a piece on Nadya Suleman to tie in with the upcoming British documentary Octo-Mom: Me & My Fourteen Kids. Suleman explains that this type of media coverage of her family is the only way she can support them:

"I made these choices out of the midst of being in survivor mode. I think 99 percent of people would have made the same decision."

Yes, but you willfully had FOURTEEN children when you knew you couldn't afford them. Nadya however doesn't see it that way:

"You don't understand. If you have these frozen embryos that are there, and they were writing you letters saying, We are charging you this much, and it's going up and up and up every month that they are stored — you can either use them or destroy them. You're like, O.K., I have six already. What's another? And maybe it won't even work. So, I just decided to take the chance because I didn't want to destroy the embryos. That was the main focus — not like: 'Oh, gosh! I really want eight!' People were thinking, 'Oh, she wanted so, so many.' No!"

But there was always the CHANCE you could have eight and you did!

Also…what's ANOTHER? It's SEVEN children instead of SIX! You just sound stoopid!

Now you have to subject the world to view your socially irresponsible decision firsthand so you can support them?

Sounds CRAZY like smart thinking to us!

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Is this the Octo-Mom's attempt at one-upping Jon Gosselin's vid???

If it is… Nadya wins in our book!

Ha!

Check out this HIGHlarious clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live of Suleman giving Miss South Carolina Teen USA a lesson on where babies come from!

Fast forward to 50 sec for the good shiz.

And OMG. That. Laugh.

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Boy Jon Gosselin! Talk about your lame attempt at a 180.

This douche is hoping that by consulting "spiritual advisers" with his life decisions, America will forgive him for being a terrible father, husband, and human being.

Newsflash: we can see right through you, Jon, and you are as fake as your "diamond" earrings. But at least the world is spared from the most horrendous idea for a reality show ever!

Jon - Kate = Jon + Octomom, the docu-drama that was set to follow Jon on his quest to conquer the heart of Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman, won't be getting Jon to participate after all. His "talent" agent sent a letter to the producers, explaining that Jon's spiritual advisers told him not to get involved.

The letter reads:

"While Jon appreciates the consideration and the potential revenues that it offers, after reviewing with both the management team and his spiritual advisers Jon has decided it is not in his best interest to pursue a show of this nature….it is important to Jon to focus on his family and repairing the relationship that Jon and Kate need to have, both for themselves and for the sake of their children."

He turned down "potential revenue"???

Praise Jesus, he's done something right for a change!

Oh sorry, we forgot, he's Jewish now!

Just praise God then!

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We can all breathe a sigh of relief!

Despite consistent rumors, Jon Gosselin and Nadya Suleman are not planning a reality show!

At least, that's what Jon's rep had to say!

Now he decides to have standards?!

No matter how hot Nadya is for the douchey father of eight, Jon - Kate = Jon + Octomom is not getting off the ground!

P.S. Who the eff came up with that name?!

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This was our idea! We better receive some kind of royalties!

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Jon Gosselin and Octo-mom, Nadya Suleman, are finally making their moves into a reality show - TOGETHER!

According to Bobby Goldstein, a former producer of Cheaters, Jon has agreed to star in a publicity stunt new reality show in which he’ll date the Octo-Mom!!! Will wonders never cease!!!

Pause: The odds of TLC letting Jon do this are about NONE!!!!

The pilot is to be called Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom and produced by Bobby and a former producer of The Jerry Springer Show. The show, which Bobby calls an "entertaining fiasco" will follow Jon into America's worst nightmare. According to an obtained press release, the premise has Jon contemplating "what hooking up with Octomom could really be like" and becomes "creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they’d have 22 kids.”

Meanwhile, Nadya has "an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together" and has become so obsessed with him that “she’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married..It’s so bad that when they finally meet, Octomom’s brood may start calling Jon ‘Daddy.’ If this doesn’t make Jon lose it, then Octomom modeling her bikini body for him will.”

We're going to lose it just thinking about this freakshow actually happening!!!

Who the hell would watch this???

Would U?

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Watch your man, Homewrecking Hailey! There's woman on the prowl with a multitude of children and a lot of media coverage looking to steal your man - and it ain't Kate Gosselin (we don't think you could pay her to be seen with him anymore.)

Nope, the woman in question after Jon Gosselin is none other than Nadya Suleman, the Octo-Mom herself!

Though Nadya sounds off that she doesn't think Kate should start dating anyone while she is managing her broad, she did tell her bestest friends, the paparazzi, she finds Kate's ex to be quite a catch:

“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin…I think he’s hot!"

What a desperate attempt to stay relevant by attaching herself to Jon. We hate to break it to her, but we think even he has higher standards than her.

Then again, Jon may take her up on an offer for a "showmance" - it'd be good for business!

A match made in desperate, fame-whoring heaven!

Jon and Nadya Plus 22!

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We're suuuure the paparazzi were hanging around San Clemente State Beach on Saturday afternoon and just happened to run into the Octo-Mom in action!

…Really.

America's second favorite mother of multiples (Kate's still #1!) took a few members of the Octo-Army out for a relaxing day at the beach over the holiday weekend.

The kids look like they're having the time of their lives!

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It sure as hell beats Shrek: The Musical! (Sorry, Sutton!)

Check out the latest underground hit in the Hollywood theater scene, Octo-Mom: The Musical, above!

Thoughts?

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This morning, we explained that Nadya Suleman, aka Octo-Mom, was in court to ask a judge to deny an appeal for outside guardianship of the money her children would make through any of her media, exploiting endeavors.

Today, that request has been firmly DENIED!

YES!

The judge is now allowing the Department of Social Services to conduct a full-blown investigation in order to make a recommendation regarding the guardianship of the children’s estate. No one is more thrilled with this outcome than Gloria Allred, the attorney whose been out for Octo-blood since Nadya first opened her trap.

After the hearing, Gloria made this statement:

"We are very happy that the court has upheld the law and allowed us to proceed with our case and our efforts to protect Nadya Suleman’s octuplets. Nadya Suleman’s attorneys attempted to dismiss our case but failed in their efforts. Although it is a victory for us, it is more importantly a victory for Nadya Suleman’s octuplets.

We are also very pleased that the court has invited the Department of Social Services to conduct an investigation and file a report and recommendation to the court. It appears to us that the court wants to be sure that the children’s interests are protected.

Our client Paul Petersen’s paramount concern is the best interests of the children. We look forward to our next date in court on this matter."

That next court date will be October 29th and we're sure that it will have the same outcome as today's did. We bet, if she thought she could, Gloria would keep fighting and fighting until Nadya had no kids left!

Wouldn't that be a swift kick in the ass?!

We're not sorry you lost your case, Nadya, but we are sorry for your kids who'll have to hear you whine about it when you get home. Poor little tykes.

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