Boy Jon Gosselin! Talk about your lame attempt at a 180.
This douche is hoping that by consulting "spiritual advisers" with his life decisions, America will forgive him for being a terrible father, husband, and human being.
Newsflash: we can see right through you, Jon, and you are as fake as your "diamond" earrings. But at least the world is spared from the most horrendous idea for a reality show ever!
Jon - Kate = Jon + Octomom, the docu-drama that was set to follow Jon on his quest to conquer the heart of Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman, won't be getting Jon to participate after all. His "talent" agent sent a letter to the producers, explaining that Jon's spiritual advisers told him not to get involved.
The letter reads:
"While Jon appreciates the consideration and the potential revenues that it offers, after reviewing with both the management team and his spiritual advisers Jon has decided it is not in his best interest to pursue a show of this nature….it is important to Jon to focus on his family and repairing the relationship that Jon and Kate need to have, both for themselves and for the sake of their children."
He turned down "potential revenue"???
Praise Jesus, he's done something right for a change!
According to Bobby Goldstein, a former producer of Cheaters, Jon has agreed to star in a publicity stunt new reality show in which he’ll date the Octo-Mom!!! Will wonders never cease!!!
Pause: The odds of TLC letting Jon do this are about NONE!!!!
The pilot is to be called Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom and produced by Bobby and a former producer of The Jerry Springer Show. The show, which Bobby calls an "entertaining fiasco" will follow Jon into America's worst nightmare. According to an obtained press release, the premise has Jon contemplating "what hooking up with Octomom could really be like" and becomes "creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they’d have 22 kids.”
Meanwhile, Nadya has "an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together" and has become so obsessed with him that “she’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married..It’s so bad that when they finally meet, Octomom’s brood may start calling Jon ‘Daddy.’ If this doesn’t make Jon lose it, then Octomom modeling her bikini body for him will.”
We're going to lose it just thinking about this freakshow actually happening!!!
Watch your man, Homewrecking Hailey! There's woman on the prowl with a multitude of children and a lot of media coverage looking to steal your man - and it ain't Kate Gosselin (we don't think you could pay her to be seen with him anymore.)
Nope, the woman in question afterJon Gosselin is none other than Nadya Suleman, the Octo-Mom herself!
Though Nadya sounds off that she doesn't think Kate should start dating anyone while she is managing her broad, she did tell her bestest friends, the paparazzi, she finds Kate's ex to be quite a catch:
“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin…I think he’s hot!"
What a desperate attempt to stay relevant by attaching herself to Jon. We hate to break it to her, but we think even he has higher standards than her.
Then again, Jon may take her up on an offer for a "showmance" - it'd be good for business!
We're suuuure the paparazzi were hanging around San Clemente State Beach on Saturday afternoon and just happened to run into the Octo-Mom in action!
…Really.
America's second favorite mother of multiples (Kate's still #1!) took a few members of the Octo-Army out for a relaxing day at the beach over the holiday weekend.
The kids look like they're having the time of their lives!
This morning, we explained that Nadya Suleman, aka Octo-Mom, was in court to ask a judge to deny an appeal for outside guardianship of the money her children would make through any of her media, exploiting endeavors.
The judge is now allowing the Department of Social Services to conduct a full-blown investigation in order to make a recommendation regarding the guardianship of the children’s estate. No one is more thrilled with this outcome than Gloria Allred, the attorney whose been out for Octo-blood since Nadya first opened her trap.
After the hearing, Gloria made this statement:
"We are very happy that the court has upheld the law and allowed us to proceed with our case and our efforts to protect Nadya Suleman’s octuplets. Nadya Suleman’s attorneys attempted to dismiss our case but failed in their efforts. Although it is a victory for us, it is more importantly a victory for Nadya Suleman’s octuplets.
We are also very pleased that the court has invited the Department of Social Services to conduct an investigation and file a report and recommendation to the court. It appears to us that the court wants to be sure that the children’s interests are protected.
Our client Paul Petersen’s paramount concern is the best interests of the children. We look forward to our next date in court on this matter."
That next court date will be October 29th and we're sure that it will have the same outcome as today's did. We bet, if she thought she could, Gloria would keep fighting and fighting until Nadya had no kids left!
Wouldn't that be a swift kick in the ass?!
We're not sorry you lost your case, Nadya, but we are sorry for your kids who'll have to hear you whine about it when you get home. Poor little tykes.
The Octo-Mom is still not satisfied with the amount of attention she is getting.
She needs more, more, MORE.
Yesterday, a mere day after the premiere of her craptastic documentary, Nadya Suleman found herself in court, speaking with a judge about the finances of her children. This court case focused on the money her children would and should receive from such a filming and determine if an independent guardian should be appointment to oversee those funds.
Though Nadya has insisted there is no need for a guardian, anyone who turned her documentary on for five seconds should see that is not the case. When a dirt poor woman, with no job, spends money on a tattoo during a time of financial difficulty, you know she doesn't have a mind for money.
She'll spend those kids' cash faster than you can say "I screwed up my life. I screwed up my kids' lives. … What was I thinking?"
Oh wait, sorry, that's what Nadya said during her documentary.
Yeah, she sound like she is mentally sound enough not to squander whatever money those kids make!
Unless the judge is blind, deaf, and gullible, an independent guardian is sure to be appointed.
Miz Octo-Mom herself was the least watched show last night between the four major networks, pulling in cable type ratings on free TV. Nadya and her litter of children brought in an audience of an estimated 4.2 million viewers for Fox, which is what Kate Gosselin usually gets on a bad night cable-showing of Jon & Kate Plus Eight!
