Now you can! Well, sort of.

L.A.-based sperm bank, California Cryobank, has recently launched a "Donor-Look-A-Likes" service where would-be moms can choose a sperm donor based on their resemblance to celebrities.

Creepy! Yet fabulous!

Apparently actors like Paul Walker and Ben Affleck are at the top of ladies' lists with Brett Favre, Lance Bass and Adam Carolla also generating interest on the bank's online search engine.

Adam Carolla?

Really?

When asked whether the health of the donor should remain the most important aspect of choosing some super sperm, COO of Idant Laboratories, Stephen Feldschuh, says:

"I think in their heads they know the medical history is most important. But ultimately we're all interested in what someone looks like. It's what we do when we're dating or meet someone. I didn't ask my wife her medical history before I decided to marry her."

He makes a valid point, but the bigger question still remains…

Where is R-Patz on this list?!

Now that stuff would go fast!

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We doubt it. But that's what Koko Stanley Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are saying. According to reports, they're wanting to give their son Bronx Mowgli a "normal" life.

“Once you have a kid it’s a little bit different. You’re more protective. You want them to have a normal life, or as normal as possible," said Pete.

We hate to break it to you, but we think you ended that gleam of hope when you named him!

So the burning question is: where do the Simpson-Wentz family plan on moving? They don't know yet, but they have an idea.

Pete goes on to say "We’re going to figure out moving somewhere that’s a little less (public). But we still got to be close enough where we can work."

He also sites the paparazzi as part of the problem, saying "You’re just trying to protect your wife or your kid. It’s just frustrating.”

Well maybe if your wife didn't dress like this and pull shiz like this in public, you wouldn't have a problem.

Just sayin'.

[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]

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Look who we found!

That's little Bronx Mowgli out with his poppa, Pete Wentz.

He's getting so big!

The two were seen spending some quality father-son time at a park in Studio City on Wednesday.

Luckily, Pete remembered to tighten his belt and only showed a tiny bit of his undies!

[Image via JFX Images.]

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We see London, We see France…

We see Pete Wentz's underpants!

The Fall Out Boy bassist forgot to tighten his belt before performing at the Leeds Festival in England on Sunday and showed off his Paul Frank panties for the whole crowd to see!

Luckily Wentz had a human belt (a roadie) at his disposal to keep his shiz covered.

Celebrities, they're just like us!

[Image via WENN.]

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In the past two months, the WWE has allowed their Monday Night Raw show on USA to be used as a promotional vehicle for guest hosts.

The alternative talk show format has been so well received that rotating hosts will continue to appear on the program until the end of the year.

"We wanted a different way to get our product out there and talked about," says Stephanie McMahon, WWE's executive VP of creative development and operations. "Tying us in with celebrities in Hollywood raises our awareness and gets a variety of people talking about us, which is always a positive place to be. Hopefully it will translate to new viewers."

Jeremy Piven was the most recent douche celebrity to interact with the wrestlers to whore out his new film, along with Seth Green and Shaquille O'Neal.

"They have something to promote, and we have the platform they need," says Chris McCumber, USA Network's executive VP for marketing and brand strategy.

Viewership for Raw is up 10% since the hosts were introduced in June - bringing in audiences of about 5.6 million per week.

That's huge for wrestling!

Upcoming talent includes Bob Barker, Rev. Al Sharpton, Nancy O'Dell and LeBron James. Yet,
Pete Wentz, Asslee Simpson, the Osbournes, Danny DeVito, Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa, Jimmy Fallon, Rachael Ray, MC Hammer, Woody Harrelson and Ashton Kutcher are all considering hosting gigs.

We wanna see Pete vs. Asslee in the ring!

[Image via WENN.]

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Are they on the brink of divorce????

Yet another embarrassing moment for the Fall Out Boy rocker because of his wife's hard-pAArtying ways!

First there was the incident where Ashslee Simpson publicly berated Pete Wentz's ex-girlfriend, Michelle Trachtenberg.

Now, to make things much much worse, Ass instigated a fight with her husband on Saturday night, on what was supposed to be his special day!

Wentz had just performed with his band earlier at the Blink 182 concert in Chicago, his hometown show. Then, Wentz went to celebrate the one year anniversary of his bar, Angels & Kings.

Multiple multiple sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Simpson proceeded to get really REALLY drunk - and belligerent!

One of many eyewitnesses we spoke with tells us that Pete was in the DJ booth when Asslee "came up completely wasted and yells at him to leave. They fought, she told him he was horrible in front of a whole group of people and made him leave his own party early. So they make a scene and leave the bar."

Ouch!

What a way to emasculate your man!

Well, Simpson was BEYOND TRASHED. Once outside the bar, she fought with Wentz some more, and after she caught someone taking a picture of her stumbling out of Angels and Kings "she CHASED him down the street and made him erase the pictures."

There are also rumors that the confrontation with the photographer turned violent, but we have been unable to confirm that.

After this "incident", their security hustled Simpson and Wentz back to the corner and their driver picked them up in an SUV.

Is it time for Asslee to go to rehab????

[Image via WENN.]

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Well, sort of.

Brendon Urie showed up at Pete Wentz's bar Angels & Kings in New York City last night for an impromptu show and things got a little….naughty.

Move ahead to the 2:25 mark in the video to see the awkwardness (above).

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Did a secret rendezvous occur between Jessica Simpson and former flame John Mayer on Saturday night????

Well, kinda, sorta.

Mayer was reportedly working late at his studio this weekend when he decided to meet up with J. Simpleton, Asslee and Ken Paves at paparazzi magnet Katsuya for din.

One of Mayer's buddies An "insider" has already squashed any rumors that the two may pick up where they left off.

Says the source, "He said hello and he hung out a little bit but he left separately. He’s really good friends with Jess’ brother-in-law Pete Wentz; he sees Ashlee a lot… It’s not out of the ordinary that he sees them and goes over and hangs out for a while."

Not even one last hookup for old times' sake??? But the meet up does explain why Jess was all smiles as she was snapped leaving the restaurant.

The source adds, "They’ve always been friendly. They’re still friendly, but that’s it."

Booooring!

Let's see if these two keep it "friendly."

[Image via National Photo Group/Image via WENN.]

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Could Fall Out Boy be splitting up?

The band's most famous member, Pete Wentz, took to the internet on Sunday to chat with some FoB fans.

And on a Twitter account, which he created just for the day and later deleted, he released some interesting information to fans.

When one asked "Can we expect a new FOB CD next year?," Pete replied with "I'm not sure. This may be the swan song. But we might have another in us. We'll see."

And to clear up what he meant, Wentz further elaborated in an interview today.

According to Pete,"No, we're not calling it quits, but [we've got] no future album plans right now." Jokingly adding, "We can't quit, we're waiting to get fired."

He also mentioned that:

"I think it's all in context. There aren't any new FOB songs currently because we don't write music just for the sake of it. At the same time, tomorrow maybe we will. We will stop doing FOB when it stops being fun. Currently, we're about to go out on what we think will be a really fun tour [with Blink-182]. All I meant in the [Twitter] statement is that if [Fall Out Boy's single] 'What a Catch, Donnie' was the last statement we made, I would feel content. This was not meant to be some cliffhanger to keep people on the edge of their seats. We adore our fans and I believe everyone will know when it's all over."

Does anyone even remember their last big hit?

Would U miss Fall Out Boy if they split up?

[Image via WENN.]

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