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Medical Marijuana Is Coming To NY! But You Won't Be Able To Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It!

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Big news, everyone!

New York was poised to become the 23rd state to legalize medical marijuana after New York Governor Andrew Cuomo announced this past week that he and other state lawmakers had reached a deal to make it so, but someone might have stolen their thunder

It's still cool! However, there is a caveat. The bill will prohibit smoking marijuana, but rather will apply strictly to edibles, pills, and vaporized marijuana.

The prohibition of smoking the green herb was a major sticking point for Cuomo and his administration.

Here is what Mr. Cuomo said during his historic announcement:

Florida Legalizes Medical Marijuana! But Don't Spark One Up Just Yet…

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Florida has become the 23rd state (24th district if you include Washington, D.C.) to legalize medical marijuana!

Florida Governor Rick Scott signed Senate Bill 1030 into law this week, and he had lots of support behind him. The bill passed 111-7 in the House and 30-9 in the Senate, so clearly Florida's legislators are all dope fiends. JK! LOLz!

Texas Governor Rick Perry Compares Homosexuality To Alcoholism! Says It's An 'Active Choice!'

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Rick Perry thinks homosexuality is a choice and even compared it to alcoholism!

And to think this guy came THIS close to being a presidential candidate!

Texas Governor Rick Perry cause quite a stir recently at the InterContinental Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco (If you're gonna say some awful shizz about the LGBT community, might as well be in SF we guess!) when he was asked whether or not he believed homosexuality was a disorder!

Being the straight shooter that he is, he gave an excruciatingly cringe-worthy explanation as to why homosexuality and alcoholism are more or less the same thing! Wait, WHAT?!

He says:

Scout Willis Isn't The Only One Going Topless! Rumer Is Ready To Free The Nipple Too!

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Scout Willis made waves with her topless protest of Instagram's nudity policy.

And big sis Rumer Willis is joining in on the fight for freedom!

Oregon Governor Rescues A Woman Dying On The Street From Possible Overdose With Life-Saving CPR! Get The Deets Of This Incredible Story HERE!

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No wonder the people of Oregon have elected him as their governor three times!

John Kitzhaber is being credited with saving a woman’s life after he spotted her dying on the street — of what's being reported as a possible overdose!

Governor Kitzhaber was on his way to dinner Monday night when he saw someone trying to resuscitate a person lying on the ground.

The governor ordered his driver to stop and he jumped out of the vehicle and over to the victim! Kitzhaber, a former emergency room physician, then began performing CPR on the unidentified woman until

McDonald’s Shutting Down ALL of Its Crimea Locations Following The Russian Invasion!

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Russia’s attempt to super-size their nation’s borders may have just cost the citizens of Crimea their Golden Arches!

Fast food giant McDonald’s has closed ALL of its franchises in the disputed territory following Russia’s annexation of the peninsula earlier this year!

McD’s explained that the shut downs were due to

The Government Heartlessly Ruins A Beloved Meme Just Like Your Parents Ruined Facebook

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Just like when old people try and adopt something young and hip to 'connect' with younger generations, HealthCare.gov has officially ended the beloved 'Doge' meme, a barely coherent Shiba Inu that speaks in colorful comic sans.

While yes, the fact that they went out of their way to ruin a meme will likely make it go viral, we're willing to bet that it'll have little to no effect on what they're trying to do for healthcare!

In other words, the end of Doge wasn't worth it!

Along with the image (above), they simply posted: