Jimmy Fallon is at it again.

This time, Robert Pattinson is "bothered" by Halloween. We're bothered that it isn't really R-Patz in that tree.

But at least he's in the area now!

Watch and enjoy (above)!

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Robert Pattinson touched down at LAX yesterday, looking all kinds of delicious!

And El Lay gets a little hotter!

Now if only we could get him to shower!

[Image via WENN.]

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They're finally coming home!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were seen officially leaving Vancouver on Thursday afternoon and are making their way to the states.

That means work on The Twilight Saga: Eclipse has officially wrapped!

Now, Robsten has a lot of promoting to do for New Moon.

Are they ready to face Twilighters??

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Set your TIVOs, Twilighters!

It was announced this morning that the Holy Trinity of Twilight will be appearing on The Jimmy Kimmel show November 20th, the day New Moon premieres!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be hanging out on a special New Moon edition of the show. Also slated to appear is Death Cab For Cutie, who will be singing "Meet Me on the Equinox," their lead single from the soundtrack to The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Only 24 days left!

[Image via WENN.]

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We're sure this new clip from New Moon will make many Twihards hate K-Stew more than they already do.

But if it makes you feel better, just tell yourself that R-Patz threw up in his mouth at the end.

Watch the kissing scene (above)!

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Another HIGHlarious cover from OK Magazine!

It seems like only yesterday we were touring the confines of the secret Robsten apartment and reading all the intimate details of their upcoming wedding.

But, now, according to the schizophrenic editor running these stories, Twilight lovebirds costar Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have broken up. Somewhere in the land of tall-tales, K-Stew is a cold-hearted bitch who broke R-Patz's heart.

Tune in next week when Robsten reunites, elopes on a trip to Vegas, and adopts an abandoned alien baby from Uranus!

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At least in department stores!

Want to take Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner home?!

Well, so do a lot of mommies!!!

"We can't keep them in the store. People keep coming in and stealing Rob and Taylor! And it's usually middle-aged women," said a Nordstrom store employee regarding the life-size cardboard cutouts of the Twilight hunks to promote the New Moon fashion line.

And the weird thing is that the witness insists that these cougars are NOT taking them for their kids!!!

Watch out for paper cuts, ladies!

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At least on NBC!!!

Twilight hotties Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and sourpuss Kristen Stewart are scheduled to appear on the Today Show for three consecutive days to promote their movie New Moon.

R-Patz will appear on November 18th, K-Stew will follow on the 19th and TayTay will round out the group on the 20th - the day of the movie's release!

Hope they're tightening security! The fans outside 30 Rock will definitely pull out the fangs!!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Yet another magazine to have Robert Pattinson's glorious face on the cover!

USA Weekend magazine will feature an interview with the sparkly vampire actor in this weekend's edition about the upcoming flick The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Maybe you've heard of it?

Hawtness!

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