Roseanne Barr might get herself thrown in an oven for this stunt, but we have a good feeling that she really could give a shit less.

These are some shots from a recent photo-shoot Roseanne did for HEEB magazine. As one can plainly see, the comedienne is channeling her inner Hitler while baking up some cookies - some "Jew cookies."

Their words! Not ours!

This Hitler Homemaker look will surely garner her a lot of heated attention. Perhaps that's what she was going for?

What do U think of the photos? Insensitive or Ingenious?

PS: We hear Mel Gibson would like a dozen cookies for himself, if she can spare them.

[Photographed by Bradley Meinz]

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Roseanne Barr, usually the kind of uncensored comedian that gets in trouble, took to her blog to send her best to the Jackson children, give her thoughts on his recent death, bash the entertainer's parents, and apologize to Michael Jackson for not reaching out to him soon enough.

There are two separate entries, the first addressing the passing of Jackson and Roseanne's own regret:

"I bet Michael Jackson signed up with those producers because they had the lab that made that diprivan shit. That is supposed to be the one drug no body who is just anybody can get. You have to have five doctors worth of speed in you and anti depressants too in order to get injected and put into a coma with that stuff! That is the stuff they gave to fritzl's granddaughter that shut down all of her organs so that she could heal while asleep. Michael freaks me out in that haunting video of his last rehearsal, he can hardly move at all, but he is giving it everything he's got. He knows this is his very last video, and that there will never be a concert. He knows that the producers will tour it around the world and break several of his never heard songs out this way—he brilliantly leaves this world in his own way. I was given his cell phone number the night before he died and asked to call him and I didn't, I was too afraid–i thought I would wait until shabbat to call him and then he was dead. He wanted to know about meditation, about getting out from under the DID. Michael, I am sorry I didnt call you but I will try to help your kids out by talking about them all the time. Debbie Rowe is welcome to call me and I will help her all I can! "

Then, Roseanne sends her words to the children of the King of Pop, extending a helping hand but warning them of the supposed dangers of living in the Jackson household:

"someone tell Paris and Prince Michael 1 and 2 that they have a granny out here who is like they are and who cares about them very much. Their dad really loved them and he has left everything he had in the world to make sure that they are taken care of. Their dad was a drug addict for many many years. What makes a drug addict is someone who has too much pain in the memory banks. Your dad was tortured and beaten and humiliated as a child by his own parents, and you can never get better once that happens to you. You always have a hole in you. You can try to fill that hole many many ways, but none of them ever work, and they all eventually kill you. The hole can be turned into a pipe and silence which is golden, can fill it. You can choose to feel the pain and release it by meditation. Do not ever use manmade drugs. I wish I could have helped your dad and been his friend. Your dad wanted to give you all the love he had, and he did.

You are jewish, and your dad really loved jewish people and considered himself one of them. He considered that it didnt matter if a person was black or white, rich or poor, Muslim or christian, but that it DID matter if a person was jewish. Your dad believed that the Jewish People would change the world just by changing themselves. This is a very important jewish concept! Your dad would want you to know these things, he was a student of kabballah. kabballah teaches us that the jews need to change themselves, and to do that, they need to accept that they came from africa, from ethiopia, and not from europe!"

Well, that was…interesting.

What do U think of Roseanne's posts?

[Image via WENN.]

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Washed-up comedian Roseanne is angling to head back to television!

Ro has teamed up with former Roseanne producer Caryn Mandabach in the hopes of starring in a new show.

The idea? The outspoken Roseanne would be part of a family comedy where she'd play the leading role.

How original!

The projected has already been pitched to Fox. Jim Vallely from Arrested Development wrote the pilot.

Somehow we just can't picture Roseanne on television anymore. It's not like she has any real acting skills!?

Would U watch her new show?

[Image via WENN.]

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Roseanne says a lot of things. She says a lot of outrageous things and she says a lot of stupid things, and sometimes she says something really insightful.

In her blog Roseanne proposes that Rihanna is part of her own problem because she is just as "violent" as Chris Brown.

According to Roseanne, Rihanna "thinks she has him right where she wants him now. His career is over, and he is working her to help him get it back. She thinks that since he needs her and has shown some contrition, that she can call the shots now. Violent people are control freaks, and she thinks she is in control right now. Violent couples also have passionate make up sex, and that keeps a lot of battered and beaten women hooked. Once she realizes that her fans and their parents are going to write her off completely and end her career as well as his if she stays with him, that might convince her not to do that."

Inneresting!

She adds, "Her publicists and agents and lawyers and producers are all telling her not to risk she and brown's tandem endorsements (they don't care if she lives or dies, as long as they get their money). She is being played and used and isolated from her father. Her greed and her participation in violence, plus not wanting to cross Diddy, who wants her to put her life on the line, are powerful lures to stay in hell with a monster. I hope she lets go of her need to control other people. I hope she thinks about the horrifying message she is sending to young women and young men. She will never survive choosing brown over her dad."

It actually makes a lot of sense!

She might be on to something!

We think that RiRi and Beat Her Down need a session with Roseanne!

[Image via WENN.]

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Roseanne's let loose some fighting words for the not-too-apologetic Chris Brown and his weak statement:

Says the former sitcom star:

chris brown's lies and excuses

make me want to beat the crap out of him…he uses the language of the perpetrator just like every sleazy bastard who ever smacked his wife, kid mother or girlfriend around uses. you dirty bastard, I hope you go to prison for ten years. IT'S YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLE! as for all the mealy mouthed hollywood and music scene chicks that can't bring themselves to condemn a misogynistic bully, let me say this: your time as whores for propaganda is ending, bitches.

She perfectly echoes our sentiments!

[Image via WENN.]

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Former sitcom star Roseanne revealed something WAY personal on The Late Late Show last night.

Ewwwwwww!

Click here to find out her shocking confession.

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One unlucky reader had the bad fortune of running into none other than retired actress Roseanne on Friday night.

And the former shitcom star has a message for U!

Here's what Perezcious reader M. from London has to recount:

"Managed to heckle…err i mean talk to Roseanne Barr in London after Channel 4's Comedy Live Presents: ( a show full of known acts to assault us with various types of 'comedy') .
I asked for an autograph and also asked her about her infamous blogs (and mentioned i was an avid reader of your site, in which she regularly features) and the reply i got was:

'So your a fucking freak too? Gotta love them. Tell Perez to go fuck himself- in the nicest possible way!'"

Awww, she says such sweet thing.

We'd go fuck ourself…with Roseanne's dick! Any day!

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Washed-up comic Roseanne's official website has disappeared!

Visitors to Roseanneeworld.com are greeted with the following error message.

Ha ha ha ha!

Update: It's working now.

Yipee!

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Our favorite drunk blogger, Roseanne, is at it again!

The former shitcom star just posted the following on her official website:

"barak obama

is an empty suit selling "hope" in lieu of Truth. Oprah Winfrey helped to elect Arnold Swartzenegger. I have no doubt that she voted her purse by doing this, as she is a large land owner in California, and that ilk fears Dems because they do not want to pay their "fair share" of Cali tax.

Oprah has given us Swartzenegger and Dr. Phil. If that was not offensive enough to decent thinking people, now she brings us Obama. He has no ideas, no plan and nothing to add other than the cynical pacification of the masses with bedtime stories about hope, while calling Unions "special interest groups" that need to be done away with.

Obama votes with Bush constantly funding this terrible endless war.

Oprah, you play the race card and the gender card too.

You are a closeted republican and chose Barak Obama because you do not like other women who actually stand for something to working American Women besides glamour, angels, hollywood and dieting!

When Americans find out that Obama backs right wing corporate racist anti worker bullshit, they will not vote for him, and the victory will go to the most racist right wing republican ever…. Mccain, who is a fascist!

That the culinary service workers in vegas have promised barak their vote,( he is anti union in his votes) over edwards, who is a pro-union man, just proves how stupid americans are and how they can be tricked so easily by the color of a person's skin…exactly what MLK hated!

Obama doesn't even back reproductive rights for any woman! It is historical that Oprah Winfrey, beloved of women, chooses a flashy man with small credentials over a seasoned woman politician with 35 years of experience…and sells that to the female demographic who look to her for inspiration!"

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