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Comedian Jeffrey Ross' Tasteless Dark Knight Shooting Jokes CUT From Roast Of Roseanne Broadcast!

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We guess impressing the other comics was more important to him than showing some tact for a lot of hurt, suffering people in America right now!

Although Comedy Central's Roast of Roseanne apparently brought some touching and genuinely HIGHlarious moments for the comedienne, there was also a GLARING negative from Jeffrey Ross, who will be censored during the network's airing for cracking a tasteless joke directed at Seth Green, to whom he compared Colorado shooter James Holmes!

In "jest', Jeff said:

Roseanne Gets ROASTED! All The Deets On The Comedienne's Big Night HERE!

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The Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne doesn't air until next weekend, but luckily for us, we don't have to wait until then to hear about all of its LAUGHS OR surprise guests!

That's right, according to sources who were at last night's taping, which was hosted by Jane Lynch, the comedienne's estranged

Roseanne Barr Narrowly Misses Green Party Veep Nomination!

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Roseanne Green Party Nuts Nomination Missed

Well America's days of not taking third-parties seriously are certainly coming to a middle!

Look, we all know a Green Party nominee won't win a national election any time soon. The deck is too stacked against third-parties right now!

That's why we can't understand why party organizers and supporters wouldn't give Roseanne the VP nod!!

Is she qualified to actually BE the Vice President of the United States?

No. Only in comparison to Sarah Palin… but who cares because she was never going to win!!

She was supposed to

Jane Lynch To Be Roseanne Barr's Roast Master!

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Comedic perfection!

We will definitely take a hot, salty slice of some Roseanne Barr roast if Coach Sue handles the carving knife!

Comedy Central has confirmed that fellow comedian Jane Lynch will helm the all-in-good-fun roast of Roseanne, to be taped August 4th for an August 12th premiere.

Jane recently expressed:

Tom Arnold Will NOT Show Up To Roseanne's Roast!

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Tom Arnold Will NOT Show Up To Roseanne Roast

No way, no how!!

Do not even think for a second that Tom Arnold is planning to show up to his ex-wife's upcoming Comedy Central Roast.

From what we can tell, he'd rather be dead than be there!

When asked if Tommy was down to make an appearance at Roseanne's big laughfest, his rep replied: