"I would be willing to if I believe that it's right for the country…I won't close the door that perhaps could be open for me in the future."
That effing door better be shut and padlocked!
Since leaving her position as governor of Alaska, Palin has formed a political action committee, began endorsing candidates in Republican primaries, and as we know published a tome of BS book.
Sexy Sarah delivered the keynote address this past Saturday at the tea party convention which resulted in a question during the Q&A portion about a President Palin in the future. The crowd began to chant, "Run, Sarah, Run!"
Are these people insane?!
Apparently they are as voters in a Republican poll by 4-1 margin believe Sarah could run the country better than Obama. Sarah even still stands by that result saying:
"In the campaign, we tried to bring attention to the fact that Obama had really not a lot of experience. And I do say that my executive experience, as an administrator, as a team manager if you will was…and that hasn't changed.
"I think that President Obama with all due respect, his lack of experience is really made manifest in the way that decisions are made in the White House today. I sure wish that the present tool being used to reform health care would die…What they're working on today there in Congress and the White House, it needs to die."
Whatever, Sarah. She could never actually WIN the presidential election!
While Bristol Palin is busy trying to convince the world that she's a virgin and not a teen mom, her baby daddy and Alaskan douchebag Levi Johnston realized he was out of the spotlight and is attempting to claw his way back in by telling anyone who will listen about what a great dad he is!
Levi talked about the two whole days he's permitted to see his son, Tripp, and how Bristol Palin can barely stand to be around him.
"Saturday is usually the best day of the week for me. It's the day I get to see my son. I'm pumped that I get to see him twice a week. It feels pretty good. You can't dwell on what happened."
"She tells me if something's new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said 'Dad.' [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it. She tells me if something's new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said 'Dad.' [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it."
We doubt it's because you're feuding, Levi - you probably have nothing to say to each other because you two are too effing stupid to string sentences together for any consistent period of time.
And because even when he's talking about his child he has to bring the attention back to himself,
"I think he looks more like me. Everyone I've talked to says he looks more like me. I am trying to get him to play hockey. He's really getting close with trying to grab the stick."
That poor child doesn't have a shot in hell!
Ugh. We like him better when his mouth is closed and his clothes are off. Not that he even looks that great naked. Still and improvement, though.
We'd rather just see Bristol, him and Grandma eaten by polar bears.
Not to anyone's surprise, Sarah Palin is raising eyebrows again! The failed vice presidential candidate used $$$$ from her political action committee to buy thousands of copies of her own book, Going Rogue, and mail them to her donors.
clASSy!!!
"Due to supporters' demand for the national best-seller Going Rogue, Sarah's PAC purchased books and sent free, signed copies to those who donated $100 or more between November 16 and November 25 at noon," said Palin's spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton. "The fundraising tool was wildly successful."
$63,000 of her political fund was spent on her own books and another $8,000 was used to purchase colorful bookmarks that probably feature her self righteous face. Her committee also paid her publisher, Harper Collins, $20,000 to send a personal photographer and another aide along for the book tour.
Palin is not the first d-bag to use donated money to purchase their own product. The Federal Election Commission put up a fight when Joseph Lieberman, the standup gentleman who single-handedly halted the healthcare debate, gave away copies of his memoir, In Praise of Public Life, without taking the royalties off the books his campaign purchased.
So, these two "politicians" have used $$$$$$ that honest people have donated and put it back in their own pockets!
Bristol Palin appeared with her equally well-spoken mom Sarah on the Oprah Winfrey show to promote abstinence before marriage, and the jokes just kept writing themselves.
Watch the HIGHlarious clip as Oprah gives it to Bristol straight up.
We're glad someone is! Girlfriend needs a lobotomy reality check! You have a 13 month old child!
A little late to be playing this card, don't you think?
Bristol Palin, forever to be known as the ultimate Republican knocked-up teen, has decided that she will be virtuous and not have sex again until she is married.
A wise decision, since the last time she didn't follow the Lord's plan, she ended up with a little bundle that constantly cries and wants her attention and a baby!
Interestingly enough, while making her vow of virtue on Oprah today, she also said she wished she "had had more candid talks about having unprotected sex, about having sex before marriage."
Guess you were too busy moose hunting to have "the talk" with your daughter, huh Sarah Palin?
This morning, news broke that Bristol Palin is after child support from her babydaddy Levi Johnston. Never one to miss an opportunity to be in the press, Levi had his lawyer quickly tell the press that he in fact offered Bristol money at one time, but she wouldn't take.
The story goes that Levi had the money readily available for Bristol to have, and suggested that she come to his place to pick them up. What he actually wanted was for her to bring their son, Tripp, so the three of them could spend some time together. Every time he invited her over, she never showed up.
When pressed for why he didn't simply mail the check to Bristol, Levi's attorney said, "Why should he have to do that. He's not dangerous to her."
According to Sexy Sarah's daughter, she's asking Levi Johnson to fork over $1,750 in child support, going all the way back to their son Tripp's birth on December 27, 2008.
Bristol claims the deadbeat dad has made "in excess of $105,000 in 2009 through various media interviews and modeling related activities."
We're guessing "modeling related activities" is a nice way of saying posing for Playgirl.
The teenage mom also says "I have received limited and sporadic financial assistance from Levi" totaling $4,400 over the 13 months that Tripp has been around.
Bristol's request for the moment is temporary support, pending a permanent child support order.
Apparently Sexy Sarah can't move a gossip rag like Brangelinacan!
Palin's pro-life cover story of In Touch Weekly only sold a reported 500,000 copies last week, even though the mag plunked down $100k for the exclusive!
Ouch.
To put it into perspective, the In Touch Weekly issue featuring Brittany Murphy a couple of weeks ago sold close to a million copies!
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