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On Thursday, Alaska's huntress governor and the GOP's former VP nominee, Sarah Palin, visited one of her state's turkey farms to do a ceremonial, Thanksgiving-themed 'pardoning' of one of the birds.

A humane act from a woman who shoots wolves from a helicopter?

We thought we were dreaming!

And, of course, since Sexy Sarah was involved there was a ton of press there to capture all the moments on the turkey farm.

But, after the pardon ceremony, things took a turn for the crazy!

Clueless Sarah decided to talk shop with the reporters in front of some turkey slaughter contraption.

This is not a joke. Turkey heads get chopped off in the background as S.S. Palin talks government stuff!!!!

Click here to check out the video.

Sexy's reality is crazier than made up Hollywood shiz!

Our file of golden Palin moments is bulging!

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On Thursday, Sarah Palin was in our hometown of Miami for the Republican Governors Association Meeting and addressed her peers with a brief speech.

Looks like Sexy Sarah hired herself one of Miami's blowout specialists for her big Association razzle dazzle!

Did she use the Republicans' money for that again????

During her speech she mentioned that it would be good for the G.O.P. to have a woman on board for the 2012 presidential race, "It would be good for the ticket. It would be good for the party. I would be happy to get to do whatever is asked of me to help progress this nation."

We know what you are getting at S.S. Palin!

She's an ambitious one!

[Images via AP Photo/Lynne Sladky.]

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So, what will it take for Gov. Sarah Palin to run for Senate?

Apparently God and the Alaskans.

In yet another new interview, Palin said she would consider serving in the Senate if God gave her the opportunity to do so, and if Alaskans wanted her to.

We bet Palin is praying every night for it.

As for Alaska's current senator, Republican Ted Stevens, even if he gets re-elected in the recount going on now (his race was too close to call), he could be removed by the Senate due to his conviction on seven felony counts of failing to report more than $250,000 in gifts, most of which were renovations on his home.

So if Steven loses his seat, Palin could run for it in a special election. Palin could also challange incumbent GOP Sen. Lisa Murkowski in 2010.

Anything to get her closer to D.C. and being President!

Says Sexy Sarah of her political career, "At this point it is as governor. Now if something shifted dramatically and if it were, if it were acknowledged up there that I could be put to better use for my state in the U.S. Senate, I would certainly consider that but that would take a special election and everything else…. My life is in God's hands. If he's got doors open for me, that I believe are in our state's best interest, the nation's best interest, I'm going to go through those doors."

Palin really seems to love God and her Republican Alaskans.

[Image via WENN.]

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Poor John McCain.

It must be tough having to go out and lie to everyone!

Tuesday night, McCain was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for his first interview since losing the presidential election, and he had some interesting things to say.

Like the fact that McCain believes Sarah Palin didn't cost him the election.

We agree, she probably didn't cost him the entire election, but she was definitely a reason why some MANY people were hesitant to vote for him!

McCain said, "I'm so proud of her and I'm very grateful she agreed to run with me. She inspired people, she still does. I couldn't be happier with Sarah Palin."

He did add, "I could tell you a lot of things that we may have made mistakes on," but never went on to list them.

Mistake #1: Getting tricked into choosing Sarah Palin for VP.

And in reference to anonymous top officials disclosing Palin's outrageous shopping sprees, McCain said, "I think I have at least a thousand, quote, top advisers. A top adviser said? … I've never even heard of … a top adviser or a high-ranking Republican official."

He didn't directly address the wardrobe issue.

McCain then added about Palin, "The people were very excited and inspired by her. That's what really mattered, I think. She's a great reformer."

And when Leno asked if he would run again in 2012 when he'll be 76, McCain admitted, "I wouldn't think so. We are going to have another generation of leaders come along."

[Image via WENN.]

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Sarah Palin is still trying to stay in the public's eye and she's attacking her own political party!

Palin recently spoke to the Anchorage Daily News and stated that she and John McCain lost because the Republican ticket “represented too much of the status quo.”

She continued by saying that it was President George W. Bush's administration that ruined the the GOP brand, adding that it was "amazing" the McCain camp did as well as they did.

We agree. With Palin as his running mate, we're surprised they kept it as close they did for as long as they did!

Palin says, “I think the Republican ticket represented too much of the status quo, too much of what had gone on in these last eight years, that Americans were kind of shaking their heads like going, wait a minute, how did we run up a $10 trillion debt in a Republican administration? How have there been blunders with war strategy under a Republican administration?”

And the intelligent Palin added, “If we’re talking change, we want to get far away from what it was that the present administration represented, and that is to a great degree what the Republican Party at the time had been representing. So people desiring change, I think, went as far from the administration that is presently seated as they could. It's amazing that we did as well as we did.”

She also adds that she was "frustrated" at all the misinformation the media spread about her and her family.

Palin says, “Some of the goofy things, like who was Trig's mom. Well, I'm Trig's mom, and do you want to see my medical records to prove that? And banning books. That was a ridiculous thing also that could have so easily been corrected just by a reporter taking an extra step and not basing a report on gossip or speculation."

So, on to the important question. Will Palin run for President in 2012?

Palin didn't specifically confirm the news when asked, but she did mention that polls often switch.

Saying, “Look how fickle poll numbers are. Look where I've gone, up and down, up and down, even in the state of Alaska the last couple of months. We can't pay attention to those numbers.”

Let's just hope people aren't stupid enough to elect her as a candidate for 2012.

[Image via WENN.]

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She's the gift that keeps on giving!

Ejected VP candidate Sarah Palin opened up to CNN on Friday and slammed McCain campaign advisors for telling lies.

She totally knows Canada is part of North America!

And, of course she knew that Africa is a continent!

Check out the video.

It will make you smile!

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CLICK HERE to check it out.

Thank goodness she isn't the newly elected Vice President!

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More details are being released about Sarah Palin and her sexy ways!

Such as the fact that she once greeted some John McCain staff members by wearing nothing more than a towel.

Hawt!!!

According to Newsweek, "At the GOP convention in St. Paul, Palin was completely unfazed by the boys' club fraternity she had just joined. One night, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter went to her hotel room to brief her. After a minute, Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. "I'll be just a minute," she said."

Very classy, right?

Oh, and remember those reports that Sarah spent over $150,000 on clothes? Well, it seems she actually spent more!

Newsweek also reports that "Palin's shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. While publicly supporting Palin, McCain's top advisers privately fumed at what they regarded as her outrageous profligacy. One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family–clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill."

"Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards. The McCain campaign found out last week when the aides sought reimbursement. One aide estimated that she spent "tens of thousands" more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost. An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books."

Actually, we better see ALL of her outfits being donated or auctioned for charity as reports had previously said.

Shady, Sarah. Shady!

Oh, and even better, it turns out Palin requested to speak after McCain's concession speech yesterday, but luckily campaign strategist Steve Schmidt vetoed the request.

Such an attention whore.

The entire country is better off today.

Well, except for Alaska.

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