This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
In many parts of America, generations of bigotry are finally eroding. Antiquated, narrow ideas are slowly being replaced by tolerance and even, in many cases, full-fledged acceptance.
Well, not on her watch!
A tireless champion of an overrepresented majority burdened by the shackles of guilt that come with entitlement and privilege, Sarah Palin is
hellheckbent on saving Christmas!
No, seriously. JC is the topic of her upcoming book!
We still feel like Liz & Dick should have been at least nominated! LOL!
But, alas, the Golden Globe for Best Miniseries or Motion Picture Made for Television was awarded to Game Change!
Of course, lots of extreme righties and Sarah Palin are gonna be butthurt at the Hollywood Foreign Press for giving the Globe to the kinda-anti-republican HBO movie — but they don't give a shiz!
They're the ones with the statues!
Julianne Moore and co! You totes owned it!
And she said YES…
To filing a temporary restraining order! HA!
39-year-old Texan Michael Cummings also sent Bristol a note reading "I (heart) you" AND was seen hanging around her mother Sarah Palin's home during Tripp's fourth birthday on December 27th.
AND Cummings' MOTHER even called the police warning them
We guess she isn't a fan. Big shocker there, right?
Sarah Palin reached out to, who else?, FOX News and said it was "silly" that Obama had won Time's person of the year, especially since one isn't even sure he is even an actual person!! He could be an alien for all she knows!!
Okay, she didn't say that last remark literally, but she definitely suggested it with her piercing eyes. Just look at those retinas; they STILL want to see a birth certificate!
The best part of this is when Palin says that no one should take Obama's award seriously since after all she was once named a person of interest by Time Magazine, so they obviously don't know what they're talking about.
Ouch! Um, was that a backhanded compliment or insult? And who was it directed to? And when is your reality show coming back?
Ch-ch-check it out by clicking PLAY directly (above) !!!
… with a career counselor?
Ch-ch-check out this HIGHlarious clip from today's episode of Anderson Live (above) in which our fantabulous host begs these ladies of infinite leisure to do actual work for a change!!
In her defense, LiLo did work herself to the point of exhaustion on the set of Liz & Dick but maybe Anderson Cooper feels those moments are too few and too far between!
We know he thinks Bristol has growing up to do!
We just realized how good Sarah Palin looks in a pantsuit because she was not looking her best on Sunday afternoon.
The conservative political figure was spotted shopping in El Lay with her daughter, Willow, while sporting casual attire that looks as if she ripped it right out of Bristol's closet.
We don't know if its the wedges, jeans or off-the-shoulder cropped top, but this is not the Mama Grizzly we're used to seeing!
If there is one thing we can kind of admire about the 48-year-old, it's how good she looks for her age.
Sure, everyone has their good days and bad days, but we know Sarah can do much better than this ensemble!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
Both agencies have teamed up to launch a full-fledged investigation into the matter revolving around the harmless white powder and a note demanding that Bristol Palin be removed from the show.
Sources say the authorities believe this incident could easily be connected to a similar one that occurred in 2010.
[Image via WENN.]