Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Is NOT Pregnant From Sex Tape!!

Farrah Abraham is NOT the father! Oh wait, we did that wrong. LOLz!

Farrah Abraham is NOT the father! Oh wait, we did that wrong. LOLz!

Rupert Everett's wild days are gone, and with them have passed his attraction to sex! Such a bummer! At 53 that's WAY too young not to get revved up by some sexy times!
The gay Shrek star blames it on his indulgent youth — partying, doing drugs, going to raves. Now, all that stuff bores him, annoys him, and SEX is definitely on that list!
Here's what he said:

Well this picture really stinks, LOLz!!!
Breezy can finally put the critics to rest who say he lives his live with his head shoved up his butt, because clearly the talented musician prefers keeping his marvelous melon in between Karrueche Tran's ass cheeks!
Yikes!!
The thorn in RiRi's side posted a salacious and inflammatory pic on Instagram today; it shows Chris Brown getting quite intimate with Karrueche's bare hind-parts!

One thing we do have to admire about Farrah Abraham is her honesty!
The Teen Mom star is letting the world in on all of her dirty little secrets, and some of them are a little bit TOO personal!
During a recent interview, Farrah admitted that she participated in a certain kind of sex way before her porn came out - and she also dropped a bombshell that it happened when she was 15 YEARS OLD!
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She's loving it!
Farrah Abraham definitely seems to enjoy the attention she's received these past few months.
And now she will be able to give back to her sex tape fans. Or at least the fans down in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida!
It has just been announced that the former Teen Mom star will appear at EXXXOTICA South Florida, "the nation’s largest event dedicated to love and sex", from May 31st to June 1st.

Uh oh!
Best not to upset your porn star sex partner unless you want your dirty laundry tumbling out into the open!
James Deen is super upset with Farrah Abraham after she was spotted buying a pregnancy test at her local pharmacy.
And he let loose his frustrations out on the world!
Here's what he recently said:
Say whaaat??
Did that seriously just happen?? LOLz!!
Martha Stewart hit up The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night to promote her new book, Living the Good Long Life: A Practical Guide to Caring for Yourself and Others. While it looked like a fairly hefty amount of material to discuss, Jay quickly cut to the good stuff: SEX!!!
Jay asked how Martha sees men these days, and we’re guessing that Martha was was about to tip her hat to the man and say how seksi Jay looked, but her intended compliment ended up being the ultimate slap in the face!!
Martha addressed Jay as Dave, apparently getting him mixed up with competing late-night show host, David Letterman!!
Or maybe she was just confusing him with one of her online dates, ha!
But it gets better–Leno totes takes the whole thing in stride and…well, just watch the clip above and you’ll see, LOLz!!
Loves it!!!