Oh, Sluttyienna.

You make it too easy!!!

When Vogue asked the homewrecker about her love life, Miller insisted she doesn't spread 'em for just anyone!

She's in it for love!

Cough cough.

Says Sienna:

I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life. I have never had a one-night stand. I'm a real relationship person — contrary to public perception . . . I get kind of emotionally involved very quickly, and I'm not going to spend time with someone unless I love them. But it's not hard for me to fall in love.

What's next?

Telling us she was a virgin up until 6 months ago???

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Spread those legs!

According to reports, Sluttyiena Miller has officially ended her relationship with adulterer Balthazar Getty and moved on to someone more like herself, C-lister Josh Harnett.

The homewrecker reportedly rushed by Hartnett's side during his hopitalization last month and they speak everyday.

A source reveals that “Josh and Sienna have a unique bond. They understand each other and I wouldn’t be surprised if a relationship blossomed.”

The only thing that is going to blossom is a herpes flare up!

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It's amazing what some good makeup can do. Just look at Sienna Miller!

She can go from looking hot like THIS to looking like shiz in the photo above.

Sluttyienna was spotted yesterday arriving at Los Angeles International Airport, looking like she'd smothered some lard on her face.

What, didn't she realized she was going to get photographed? And she didn't even try to cover her face!

Does she really think she looks good like that?

And being a homewrecker just makes her uglier!!!!!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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For the first time ever, Sienna Miller made her debut at London Fashion Week this past weekend.

The 27-year-old and her older sister launched the Twenty8Twelve line in September 2007. It is named after Sienna's birth date, the 28th of December. It's also named after the IQs of the Miller sisters.

Sluttyienna and her sis held their show on Sunday. When the two made their entrance down the catwalk, Slutty seemed a bit too nervous and giggly.

Slutty did say backstage that now was the best time to expand their label.

She added, "This is absolutely the right time for us to grow. The way the economy is right now, if we had stayed as small as we were, we might have struggled to survive. We needed to push the label forward."

Oh, and also at the event to show some support was Sienna's three moms. Her biological mom, former stepmom and stepsister, and her current stepmom along with her dad.

Guess we know where she gets the sluttiness from!

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Sienna Miller is disappointed with the lack of "sisterhood" that she's experienced from other women!

"I've been at war, without a doubt. I've really experienced the judgement of women in the past year. We say we want to be equal, but men don't sit around bitching at each other. There's no sisterhood," Slutty complained to tabloids earlier this week.

Um, hey, Sienna???

In case you've forgotten, you're a serial homewrecker!!!

Your membership with the sisterhood was revoked long ago, ho.

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Sluttyienna can't catch a break!

As we previously mentioned, Sienna Miller has been fired from the role of Maid Marian in Ridley Scott's new film, Nottingham, because Robin Hood himself, Russell Crowe, thought she was too young and pretty for the part.

Her replacement?

According to the Guardian, Academy Award winner Cate Blanchett may be replacing Slutty.

Does that mean that Cate is old and ugly????

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What has the world come to? Is Broadway losing it's cred????

Looks that way! Especially considering that Sienna Miller is set to make her Broadway debut this year.

Who knew she was a good enough actress for Broadway?

The Roundabout Theatre Company has just announced that they will be producing Patrick Marber's After Miss Julie.

The play will be directed by Mark Brokaw and will star Sluttyienna as Miss Julie.

It's set to open this Fall.

Will Miller have the Katie Holmes effect????

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The new documentary The September Issue follows the queen of all fashion mag editors, Anna Wintour, as she pieces together Vogue's September 2007 issue.

To our delight, we'll apparently get to see Anna and the Voguettes rip on their September 2007 cover girl, Sluttyienna Miller.

No one can stand Slut Slut!

According to someone who's seen the yet-to-be-widely-released doc, Anna keeps complaining that Slutty is too 'toothy'. Other staffers are seen worrying that she has too many fillings in her mouth. We bet she's heard that one before!

There's also a scene where editors suggest to Slutty to cut her hair and she ignores the fashion gods, much to their dismay!

The snitch said, "It was funny, but probably not for her (Slutty)."

To top it all off, the doc shows Vogue cutting and pasting shots of Slutty to get the 'perfect' cover pic.

Her head is reportedly taken from one shot and superimposed on another image of her body.

Guess there won't be any more Vogue covers for the homewrecker!

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Sluttyienna Miller had quite the night out!

Thursday, 2 a.m., she was spotted leaving London's Groucho Club a lot worse for wear.

She apparently then proceed to stagger down the street, supported by a Groucho Club staff member, for more merrymaking at Jerry's Club.

Slut Slut didn't leave Jerry's til 3.30 a.m. - via the side door to 'avoid' photographers.

And maybe to avoid being seen with actor Cillian Murphy? Who's MARRIED with TWO KIDS?! Shady! There's just something about those wedding bands that Sluttyienna just can't resist!

Drinking your homewrecking cares away, Slutty?

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