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Relax, Peyton Manning! You're job isn't the jeopardy!! However, there is a chance that Tim Tebow will be joining you as a quarterback in Denver!
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Here they are, folks: the real reasons you watch the Super Bowl!
We've been collecting all the released and leaked ads leading up to the big game, and we've put them all in neat little place for you so you can watch them all!
The only problem is, you're gonna have to work on your acting — you'll need to pretend to be surprised by them in front of all your friends!
First watch one of many Dannon Oikos yogurt ads with John Stamos (above) and THEN, watch 'em all AFTER THE JUMP!!!
We have some good news and some bad news for Tim Tebow!
The good news is he JUST landed a new job! The bad news is it's NOT as a starting quarterback for a NFL team!
However, it's not all bad because we'll still get to see his lovely mug on TV as he's signed on to become an analyst for ESPN's brand spankin' new SEC Network!! But he's not quite ready to close the door on a chance to become a quarterback!
He confirmed the exciting news on Twitter and wrote:
GQ is slinging shade faster than a chimp slings poop and believe us when we tell you everyone is ending up covered in s**t!
The gentlemen's mag just published its list of the 25 Least Influential People of 2013 and you won't likely believe which names made the cut!!!
Color us STUNNED!!!
Speaking of folks who were unfairly royally roasted, we cannot believe they named Prince George!!! What did that cutey patootey king-in-waiting ever do to anyone!?
winner loser, by the way, was former NBAer Dennis Rodman who toured North Korea earlier this year!
Get GQ's complete list…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Is there a way we can sign Tim Tebow to a shirtless contract? Where he sits around, looking like this all day?
Who wouldn’t want to stare at a guy who looks this good?!
Tebow was out in Hawaii over the weekend with his family, and was raising all of the spikes and balls at the beach.
The NFL free agent spent his day surfing, then continued to tan it up poolside.
If this is what he’s doing on his free time, maybe he should just sit this year out. LOLz!
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…or because he has a smokin' hot wife!
Instead, Tim is getting some serious press right now because he's been let go by the New England Patriots after not quite proving his worth during the preseason.
Even though he had signed a two-year contract, his playing didn't impress Coach Bill Belichick enough to keep him on the roster.
But the big news with this now, is what's next for Tim??
He could actually become a free agent and sign somewhere else! So while everyone might think he's dunzo, a little ounce of hope is alive and well…
…but will any team take the bait?
[Image via PNP/WENN.]