This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
We have NOTHING against Arkansas Monthly — for all we know, they could be the finest magazine in all of Arkansas! We do find it a little weird that Tim Tebow is on the cover, though!
Mainly, Tim has nothing to do with Arkansas… except that he's in Northwest Arkansas this month for the Southwest Elite Showcase. Must be a slow news month for the publication!
Whatever! At least he's still pretty handsome AND he has a job!
[Image via Arkansas Magazine.]
Is Tim Tebow done in the NFL?? It sounds like it!
Forget the fact that a year and a half ago he was the only thing anyone could ever talk about when he took the Broncos to a playoff victory over the Steelers — all the media and talk around him has made him virtually un-hirable!
Tebow’s OWN camp believes he has played his last game in the league!
Chuck Norris is a staunch Republican with very conservative views. Tim Tebow is pretty conservative too. Why WOULDN'T we expect Walker Texas Ranger to be a fan??
You KNOW something is going down in the world of football if Chuck Norris has to get involved! LOLz!
Chuck wrote an online column (presumably by round-house kicking his keyboard), and basically outlined the reasons why the Jacksonville Jaguars MUST sign the religious pigskin hurler:
The football star recently topped Forbes' 2013 list of America's Most Influential Athletes, and even though he played as a part-time quaterback behind the Jets' Mark Sanchez, he's still an athlete that Americans can't help but love.
Senior Vice President of Sports for Nielsen, Stephen Master said:
This is all bad!
After being traded to the New York Jets in 2012 from the Broncos, Tim Tebow was recently FIRED, and now he's as free as an agent as they come.