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What a Crazy Face!

Robert Francis, a 31 year old homeless man with a Colgate smile from St. Louis, has been charged with first-degree murder.

Francis was charged Monday with the murder of his cell mate over the weekend, by strangling him to death.

The victim was dead upon arrival at a St Louis hospital.

Both Francis and the victim were arrested on Friday and waiting for their court appearances on Monday.

According to the city's Public Safety Director, Charles Bryson, it is often routine for two inmates to share a cell.

Bryson said, "I don't know if the person snapped, or if there had been an escalation throughout the day." There was no apparent knowledge of any history between Francis and the victim.

"I don't want any death on my watch. Frankly, it's disturbing," adds Bryson.

Attorney John Wallach added, "What we've been hearing is that the justice center is not a safe place. Whether people have to spend hours in there or weeks, the level of support and care, even for people who are in for minor matters, is abysmal."

R.I.P. dude.

That homeless fella needs some serious psychiatric help.

He's about to get it - and lots of it!

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The international press is abuzz about an Austrian woman (named Elisabeth F. by authorities) who was imprisoned AND raped by HER OWN FATHER (called Josef F.).

This went on for 24 years!!!!!

Wait. It gets more disturbing.

According to reports, the woman gave birth to seven children by her father.

Three of the children, now aged 5, 18 and 19, lived in the dungeon with Elisabeth and had never seen the light of day until the eldest was recently taken to the hospital because of a severe illness.

Police said Josef, an electrical engineering technician by training, had told investigators how to enter the basement dungeon through a small hidden door, operated by a secret code which only he had known.

WTF?????

According to Elisabeth, Josef had lured her into the basement of the block where the family lived in Amstetten, Austria, on August 24th, 1984, and allegedly drugged and handcuffed her before locking her up in the dungeon. A police spokesman said she was "psychologically extremely disturbed", but her version of events was "completely believable".

Elisabeth's disappearance in 1984 was treated as a teenage runaway case.

Elisabeth's mother, Rosemarie, who lived in the family home with her father, supposedly did not know their daughter was being held captive in the home dungeon and sustaining the alleged abuse.

Click here to read more about this disturbing case.

Too crazy!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Crazy Tricia Walsh-Smith has made a new video!

Tricia is that hag who is divorcing her rich, much older husband and made a scandalicious YouTube video about it!

Viagra and porn anyone???

Well, now she's just DESPERATE with this new vid, especially because she is calling HERSELF a "YouTube Superstar."

Pathetic!

Thankfully, Tricia's theater mogul hubby has an iron-clad prenup.

She deserves everything she's NOT getting!

Click here to watch Walsh-Smith's newest vid.

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If there's one thing we appreciate about Lily Allen is that she likes to speak the truth.

The Smile singer is coming out of the closet as….a great cocksucker. No joke!

According to reports, on Wednesday night Allen hit up fancy sushi joint Nobu in London with her lil' bro, Alfie, and then announced to a group of photographers assembled outside the restaurant that she has a 'really good mouth" for and is the 'best in London' for…blow jobs.

Hey boys from across the pond — any of you been treated to the Lily special?

Do tell with detail, please!

When the music career fails, it's nice to know she has another job to fall back on!

[Image via WENN.]

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"N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows"

Poor cow! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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'Missing' That's So Raven alum Orlando Brown has been found.

He's alive!

Brown was reported missing on Wednesday. He'd been gone a whopping 24 hours.

In a statement, Orlando apologizes for shutting down his usually open lines of communication and says that he "felt a little lost and just needed to get away." THEN, he goes on to rant about entertainers gettin' no respect sometimes and how he felt totally dissed cause he was dropped to be the opening act for some musician.

Awww…who was the big meanie that hurt your feelings?

We're glad he's OK but find the whole thing to be annoying at the same time.

Smells like publicity stunt to us.

What do U think?

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Police in Kinshasa, Congo, have arrested 13 suspected "sorcerers" of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises, after a wave of panic arose and attempted lynchings which were triggered by the witchcraft.

For reals, y'all!

Reuters is reporting it!

Reports of snatching penises is not uncommon in West Africa, where there's still a strong belief in traditional religions and witchcraft. There are often ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts.

Some residents accuse a separatist sect from Bas-Congo of being behind the penis robberies in revenge for a recent crackdown of its members by the government.

Penis robberies!!!!!

Rumors of the penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa. Citizens were calling in to radio talk shows to seek advise. Citizens were told to beware of passengers next to them in public transportation, wearing gold rings.

Somebody's gonna snatch your cock on the metro!

There are supposedly 14 victims so far who claim that the sorcerers touched them, and their penises shrunk or disappeared! They claim it is an attempt to extort cash in return for a cure.

Uhm, right.

Local police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, said in a recent interview, "You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. You see them covered in marks after being beaten."

Oleko continued, "I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke, but when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'."

Apparently, something similar happed over 10 years ago in Ghana, when 12 suspected penis robbers were beaten to death by angry mobs.

But residents are still claiming it's real. Alain Kalala, a local citizen, said "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny."

Unless it was tiny to begin with?

[Image via WENN.]

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Artist Gregor Schneider has German politicians and art curators up in arms, according to reports.

He's been actively searching for a terminally ill person to feature in his new exhibit.

The volunteer would spend his/her dying hours in an art gallery so the public can 'admire' the way some light plays on the flesh of a person gasping for the last breath.

Just like Abortion Girl's 'art' - we think that Schneider's death exhibit is just plain WRONG!!

An influential German gallery owner Beatrix Kalwa spoke for many German curators who rule out the idea of giving space to Schneider’s exhibit.

She says, “Existential matters like death, birth or the act of reproduction do not belong in a museum. There is a fundamental difference between portraying these acts in an art form, and showing them in actuality.”

Well, we would be okay with seeing people having sex in a museum!

[Image via timesonline.co.uk.]

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The Singh family of Meerut, India, think they have the biggest baby in the world.

At 10 months old, their son Karan is 3 feet 2 inches tall and weighs about 49 pounds.

Holy shit that is some 'baby'!!!

And, by the way, that really tall person holding the child. That's his MOMMA!

Svetlana (pictured on the right holding Karan) is not surprised that her 'baby' is so hefty. She's one of the tallest women in Asia, measuring 7 feet 2 inches.

Karan eats about 20 times a day.

Do any of your babies out there measure up?

Karan's parents should enroll him in a basketball class once he starts walking. There's loads of money to be made in the NBA!

[Image via Metro UK.]

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