We hope she's on something because there is no other excuse for this!!!

In the wee hours of Thursday morning, Tila Tequila stripped naked and continued on a crazy ass rant about everything from her clean yoni (as demonstrated in a tampon removal) to her haters and topped it off with a little masturbation session!

And bitch pulls out a gun!!!

She ranted:

"I am an angel … because I am here to save the world with my army," said Tila. "People call me an attention whore .. or whatever … but excuse me I'm a grown ass woman and I'm confident in myself …I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing … that's why I'm a lesbian … I was born naked … anybody who is against that is gay and in denial."

WTF?!

Although, it might be the last time she pulls this shiz!

"This is the last time I'll ever be on ustream ever again," claims the reality whore.

Don't make promises you can't keep!!!

CLICK HERE to watch the insanity for yourself!

Warning: not for the weak of heart!

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You know you're in trouble when you injure the bride!!!

Although she was not a legit pole dancer, a very drunk wedding guest climbed up on a tent pole and brought down house - literally!!!!

Watch the video (above) and be happy that it wasn't you!

Warning: beware of blood!

Update: Rumor has it that this video may have been staged!

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Is safe sex the solution to global warming????

The U.N. Population Fund announced on Wednesday that they will be distributing free condoms because they've noted that "women with access to reproductive health services… have lower fertility rates that contribute to slower growth in greenhouse gas emissions."

Now that we think about it… it makes sense!

The U.N. are hoping the widespread condom distribution will put a cap on the extreme growth in population the world is experiencing - which, according to statistics, will grow from 6.2 billion to 9.2 billion by 2050!

"As the growth of population, economies and consumption outpaces the Earth's capacity to adjust, climate change could become much more extreme and conceivably catastrophic," the U.N. stated in their report.

Safe the Earth and wrap it up!

[Image via WENN.]

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SICK!

Chinese chefs have come up with a way to keep a fish alive while deep frying it! It even keeps trying to breathe while waiting to be eaten and people pick at it!

Watch the stomach-turning video above!

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This is horrifying!

A child in Minneapolis was checked into a hospital last week after having been found sucking on a ball of cocaine that he picked up on the floor of his daycare center!

WTF?!?! This place needs to invest in some age appropriate toys!

The staffers noticed the 13-month-old boy sucking on the foreign object and immediately ran to his side to investigate. The cocaine was wrapped in some sort of plastic covering and the staff believes he found it in the infant room. Luckily, the boy never broke the seal around the ball, so he never was exposed to the drugs, though he was taken to the hospital anyway to make sure.

Thank goodness, because not only was it drugs but it was on the dirty floor! Yuck!

The daycare center is now checking it's entire staff with random drug testing and had the entire center cleaned and sanatized before allowing the children to return. No charges have been filed, as there is no way of knowing who the drugs belonged to, but the center is reviewing the names of the limited number of individuals who filter through the building everyday.

This is awful! We hope they catch whoever did this!

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Not only is famed babydaddy and lingam-flasher Levi Johnston planning on writing a memoir, but his ultimate goal is for it to become a movie.

“I would play myself,” says the douche.

But, don't get too outraged! He hasn't finished writing it, found a title or a publisher. Plus, we're not even sure he knows how to read!

He's got a lot going on with all these “really big projects” in the works! So much so, that he doesn't even have time to knock someone up and take advantage of their family find a girlfriend.

“Right now I’m really not looking for a girlfriend,” says Levi. "When the time comes, obviously I want someone smart. I don’t want no ditsy girl. I don’t need a high-class woman.”

WOW!

And we're sure there's no college in his future! He don't need no schoolin'!

[Image via WENN.]

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We knew something was going on!

After those creeptastic pictures of Sammy Sosa hit the web everyone's been wondering what the fuck is going on with his face.

On Wednesday the former Cubs player finally explained the reason behind his whiter appearance saying: "It's a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin some."

Some!? We think it's done a little bit more than some! Try a whole lot!

Sosa's also using the bleaching cream as a moisturizer and is reportedly in talks to market it.

After seeing these pictures, we think it may be a tough sale to hawk it as just a moisturizer!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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At least that's the prescription for thin from Elizabeth Hurley!

The model/actress reveals that she has given up coffee and wine for the more potent variety - vodka!

"I don't miss having a glass of wine because I've switched to vodka," said the hawt momma. "I don't really like vodka that much but if I'm at a party I have a small one with a lot of fizzy water and a huge squeeze of lime. Initially it's like medicine but I've got used to it now."

Is the trick that you're so crunked you forget to eat?!

"I used to drink an awful lot of coffee, but I was told after the age of 40 you have to be careful with coffee and wine," continued Hurley. "Apparently, that can be one of the reasons older women get bloated around their stomach."

But, the vodka may just be there to numb herself from hunger!

Following the birth of her son, she once admitted to only eating one meal a day and often going to bed hungry. But, she does not forget to treat herself! Her indulgences include a single square of organic chocolate or one tablespoonful of ice cream!

Ugh! We need a drink!!

[Image via WENN.]

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LOLs!

What an eyeful!

CBS correspondent Debbye Turner Bell got a golden shower on The Early Show this morning courtesy of a beaver marking its territory!

Check out the HIGHlarious video above!

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