How the hell did it get in there?!?!

A large, black BAT made an impromptu appearance at the Spurs vs. Kings game on Halloween night!

While most people were damn scared of the animal, Manu Ginobili didn't sweat it. In fact, he swatted it right out of the sky!

Whoa!

Check out his quick moves on the court (above)!

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Stoopid!

A warehouse fork lift driver in Moscow was drinking on the job.

BIG mistake!

Watch the insane video above as he drives directly into shelves stocked with $150,000 worth of vodka and cognac!

Miraculously he only suffered a leg injury!

And he's probably unemployed!

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Poor Marilyn!

No one wants to be buried next to the silver screen legend!

As we previously mentioned, the crypt above Monroe's at Westwood Village's Memorial Park went up for auction 10 days ago, but not a single bid was placed!!!

That's what happens when you request millions upon millions for a crypt!

The family is now said to be "weighing their options" on what to do with the multi-million dollar crypt.

Someone get these folks in touch with Lindsanity!!

That is if they're willing to accept stolen clothes and cigarette butts as payment!

[Image via AP Images.]

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This is an interesting way to appeal to the kiddies!

The UN has named Tinkerbell the "Honorary Ambassador of Green" to promote taking good care of the environment. She's the first cartoon character to be given such an honor!

Kiyo Akasaka, Under-Secretary-General for Communications and Public Information says:

"We’re delighted Tinker Bell has agreed to be our Honorary Ambassador of Green. This beloved animated character can help us inspire kids and their parents to nurture nature and do what they can to take care of the environment.”

Kinda cute (and kinda silly)!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Introducing…the McNuggetini!

Featured in the book This Is Why You're Fat: Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks, this vomitous creation consists of chocolate milkshake mixed with vodka, rimmed with barbeque sauce and topped off with half a chicken nugget!

Hope you're hungry!!

[Image by Leah Hardstack]

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This brings the LOLs!!!

Juanita Black turned 105 this week and her granddaughter Amy took her to a Houston male strip club to celebrate. When asked what she thought about it, Juanita grinned and said: "I liked it!"

'Attagirl, you're never too old to appreciate a nice peen!

CLICK HERE to watch the HIGHlarious video!

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What an interesting cake!

Creepy, yet fairly impressive!

Alec Baldwin's daughter, little pig (his words!) Ireland, decided that a plain old sheet cake just wouldn't do for her birthday this year. Instead, she requested and received this sugary replica of Lil' Wayne's head!

The piece is completely edible, with chocolate sunglasses and our personal favorite, licorice dreadlocks.

All that is missing is the the lollipop prison cell!

How does one even know where to begin eating this thing?

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Well, that's too bad because you're gonna get it!

The most infamous musical flop in the history of the Great White Way, Carrie, is being revived!

The show only ran for five performances in 1988 but set a new standard for Broadway campiness and lost $8 million!!!

Jeffrey Seller and Kevin McCollum, whose credits include Rent, Avenue Q and West Side Story, are the producers behind bringing the horror to the stage. And, next month, they will be putting on a six-figure workshop of the musical based on the Stephen King novel about a teenage girl with telekinetic powers.

Hopefully, they won't be making the same mistakes as the first production. The sets (a high school gym that resembled a Greek temple) and costumes (teenagers in white togas) better go! Not to mention, no one needs a musical number with boys dressed in leather slaughtering pigs!!!

According to the original director, Terry Hands, he was convinced that Carrie should be played as a Greek tragedy.

"I made some mistakes with the show," said Hands. "I thought it was a Greek tragedy. I was wrong. It was a Roman tragedy."

Yeah, that was it! Problem solved!

Would U dare to see Carrie?!

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This is crazy!

A great white shark was discovered in Australia that had been bitten in half by another shark that's suspected to be up to 20 feet long!

Beachgoers are encouraged to stay out of the water since the massive shark could still be lurking in the waters.

Watch above to see the damage!

Scary!

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