However, Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend showed up two hours late — and when he did, onlookers described him as "completely out of it," spending the majority of the time texting and talking to his entourage.
And the award for best prank video ever goes to (opens fake envelope)… Mark David Christenson. By a landslide. Like seriously, we didn't even need to open the fake envelope in the first place.
That's right, in case you missed it, Mark, along with YouTube's New Media Rockstars, decided to walk through Hollywood on Oscars night with a very convincing fake Academy Award, and a very sharp tux.
Needless to say, checkpoints guarded by security were easily passed, free food was eaten, free drink was imbibed, and free condoms were gifted, which just goes to prove that yes, if you do win an Oscar, for one night you basically can do whatever you want.
Yes, like The Purge.
Mark's ballsy night out has since gone viral, and has accrued over a million views in just two days.
We were lucky to have an EXCLUSIVE interview with Mark, and ask him some questions about his epic night.
For those of you who collectively gathered your jaws from the floor when you saw Mark get past security outside of the Dolby Theater, know that Mark tried his darnedest to get inside: