
By the sparkling sea-spork of Poseidon, we never!!
Someone PUH-LEAZE type Joshua Jackson's address into our GPS because Diane Kruger just revealed the cute-as-kittens couple are, for all intents and purposes, nudists!!!
Much to his shock and "aww s**t," the 34-year-old actor's glorious German partner told cameras that her summer secrets for cooling down include frolicking in the NUDE and frequent SKINNY DIPPING sessions in their secluded home's pool!
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TIME cover girl Angelina Jolie's last 24 hours have been ah-mazingly hectic, but life, as always, must go on!
Cameras caught her partner Brad Pitt aimlessly roaming the grounds of Paramount Studios today, almost as if he were one of the zombies from World War Z!
Dressed in black clothes and aviator sunglasses that deprived us from seeing his beautifully brilliant eyes, the master thespian was undoubtedly anxious to stay busy with filmmaking concerns instead of the press surrounding Angie's health issues!
The brilliant & beautiful actor — who turns FIFTY this December — wore a casual ensemble, but looked delightfully delicious as always.
His Maleficient magnificent lady love revealed last night that she underwent a double mastectomy.
She went public with her story to assist other women afflicted with similar health concerns!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Chris Evans gives 'arm candy' a whole new meaning!!!!
Don't his rippling muscles just look good enough to eat!??!? Or lick, or bite, or suck, or whatever!!!
Chris and co-star Scarlett Johansson were spotted once again on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier just recently, and their looks have officially surpassed patriotic boner-hood and moved into the realm of patriotic EXPLOSIONS!!
Like fireworks, you dirties!!
Actually no, you caught us! We were totes referring to the other kind of explosion, LOLz!!
These two seriously make us love America, ha!!!
Check out some recent pics of them on set! (below)
[Image via Splash News.]
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It's a bird… It's a plane… It's Henry Cavill flying into LAX!
The 30-year-old actor was spotted strolling through the terminal yesterday in a white t-shirt, jeans, and flip-flops. We bet he dressed casually so everyone would think he was actually Clark Kent, LOLz!!
Sadly, the super-heroic hottie wasn't wearing tights and didn't use his alien superpowers to fly from Boston to El Lay faster than a speeding bullet — he took a passenger airplane like the rest of us!!
Still, the perfectly chiseled crime fighter looked out of this world!!
Man of Steel opens June 14, but for now you can feast your eyes on more pics of Henry (below)!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Several fantasies are being fulfilled at once!
Cameras are finally catching early glimpses at the cast of X-Men: Days of Future Past and — SPOILER ALERT — comic book comically huge bonerz are-a-poppin'!
Director Bryan Singer just tweeted one pic of James McAvoy in character as Professor X.
The brilliant British actor, who wears a scruffy beard and a charming smile, looks super seXXXy in his '70s garb!!
And Hugh Jackman as Wolverine??? EVEN HOTTER!

Being Playboy Playmate of the Year is no walk in the park!
You don't just show up, get naked, and 'viola!' you're hot enough to earn the title! Sometimes you gotta fight for it. And sometimes being "hot" means literally!
Raquel Pomplun had a 103 degree fever when she did her playmate spread! Holy shizz!
Here's what she said:

Praise be to those who are in charge of security over at The Townies, cause they obviously don't mind letting a few papz hang around to take TONS of pictures of the perfect human speciman that is Zac Efron…
And MY have we been treated to many an eyeful of his golden, Greek God-like frame, LOLz!
In this latest set of Zefron Townies pics, we see the Once and Future Hollywood King getting sweaty while playing with giant, plastic exercise ballz. YUM!
And what's this?! Do we spot another set of ballz in this picture? Perhaps a pair of MAN ballz that are not-so-carefullly tucked away in them sweat pants?! LOLz!
Zac was also seen chilling with his on-screen frat bros (Dave Franco, Christopher Mintz-Plasse).
Ch-ch-check out the most recent ZEXY Townies pics (below)!
[Image via WENN.]