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Oh Hello There, Mark Wahlberg's Peen — You Look Happy To See Us!

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Mark Wahlberg

*tilts head*

Ted 2 actor Mark Wahlberg was spotted out and about in El Lay on Friday sporting something a little… extra in his pocket.

Photos: Celebs Who've Gone Commando

Is the 44-year-old stud the next commando obsession a la Jon Hamm??

We don't mind it — but we wonder what wife Rhea Durham thinks!


[Image via FameFlynetpictures.]

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Cristiano Ronaldo Is The First Person To Win FOUR Golden Boot Awards! Celebrate With SeXXXy Shirtless Snaps Of The Soccer Star!

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You NEED these photos of Cristiano in your life!

Cristiano Ronaldo is literally soccer's golden boy!

On Tuesday, the 30-year-old won his FOURTH Golden Boot award! But that's not enough… He says he wants to win at least two more!

The Real Madrid star was given Europe's version of the honor — the European Golden Shoe — for being the number one goal-scorer in the continent's domestic leagues! No other player has taken home that trophy four times!

This past season, the famous father racked up 48 goals in 35 Spanish league matches. In fact, Cristiano became Madrid's highest scorer of all-time last month, having accumulated 324 points!

Photos: Drool Over These Pics Of Cristiano Shirtless!

And what better way to celebrate such an AB-mazing athlete than with a series of shirtless snaps?!

Honestly, the Portuguese forward should be recognized for sharing the most skintillating shots we've ever seen! Don't believe us? Fine! Just ch-ch-check out all the seXXXy pics (below)!

You WILL start drooling, though, so you might want to keep some tissues handy! You're welcome.

CLICK HERE to view "Cristiano Ronaldo — SeXXXY & Shirtless!"

CLICK HERE to view "Cristiano Ronaldo — SeXXXY & Shirtless!"

CLICK HERE to view "Cristiano Ronaldo — SeXXXY & Shirtless!"

CLICK HERE to view "Cristiano Ronaldo — SeXXXY & Shirtless!"

CLICK HERE to view "Cristiano Ronaldo — SeXXXY & Shirtless!"

[Image via DyD Fotografos/Future Image/WENN.]

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Drake's Washboard Abs Are The Best Thing You'll See All Day — You're Welcome!

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Oh snap!

Rapper-turned-heartthrob Drake has been getting in some serious shape as of late and we definitely don't hate it!

Photos: 21 Times Drake Proved The Thirst Was Real With His Sexiest Instagram Shots!

We're not sure if we need to thank his new love Serena Williams for the transformation, but we hope the 28-year-old continues to keep us updated on his seXXy bod via Instagram!

In his most recent snap posted on Sunday, Champagne Papi took a shirtless mirror selfie, wearing nothing but camo sweats and Supreme boxers.

Without further ado, see the pic we will be daydreaming about for the rest of the day (below)!

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The Affair Kicks Off Season 2 With Some Full Frontal Male Nudity! Find Out Whose Peen You Could Have Seen!

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The Affair was one of the most critically acclaimed new shows this year, even winning a Golden Globe for Best Drama!

On Sunday night, the Showtime series returned for season 2 with even more drama, and a lot more peen!

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Season two finally introduces us to two more POVs — that means we'll get a lot closer to Helen (Maura Tierney) and Cole (Joshua Jackson)!


While we have to wait until episode two for Cole's, the second half of the premiere episode introduced Helen's POV — which started with a steamy bedroom scene!

Helen was hooking up with

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