All those smoldering looks and wind blowing in their hair. SWOON.
We just can't.
Ch-ch-check out the music video for it…AFTER THE JUMP!
We’d like a ride on that big hard thing between his legs too!
David Beckham had the perfect cure for his case of the Mondays: a little joyride around Los Angeles on his motorcycle.
The seksi soccer star suited up in his leather ensem — mmmm, leather — and headed out on his mission to make everyone who saw him extra horny!
After years of sit-ups and crunches and rubbing themselves down with oil to stay looking super seXXXy, it has all come down to this - the FINAL round of the Shirtless Celebrity Showdown!
Two men enter. One man leaves.
Left: JoeMan barely squeaked by Chris Evans in the last round of the tournament, but sometimes it's not the size of the victory that counts, it's how willing you are to dip it in honey and smack us in the face with it.
Right: We'll be honest, we didn't expect Ian to make it this far, but clearly the blood-sucking beauty's super loyal fan base cannot be stopped. Are they strong enough to take on a wickedly hot werewolf, though?
Ugh. We don't know!!
This is just like the ending to Twilight, except we don't have to worry about anyone creepily imprinting on an underage girl!
Ready to crown the hottest half-nekked man in the history of the world?!?!?!
Cast your vote…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Did you think Andy Cohen was just born with those washboard abs?
Um…noes! Our boy has to werk and werk HARD for that bod!
The Watch What Happens Live host was doing a strenuous exercise sesh on the beach in Miami this weekend with an equally buff
Did someone call a mover?
Liam Hemsworth sure didn’t because he can lift just about anything on his own!
The 24-year-old actor was spotted leaving a Studio City storage facility on Friday, and he was looking yummy!
Opting for a sleeveless shirt, the awesome Aussie had everyone drooling over those perfect biceps. And this was just his regular, everyday outfit!
[Image via National Photo Group.]
Ooh! Ahh! Meep! Give us a moment, we're swooning, LOLz!!
OK, all better now!
If you're a Directioner, or if you know any Directioners, or if you accidentally typed "Need directioners to the Olive Garden" into your smartphone, then you're well aware that 1D is about to embark on a huge-ass world tour!
In what promises to be the most grandiose global trek the world has seen since Marco Polo returned from the Far East with spices, silks, and a fun backyard pool game, One Direction's Where We Are tour kicks off later this month in South America!!!
Their first gig is in Colombia less than three weeks from now, so you can bet your Bogota-made boots that they've already started rehearsing!
See a few fab pics of all of your favorites…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
William H. Macy is an absolutely incredible actor. He's so talented, we're always mesmerized by him on the screen.
But this time was different… this was unexpected. He was at the beach in Kauai, a beautiful Hawaiian island, and we were mesmerized by his body!!
He was just relaxing on the beach, playing in the sun and sand with
Looking good boo boo!
Life goes on as usual for this seXXXy certified hottie!
The That Awkward Moment star obvi looks perf as usual as he walked down the street with his AH-Mazing arms flexed for all to see!
Sigh, we could just look at him all day!!
Hope you found the best guitar money could buy, Zefron! We'll be waiting for you to come serenade us. ;)
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]