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News Anchor Takes Moment On Air To Announce He Only Has Months To Live! His Strength Is Incredible!

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Dave Benton is a TV news anchor in Illinois and he's been fighting brain cancer.

Sadly, his doctors told him his brain tumor had grown too large for radiation or surgery: He only has months left to live.

So during a newscast, he broke the news to the viewers he had been with for years, saying he's staying strong and even trying a new treatment.

The treatment isn't about

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Man Caught Hiding NEEDLES In Meats At The Grocery Store! His Scary Confession Is Unlike Anything You’ve Ever Heard!

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The needle nightmare is finally over at one Illinois grocery store.

It took the help of the FBI to track down the man who for months had been sticking sharp sewing needles inside of packaged meat at the Belleville Shop ’n Save!

Authorities say 68-year-old Ronald Avers had been doing this for well over a year before they caught him in the act this week. He’s now under arrest, charged with seven counts of

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Disgusting Illinois Representative Keith Farnham Charged With Trading Child Pornography: "Twelve Is About As Old As I Can Handle"

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If these allegations are true, this guy is straight pond scum.

An Illinois Representative and retired Navy veteran Keith Farnham stepped down from his government post last month, and cited health concerns as the reason. At the time he said:

"I have been battling serious health issues for a number of years, and the coming months will require my full attention."

What he failed to mention however that his health issues were of the mental sort, and his house had actually been raided a week before his March 19th resignation. Since then Farnham has been charged with trading child pornography on his personal computer and his work computer.

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Two-Year-Old Kid Gets Cut By Razor Blades Glued All Over His Playground! Who Would Do This?!?

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You have to be a real sicko to do something like this!

Parents in East Moline, Illinois were shocked to see about a dozen razor blades glued onto the playground equipment at Millennium Park!

Unfortunately this dangerous crime wasn’t discovered until after the sharp metal pieces actually

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Jimmy Fallon Takes The Polar Plunge To Raise Money For The Special Olympics!

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While you were busy watching the Oscars wrapped up in a nice warm blanket in the comfort of your home, Jimmy Fallon was jumping in a freezing cold lake in the middle of the winter!!

The hilarious late night host made his way to Chicago yesterday to participate in the annual Polar Plunge and took a dip in Lake Michigan to help raise money for the Special Olympics Chicago!

Jimmy did his best to dress warm for the occasion as he opted for his trademark suit and tie instead of a Speedo, but it doesn't look like the extra layers did him any good! Based on his facial expression and the fact that there's snow everywhere, we're guessing it was pretty darn cold!!

We hope Jimmy got his hands on a nice big cup of hot chocolate afterwards! He deserves it!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Illinois Passes Marriage Equality Bill, Will Become 15th State To Legalize Same-Sex Unions! Hooray!

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The "s" in Illinois may be silent, but it's freedom loving people are not!

Thanks to a recent march on the State Capitol by its freedom loving citizens, Illinois will become the 15th state in the Union to have legalized same-sex marriages!

The state Senate passed the wonderfully awesome marriage equality bill earlier this afternoon and it's is expected to be signed into law by Governor Pat Quinn soon!

Rep. Ann Williams voted to support the measure. She explained her decision:

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Google Satellites Discover Christian Science Church Is Actually Giant Brown Dong! See It HERE!

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Meanwhile, in space…

We loved Gravity, but now we almost wish the plot centered around two good-looking astronauts — still played by George Clooney & Sandra Bullock — who discover Earth's giant chocolate peen while doing their space walk! Maybe it causes them to laugh so hard that they use up all of their oxygen and nearly perish!

Because, as it turns out, this big brown space sausage is actually a thing!!!

The religious elders who approved an architectural plan of a Christian Science building in Dixon, IL — get it? Dixon? Take your time, we'll wait — probably had no idea that their pretty little building would wind up looking like a perfectly proportioned replica of Wesley Snipes' enormous ebony penis (scaled 14:1) when viewed from space!

Unfortunately, a lack of foreskin foresight on their part doesn't prevent Google's satellites from picking up an aerial (money) shot of the biggest boner in all of Illinois!

Or maybe they knew precisely what they were constructing all along! Perhaps this is an offering to a benevolent God that knows the value of a good vomiting cobra when He or She sees one!

Either way, they even thought to include a thicket of pubic hair-esque shrubbery!

Oh, life! Sometimes UR too good to be true!

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