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Move Aside 50 Shades! Dinosaur Erotica Is Real And It's T-Sexy!

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Make room, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele!

T-Rex coming through! And he's bringing his little pal, Velociraptor, too!

In case you're completely over whips, paddles, and Red Rooms of Pain, we have the perfect alternative for you, and it includes DINOSAURS. We'd like to imagine it's just Jurassic Park fan fic involving a lot of interesting sex positions with Jeff Goldblum, but alas, it's actual real erotica involving the extinct creators…

A short erotica story, named Taken By The T-Rex, by co-authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen, have been taking the "monster sex" section of erotica by storm. (And yes, that's a real thing!)

And, in case you're not convinced yet, just look at some of the very positive reviews on Amazon! It's like garden feast for a Brachiosaurus! You know, cuz they're herbivores, and all.

One review even succinctly says the story was "not relatable," however very "accurate":

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Britney Spears Is A Coca-Cola Gal! Sorry, Pepsi!!

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Back in 2001, Britney Spears struck up a HUGE $8 million deal with Pepsi and made some of the greatest soda commercials mankind has ever seen!

However, the picture marriage eventually came to an end with they found out the pop singer had eyes lips for their main competitor in Coca-Cola and they split for good!

Well it sounds like she has officially moved to the warm embrace of Coke's arms, and it's been working out pretty well for her financially!

According to her investment portfolio (which was somehow uncovered during her conservatorship case), Brit Brit has invested some serious dough into

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Kate Gosselin's Cookbook Pre-Sales Are So Bad She's Gone Back To Couponing!

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Kate Gosselin's cookbook, Kate Gosselin: Love Is In the Mix , was supposed to help get back to her life of luxury and fame, but….

It looks like that won't be happening, as the pre-order for the book on Amazon JUST cracked the top 100 on Amazon's most popular books list.

Wait, that isn't right. It's actually #16,359 as of the writing of this article!

For a book that's coming out on September 24th, that is NOT a good sign. This is despite Kate tweeting regularly about about it to her almost 17k followers. It doesn't seem to be working, and the book is falling in numbers instead of climbing.

There's a backup plan in full effect, though: the Coupons by Kate website launched last month. As you remember, she used to be with Coupon Cabin before they terminated her!

Honestly, we want things to go well for her, even for the kids' sake! We just don't think she's going about it in the right way, which is no bueno!

Oh, and that whole lawsuit thing too… DOUBLE NO BUENO!

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Ronald Reagan's Daughter Wrote The NEW 50 Shades Of Grey???

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This is inneresting!

Ronald Reagan's daughter, Patti Davis just got done writing her lesbian novel, Till Human Voices Wake Us, and although she's extremely proud of her work, she wants everyone to know that her book is NOT the new 50 Shades Of Grey or an autobiography.

While it is a love story and erotic, she doesn't want anyone to confuse her craft, Patti said:

"This is not me. None of it is autobiographical. I didn't want to write 'Fifty Shades of' whatever. It's a love story."

However, after reading a passage from her book, it actually does make us think about 50 Shades.

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Honey Boo Boo Book On The Way This Summer!

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OMG! Honey Boo Boo is coming out with a book! Will the redneck reality icon also become a best-selling author?!

Not exactly!

The book, which you can preorder on Amazon, is entitled How to Honey Boo Boo: The Complete Guide on How to Redneckognize the Honey Boo Boo in You.

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Amazon Under Fire For Carrying 'Rape A Lot' T-Shirts! Yuck!

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You've seen them everywhere, but not like this!

The "Keep Calm and Carry On" parody T-shirts are all over the place, but this time they went too far!

Amazon is being lambasted by women's groups for carrying T-shirts with the slogans "Keep Calm and Rape a Lot" and "Keep Calm and Rape Them".

Ugh! Why would anyone create such a disgusting slogan, even as a joke??

Michael Fowler, the founder of T-shirt company Solid Gold Bomb, explains that this wasn't something anyone came up with and decided to print. How?

Apparently all of the "Keep Calm and…" shirts were generated randomly by computer! The program just grabbed verbs of four or five letters that would fit the design, and rape was an unfortunate occurrence that no one noticed! He says:

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Wonder Woman Prequel Casting Begins: Our Top Picks!

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Remember how NBC's Wonder Woman series never survived past the pilot? The one starring Adrianne Palicki (above)??

Well… the CW has decided to capitalize off NBC's decision. They're crafting a prequel series for the Wonder Woman legacy — Amazon.

Warner Bros. has already hired a casting director to pick the leading lady for the pilot… and the show hasn't even been picked up yet!

But they're smart, they know they need a strong female in their pilot for execs to give it the green light! So we've decided to go ahead and pick our Top 15 hopefuls for the role!

CLICK HERE to see who we chose!

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