Listen, we have nothing against S&M — but we DO have things against putting a ball gag in a tongue's tiny mouth.
Domino's has a rep for having pizza that doesn't cost very much, so we can understand why the chain would always be on the lookout for a great ad campaign to make people want this pizza if everyone just sees it as "cheap!"
But an Israeli ad for Domino's Sriracha pizza doesn't really make the pizza all that appeasing with this piece pitched by the McCann Erickson Agency…
Here's what the text at the bottom of the ad says:
Why didn't anyone step up to help this poor girl?? The whole crowd had to do something near the end, after an agonizing few minutes!!
A lot of people give singers flak when they mess up the national anthem, knowing that everyone's been singing it for years (and still, this woman might be Canadian, we're not positive!) — but guess what?? Just because you've known it since you were a kid doesn't mean that you've been singing it in front of thousands of people staring at you since you were a kid!!
We TOTALLY feel for this girl during the Memorial Cup Halifax vs Portland match, where she flubbed the anthem to the point of making everyone cringe (and some awful people laughed!) — but we can't blame her at all!
Keep your head up and learn from your mistakes! Next time might be better, and we hope you DO get a next time!
We're not positive, but we're pretty sure this is a snuff film! LOLz!
We kid, we kid — the Ryan Lee Chiropractic Center is real, and is located in El Lay. Business for chiropractin' must be slow, so the owner teamed up with a couple of wise guy Youtubers to create what is probably the MOST cringe inducing ad we've ever seen!
Seriously, the looks on some of his patients faces are hilarious! You gotta watch it (above)!!
Our only complaint is that we wish they kept it's jokiness a secret! Ha!
This has to be one of the most awkwardly HIGHlarious interviews we've ever seen!! Barbara Walters is no prude. Gurl keeps with it!! But she had NO IDEA what the hell vaginal surgery was — or why anyone would get it — until good ole Joan Rivers came along!!
The lovely Joan enlightened Babs on how the procedure works and why the ladies might want (or need) to do it for their booming sex lives!!
And then of course Babs asks her the most cringe-worthy of questions… did JOAN GET HER VAJAYJAY TIGHTENED??
AHHH!!! Watch the video above to see what she says!!!