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IKEA Wants YOU To Have UNPROTECTED SEX! They'll Even Pay You With Free Baby Cribs If You Bone On Valentine's Day!!

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IKEA really wants their customers to have sex with each other! Seriously! They'll pay you in baby cribs!

IKEA is a great place for build-it-yourself furniture that often comes with either too many or too few parts.

Either way, it's always a party when trying to build your new furniture!

Some genius in the marketing department had a great idea to give away a baby crib… for FREE!!

All you have to do is buy the crib and if you have a baby born nine months from Valentine's Day, you get it for FREE!

IKEA really wants their customers to start knocking boots! What a great incentive to knock someone up.

Would you have a baby just to save $99?

Of course you would!!

Too bad the ad only ran in South Australia and Western Australia. And a year ago. So… if you had a baby 9 months after last year's Valentine's Day and you happened to purchase the Sniglar cot… then woo! Free crib!

Oh IKEA, you slay us!

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Malin Akerman Feeds The Bump Some Ice Cream!!

Bump is hungry!

Malin Akerman, the sultry actress whose tat-tays were appreciated by teenagers everywhere in Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, is living a rather dull life these days.

She's got a baby bun in the oven, she's shopping at IKEA, and she's married to a guy who probably loves her very much.

Yawn.

Wake us up when something exciting happens.

Joking!!! Her life sounds brilliant!

And this girl knows how to feed that baby bump of hers. If we were an unborn fetus - we wouldn't want all of these vegan milkshakes and fake meat food. We'd want the real stuff. We'd want some ice-cream!!!!

Malin is the one that KNOWS what we want!!!

P.S. See more Malin and the bump where her baby is down (below) !!

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