IKEA Wants YOU To Have UNPROTECTED SEX! They'll Even Pay You With Free Baby Cribs If You Bone On Valentine's Day!!
IKEA is a great place for build-it-yourself furniture that often comes with either too many or too few parts.
Either way, it's always a party when trying to build your new furniture!
Some genius in the marketing department had a great idea to give away a baby crib… for FREE!!
All you have to do is buy the crib and if you have a baby born nine months from Valentine's Day, you get it for FREE!
IKEA really wants their customers to start knocking boots! What a great incentive to knock someone up.
Would you have a baby just to save $99?
Of course you would!!
Too bad the ad only ran in South Australia and Western Australia. And a year ago. So… if you had a baby 9 months after last year's Valentine's Day and you happened to purchase the Sniglar cot… then woo! Free crib!
Oh IKEA, you slay us!
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