KIDS THESE DAYS — we never thought we'd be the ones saying that someday, and yet here we are! LOLz!
So there's this new craze in Japan (but spreading throughout the world), and it involves kids licking each other's eyeballs. Why? Seriously, why?
Not only is this dangerous and just mind-bogglingly gross, but it's also spreading pink eye! Right now it's a hit among 12-year-olds, and apparently they claim it's the next step after French kissing. The logic there is just… we don't even know what to say!
There's gotta be a better way to improve upon the French kiss! Ha!
Taco Bell has done the right thing — when it comes to food, there's no messing around with your customers' trust. Even if the tacos were never meant for customer consumption!
Taco Bell has announce that they ARE indeed firing the employee who decided to lick a stack of taco shells (and stupidly photographed the whole thing). Pretty funny joke now, isn't it??
When you lick a stack of tacos at Taco Bell as an employee, we hope you know you're gonna get fired!
We couldn't care less if the tacos weren't going to be served to customers, because the consumers have to take your word for it! If you're hiring people who lick stacks of tacos for any reason in the first place, why would anyone take your word for anything??
Corporate totally got the message about that clever employee who posted a picture of egregious taco-licking yesterday, and they are understandably not happy! In fact, they responded by saying this:
We recently found out that Kim Kardashian is a master chef in the kitchen when she threw together a surprise meal for her beau! Well now it sounds like she wants to throw a new recipe into her cookbook!
Deep fried placenta!
On the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kimmy and Kris Jenner made their way to the doctors office to check up on the little Kimbryo, and mama K had a couple of very interesting questions on her mind!
Licking taco: sometimes it can be a very good thing for certain people! Wink wink!
Licking actual Taco Bell taco shells in a Taco Bell restaurant as a Taco Bell employee? F***ING DISGUSTING! LOLz!
Not only is that super high in sodium and could lead to future cardiovascular problems for this young man down the road, but we have no idea if this guy was planning to sell these!
