Isabella Rossellini is gorgeous, talented and pretty funny!
She's teamed up with the Sundance Channel to make a new web series called Mammas.
Isabella already has some acclaim from her Webby-award winning short film series' Green Porno and Seduce Me, all about the sex lives of animals.
Now she's moved past the sex to the next logical place… motherhood!
This particular story turns Isabella into a hamster!!
The tale turns pretty dark when you realize that hamsters are great mothers, who love their babies… if their babies are strong and have good traits.
Otherwise, things can get a little… cannibalistic!!
Check out the video (above) to see what Isabella Rossellini would do if she were a hamster!
Tags: babies, eat, funny, gross, hamster, isabella rossellini, sad
The fer-de-lance is one of the deadliest snakes in the world.
After being bitten, it is usually recommended that you place your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye!
TV producer Steve Rankin was working on the upcoming Discovery show Naked and Afraid where 2 nude survivalists are placed in remote locations and are forced to survive.
Tags: bit, bite, discovery, foot, gross, necrosis, rot, scary, show, snake, tv producer, venom
A few weeks back, Gloria Chubb was making dinner for her family.
On the menu: meatloaf, mashed potatoes, gravy and canned green beans.
No mention of frogs or anything.
But that's exactly what she got when her son scooped some green beans onto his plate.
Tags: can, canned, disgusting, eat, food, green beans, gross, meal, toad
Victoria Roman, a trash collector in New York City, was doing her job, about to toss a garbage bag into a trash truck.
Then she spotted something… movement!
She opened the bag and found a cute little puppy dog inside!!
Tags: disgusting, dog, garbage, garbage bag, garbage lady, gross, ny, nyc, pup, puppy, trash, trash bag, victoria
A man in Southeastern China learned a valuable lesson the hard way…
Don't shove live animals up your butt!!
The man had to admit himself to a hospital after he tried to emulate a crazy porno he saw by sticking a live eel up his booty!
He rammed a 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus and
Tags: anus, booty, butt, china, crazy, eel, gross, live eel, porn, sex, swamp eel
Well this doesn't make much sense! Terrorism? REALLY?
That is, unless the lawmakers are super into abusing animals. Or being paid off. Those are the only ways we could EVER see this happening — because the collection of wide-reaching laws will effectively make it impossible to collect evidence of animal abuse from here on out!
We're talking about cutting off whistleblowers with good hearts or even videographers working with the Humane Society when their evidence usually ends with prosecutions, fines, and even reform among producers! Which is a GREAT thing! Those poor animals!
With the new bills, deemed "Ag-Gag," the people who collect the evidence must turn it into authorities as soon as it's collected, instead of being able to accumulate any detailed or significant body of evidence. Which normally would lead to better results against the offenders!
Tags: abuse, ag gag, animal cruelty, awful, exposers, gross, law, politics, rights, terrorist
Omg! That is so creepy!!
There's a fish called the Sheepshead fish and they're a little different from other fish.
Because they have teeth just like people do!! It's super weird!
What's gross is they have a crazy three rows of molars on their upper jaw and two rows of teeth on the bottom!
A man caught one of these strange fish and it had some pretty huge teeth on it!
We would've thrown it back right away because those are some serious chompers.
Check out the video (above) to see one creeeepy fish!!
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