Home Videos Photos

All tag results for monologue

Samuel Jackson Is About To Impress The Sh*t Out Of You With This Video!

Woooow.

We don’t even remember what we had for breakfast this morning and yet Samuel L. Jackson can remember his famous speech from Pulp Fiction more than 20 years later!

You know the one we’re talking about. His Ezekiel 25:17 monologue that he gave to Brett before busting a cap in his ass!

Sorry. Spoiler alert.

This week, Samuel L. was on The Graham Norton Show and was asked if he remembered his lines from the classic scene and to everyone’s surprise, Mr. Jackson still knows it by heart!

He looked in the camera and recited the now infamous scripture word for word!

Ah!

So good! Click PLAY above and savor every second of this!

Oh! We just remembered what we had for breakfast! It was a Big Kahuna burger. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / Comment Here / Email this  »

Ellen DeGeneres Parodies….Uh, We Mean Delivers A Monologue In The Style Of The Late Show!

Although we now know that Stephen Colbert will be replacing David Letterman, up until today Ellen DeGeneres had been coming up on various lists of possible replacements for Dave, and as a result, Ellen took to her day show to dispel those rumors!

While she said she's happy to be on day time (and it's now confirmed she won't be taking over Dave's desk), she did give her audience a brief, tongue-in-cheek taste of what it would be like to have her host The Late Show by delivering a monologue in the style of a late night show.

Our favorite gag? Ellen, after having an issue getting out of the curtain, admits that she hasn't "had that much trouble coming out since 1997." BA-DUM-CHA!

Ch-ch-check out her whole monologue (above)!!!

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / Comment Here / Email this  »

The Best Musical Monologues On Saturday Night Live In The Past Decade! Check Out Our Top 8 Favorites HERE!

With Anna Kendrick positively blowing us all away with her Beauty and the Beast-inspired musical number she performed in her monologue this past week on Saturday Night Live, we got to thinking about our other favorite opening monologues that used the gift of song!

Our number one choice? Taylor Swift…who wrote and performed a lovely, HIGHlarious opening song about what not to do in a monologue (above)!

Ch-ch-check out the rest of the best musical monologues…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / 4 comments / Email this  »

Khloe Kardashian Takes Over For Chelsea Handler & Confesses She "F*cked O.J. Simpson!" But She Made It A Little Too Truthful To Be A Joke!

khloe kardashian jokes abotu sleeping with oj simpson

Wait….what is HAPPENING?!

How could Kris Jenner let a joke like this happen!!

Khloe Kardashian filled in for Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately & the reality starlet was actually pretty HIGHlarious!

She poked fun at herself & her sisters, even claiming the only true tabloid rumor is that Khloe is now hotter than Kim Kardashian!

But the most shocking moment was when the 29-year-old joked about sleeping with her "father" O.J. Simpson!

She said:

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / 12 comments / Email this  »

Jonah Hill’s SNL Monologue Is Crashed By Leonardo DiCaprio!

jonah hill saturday night live opening monologue leonardo dicaprio

zOMG YAASSSS!

You always hope that there will be special guests on Saturday Night Live, but sometimes they still take your breath away.

We were all set to have Jonah Hill make us laugh our butts off as he hosted SNL for the third time!

But then things took a turn when The Wolf of Wallstreet actor started trashing co-star Leonardo DiCaprio!

That forced Leo to come out from backstage, making everyone’s life a little, err, harder! Ha!

Ch-ch-check out the Titanic silliness

Tags: , , , ,

Permalink / 4 comments / Email this  »

Kat Dennings & Beth Behrs Bring The Fun To The People's Choice Awards! Watch Their Opening Skit HERE!

2 Broke Girls? More Like 2 HIGHlarious Ladies!

Kat Dennings & Beth Behrs kicked off last night's People's Choice Awards with tons of laughs!

The highlights from their cute opening skit included a reference to Kat's Golden Globes, a smoldering Ian Somerhalder, some zombies from The Walking Dead, Buffy Sarah Michelle Gellar, a boobalicious Christina Aguilera, and a ferocious Sharknado shark attack!

With a lineup like that, the real winners last night were the people who chose to watch this opening!

Meanwhile, in the opening monologue, Brad Paisley and Heidi Klum both confused Beth for a waitress, before roughly 200 extras Broke Girls came out with burgers and fries that no one in the audience seemed to want!

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious video (above)!!!

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / 1 comment / Email this  »

Jimmy Fallon's SNL Monologue Gets Crashed By Sir Paul McCartney!

jimmy fallon sir paul mccartney snl opening monologue

YES! So much YES!

Jimmy Fallon hosted Saturday Night Live, and his monologue was going to be epic!

Until traffic kept David Bowie, Bob Dylan, and Sir Paul McCartney from getting there!

Luckily, the Beatles legend is totally industrious and found a way to show up and sing a duet!

How did he make it there? You're going to have to see him explain it for yourself (below)! And did we mention how brazilliant Fallon's impressions are

Tags: , , , , , ,

Permalink / 5 comments / Email this  »