Donald Trump's promise to put "America First" may sound attractive to Americans (well, those who don't give a shit about the environment) — but the nationalist approach is giving smaller countries reason to panic!
And because The Netherlands is one of those countries that depends on the U.S., they thought they'd introduce themselves to President Tiny Hands in a way he can truly relate: a cheesy, ego-stroking tourism video.
In a now-viral video from Dutch comedy show Zondag met Lubach, the tiny country requests that the Commander-in-Chief puts "the Netherlands second" — and gives a hilarious sales pitch on why they think the country is right up Trump's alley.
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Not only are their parks easy to fill, but they actually have a massive wall that, the Trump-sounding narrator quips, "we built to protect us from all the water from Mexico." What are the odds!
Aside from a pristine pony park where the orange POTUS can "grab 'em by the pony," Trump would also enjoy the country's horribly racist "Black Pete" Christmas tradition, where participants don blackface to
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