Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood where Christopher Robin KILLS!
A man from Port Neches, Texas with the same name as Winnie the Pooh's boyish ward just got convicted for the 2007 murder of his roommate, Wayne Beavers.
He was just sentenced to 56 years (talk about a little black rain cloud), which might give him some time to read the works of A. A. Milne.
Poor Pooh bear though. First, Eeyore has to go to rehab for an addiction to tranquilizers, and now this? Okay, so maybe THAT didn't happen, but it's still a possibility.
Maybe Gopher will try to Shawshank Christopher out of the big
house honey pot?!
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