Guess spraining your ankle is better than getting a swirly! LOLz
Kelly Osbourne visited a public restroom to do her business yesterday, but after she tripped up and was getting ready to go head first into the NAS-TAY toilet, she decided that it would be better if she sprained her ankle.
The actress says the story Scary Movie 5 producers are squirting out are all LIES!!
As you may recall, yesterday one of the Scary sequel's producers dropped a load of a statement, telling sources that “Lindsay clogged the toilet in her own trailer" during her few days on set. According to the flick's big shot, Lilo's potty wasn't the only thing to get backed up by her giant number two. The producer claims it caused ALL the trailers on set to "stop working," which made a huge smelly mess that "took a day and a half to clean up."
Lindsay says this whole story is one sh*tty revenge!
Lilo is telling friends she couldn't have trashed her Scary Movie 5 trailer:
If your goalie is a piece of crap, maybe you should replace him or her with a toilet.
We're not even joking — you HAVE to see this video (above)! The SGTK is a toilet that uses high speed cameras to read and detect where a soccer ball is going to go. Using calculations, it launches it's own ball out in a split second (it's spring loaded) and knocks the shot out of the way!
It's actually a really cool piece of tech that happens to also be a toilet. Plus, it raises awareness about being a decent person to the environment!
No? OF COURSE NOT! She's Beyoncé! She's the Queen!!
In case you've JUST woken up, Beyonce surprised the ENTIRE WORLD by releasing 14 songs, and 17 videos last night! We're still recovering from it, but now there is an extra layer of sweet, delicious frosting on top of all these goodies:
Billboard is predicting that she's ALREADY on her way to a #1 debut when next week's Billboard 200 will be released on the 18th!!!
Reportedly, Queen Bey sold 80,000 albums in THREE HOURS! Not only this but the album is an iTunes exclusive!
We'll have to wait til the 18th to find out how many albums she'll sell in her first week, but there is one thing we know for sure...