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Sh*t just got REAL — literally!!
Kanye West decided to insult Zappos and all their products not too long ago after getting into an argument with the online retailer’s CEO, Tony Hsieh. He ended up saying Zappos sold “sh*t product” during a podcast.
So after getting such a harsh review from someone who's dubbed himself a god, obvi Zappos had to respond!
And their response came in the most HIGHlarious form ever!
If you go to Zappos’ sight right now and search “sh*t product” (without the asterisk of course), you will find a toilet with a plunger listed for $100,000.
The item information reads:
This is probz the funniest bet between two celebrities we've ever heard!!!
Mega-producer Dr. Luke made a wager with Miley over whether or not her hit single Wrecking Ball would ever climb all the way to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. The stakes at hand was a Numi toilet worth $10,000!!!
Holy crap, that's a lot of money!
This royal throne features a Bluetooth receiver, a heated seat and an LCD touch screen that allows its…ahem…user to select from a number of other features!
Sure enough, Miley DID get to the top spot of the charts, and now she'll get to "go" on one pricey porcelain seat!
MC explained their bet, saying:
Most people know that if you're out and about and you gotta go to the bathroom - Starbucks is a safe bet to let you do your business!
Well apparently one snake knew this information, too!
A Starbucks customer named Bruce Ahlswede stopped inside a San Antonio Starbucks' bathroom, and found a snake wrapped around the toilet bowl!
Bruce must've had to go number 2 because instead of using the bathroom - he went and got a Starbucks employee.
Here's what Bruce said:
A 35-year-old man in northern Israel had his (and all mens') worst nightmare come true…
While taking a pee pee at his parents' house while visiting one day, a snake popped out of the toilet and bit him right on the penis!!
OMG!!! We've seen some pretty horrific parenting before, but this is just INSANE!!
A newborn baby in China was found lodged in an apartment's sewer system after it was apparently flushed down the toilet by its parents!!
Neighbors first noticed when they heard crying coming from the fourth floor and noticed a small foot in their drain!
With technology being as badass as it is these days, pretty much NOBODY on the planet should be without clean water! Matt Damon ESPECIALLY feels this way, hilariously talking about taking a "toilet strike" a few months ago to raise awareness for his humanitarian effort, Water.org. Basically he won't be going to the bathroom until everyone on the planet has clean water!
The PSA couldn't get funnier, even with the alarming REAL statistics thrown in: 780 million people (1 in 9) lack access to safe water.
This is a real cause that demands real attention. There's no reason why we can't have a laugh while helping the world!