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Snake Hiding In Toilet BITES Man's PENIS!!

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A 35-year-old man in northern Israel had his (and all mens') worst nightmare come true…

While taking a pee pee at his parents' house while visiting one day, a snake popped out of the toilet and bit him right on the penis!!

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Baby Is Rescued In China After Being Flushed Down The Toilet!

OMG!!! We've seen some pretty horrific parenting before, but this is just INSANE!!

A newborn baby in China was found lodged in an apartment's sewer system after it was apparently flushed down the toilet by its parents!!

Neighbors first noticed when they heard crying coming from the fourth floor and noticed a small foot in their drain!

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Matt Damon's Toilet Strike Takes Off!

With technology being as badass as it is these days, pretty much NOBODY on the planet should be without clean water! Matt Damon ESPECIALLY feels this way, hilariously talking about taking a "toilet strike" a few months ago to raise awareness for his humanitarian effort, Water.org. Basically he won't be going to the bathroom until everyone on the planet has clean water!

Then, amazingly, other celebrities joined his pledge to not expel their bodily waste until the issue was resolved — including Jason Bateman, Jessica Biel and Josh Gad!

Now, EVEN MORE are joining (above)! This time Olivia Wilde, Richard Branson, and Bono join up!

The PSA couldn't get funnier, even with the alarming REAL statistics thrown in: 780 million people (1 in 9) lack access to safe water.

This is a real cause that demands real attention. There's no reason why we can't have a laugh while helping the world!

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Dido Gets The Giggles Whenever She Watches Her Eminem Music Video! Quote Of The Day!

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"That wasn't my finest moment. Every time I watch that video, the beginning bit properly makes me giggle. I remember sitting on the loo on the set with Eminem and Dr. Dre there and thinking: 'How surreal can life get?' It's quite hard to sit on the loo without wanting to go to the loo. It wasn't my sexiest moment."

- Dido, on filming the music video for her duet with Eminem on the single Stan, to NY Daily News

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Vanessa Hudgens LOVES Disneyland's Fancy Toilets!!!

She might be a big star now, but Vanessa Hudgens still gets excited about the little things!

During her interview with Conan last night, the Spring Breakers actress dished on her visit with Sarah Hyland to Disneyland's exclusive Club 33.

…and it wasn't the five star buffet that impressed her.

Actually, Vanessa was totally smitten with THE TOILET.

Yup! The toilet. So much so that she took a picture with it!

Who would've thought??!

Now we're brainstorming ways to become members JUST so we can use that glorious throne! LOLz.

Ch-ch-check out Vanessa talk about her happiest place on earth (above)!!!

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Kelly Osbourne Has A SPRAINED Toilet Mishap!

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Guess spraining your ankle is better than getting a swirly! LOLz

Kelly Osbourne visited a public restroom to do her business yesterday, but after she tripped up and was getting ready to go head first into the NAS-TAY toilet, she decided that it would be better if she sprained her ankle.

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Lindsay Lohan's Poops Are INNOCENT! Massive Clog NOT Her Fault!

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Lindsay Lohan's poops don't stink — and they're tiny!

The actress says the story Scary Movie 5 producers are squirting out are all LIES!!

As you may recall, yesterday one of the Scary sequel's producers dropped a load of a statement, telling sources that “Lindsay clogged the toilet in her own trailer" during her few days on set. According to the flick's big shot, Lilo's potty wasn't the only thing to get backed up by her giant number two. The producer claims it caused ALL the trailers on set to "stop working," which made a huge smelly mess that "took a day and a half to clean up."

Lindsay says this whole story is one sh*tty revenge!

Lilo is telling friends she couldn't have trashed her Scary Movie 5 trailer:

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