Rachel Uchitel Wants Tiger's Single Balls

This lady has some issues!
Rachel Uchitel divulged to a friend that she wants Tiger Woods all for herself now that he is back on the market.
EW!
“I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me,” Rachel told the source. “I’d give up everything to be with him again.”
Ha. Don’t hold your breath, homewrecker!
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